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I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 31 Dec 2009, 19:46
by Yi-Long
.... but my hands are too cold.
Yes, I too throw my head (pun intended) in the ring for the award of most inane thread of the year!
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 01 Jan 2010, 01:13
by Markgway
Yi-Long wrote:.... but my hands are too cold.
Ask an Uncle...
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 01 Jan 2010, 01:19
by Yi-Long
Markgway wrote:Yi-Long wrote:.... but my hands are too cold.
Ask an Uncle...
What kinda family did you grow up with!?!?
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 01 Jan 2010, 17:43
by bradavon
Put gloves on, extra friction.
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 01 Jan 2010, 19:59
by gasteropod
Nah, lube's better
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 01 Jan 2010, 21:55
by Markgway
Yi-Long wrote:Markgway wrote:Yi-Long wrote:.... but my hands are too cold.
Ask an Uncle...
What kinda family did you grow up with!?!?
I just figured 'cause you were Dutch, you know...
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 31 Dec 2010, 22:59
by saltysam
Yi-Long! stop freeze-framing the Portman ass and spunking over your monitor you dirty dutch fucker
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 31 Dec 2010, 23:35
by Yi-Long
saltysam wrote:Yi-Long! stop freeze-framing the Portman ass and spunking over your monitor you dirty dutch fucker
Damn... did I leave my webcam on by accident again....!?!?
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 01 Jan 2011, 07:38
by brooce-leroy
what an ass though....
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 01 Jan 2011, 10:48
by grim_tales
Yo Bruce
Gung Hei Fat Choi (sp?)
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 01 Jan 2011, 17:40
by brooce-leroy
grim_tales wrote:Yo Bruce
Gung Hei Fat Choi (sp?)
likewise mate, its rabbit year in 2011.
my 2ps worth: I used to masturbate incessantly until my dick hurt....but a lot less these days. To be honest, I find it a bit boring and unfulfilling now.
I hope i don't become asexual.
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 00:11
by Markgway
Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 01:12
by brooce-leroy
Markgway wrote:Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.
what's his name?
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 08:19
by Markgway
brooce-leroy wrote:Markgway wrote:Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.
what's his name?
Some Chinese scouser called Dennis.
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 13:40
by brooce-leroy
Markgway wrote:brooce-leroy wrote:Markgway wrote:Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.
what's his name?
Some Chinese scouser called Dennis.
Ssssssssshhhh......
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 14:18
by bradavon
Markgway wrote:Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.
. Hell Yes!
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 14:46
by HungFist
bradavon wrote:Markgway wrote:Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.
. Hell Yes!
But it's a bit of a compromise. Sometimes useful, but if you've her next to you, you could get much more out of her, couldn't you?
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 14:48
by bradavon
You've not heard of foreplay?
.
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 14:51
by HungFist
bradavon wrote:You've not heard of foreplay?
.
Foreplay is like sallad. Only girls like it
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 22:09
by luckystars
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 22:30
by bradavon
And I love munching on lettuce
.
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 23:09
by HungFist
Certainly the girl needs her sallad before the main course, but I really don't want to imagine that with luckystars or especially his avatar
another day at bullets
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 04 Jan 2011, 02:00
by Markgway
I have a sneaking suspicion that vegetable-based innuendo is being employed here...
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 04 Jan 2011, 11:53
by luckystars
Fruit even
Re: I really want to masturbate...
Posted: 04 Jan 2011, 13:16
by gasteropod
Lettuce is a vegetable
