I really want to masturbate...

[Yi-Long]

.... but my hands are too cold.

Yes, I too throw my head (pun intended) in the ring for the award of most inane thread of the year!

[Markgway]

.... but my hands are too cold.

Ask an Uncle...

[Yi-Long]

.... but my hands are too cold.

Ask an Uncle...

What kinda family did you grow up with!?!?

[bradavon]

Put gloves on, extra friction.

[gasteropod]

Nah, lube's better

[Markgway]

.... but my hands are too cold.

Ask an Uncle...

What kinda family did you grow up with!?!?

I just figured 'cause you were Dutch, you know...

[saltysam]

Yi-Long! stop freeze-framing the Portman ass and spunking over your monitor you dirty dutch fucker

[Yi-Long]

Yi-Long! stop freeze-framing the Portman ass and spunking over your monitor you dirty dutch fucker

Damn... did I leave my webcam on by accident again....!?!?

[brooce-leroy]

what an ass though....

[grim_tales]

Yo Bruce
Gung Hei Fat Choi (sp?)

[brooce-leroy]

Yo Bruce
Gung Hei Fat Choi (sp?)

likewise mate, its rabbit year in 2011.

my 2ps worth: I used to masturbate incessantly until my dick hurt....but a lot less these days. To be honest, I find it a bit boring and unfulfilling now. I hope i don't become asexual.

[Markgway]

Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.

[brooce-leroy]

Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.

what's his name?

[Markgway]

Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.

what's his name?

Some Chinese scouser called Dennis.

[brooce-leroy]

Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.

what's his name?

Some Chinese scouser called Dennis.

Ssssssssshhhh......

[bradavon]

Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.

. Hell Yes!

[HungFist]

Masturbation is like cooking... I'd rather let someone else do it for me.

. Hell Yes!

But it's a bit of a compromise. Sometimes useful, but if you've her next to you, you could get much more out of her, couldn't you?

[bradavon]

You've not heard of foreplay? .

[HungFist]

You've not heard of foreplay? .

Foreplay is like sallad. Only girls like it

[luckystars]

Not true!! I like my Cucumber and Tomatos played with!!

[bradavon]

And I love munching on lettuce .

[HungFist]

Certainly the girl needs her sallad before the main course, but I really don't want to imagine that with luckystars or especially his avatar

another day at bullets

[Markgway]

I have a sneaking suspicion that vegetable-based innuendo is being employed here...

[luckystars]

Fruit even

[gasteropod]

Lettuce is a vegetable