Make your own Bollywood film

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 12 Jul 2006, 22:40

the68monkey wrote:
Kurgan wrote:Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.1
Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.2
Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.3
Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.4

Yes, I did write Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe. But I didn't just write. I edited and directed as well

Thanks to 68M and Grim. Glad you liked the story. I think I got Bobbi's character down quite accurately, aside from the lack of boozing

Also, unfortunately, Miss Monkey, Java doesn't have anything to do with it, as far as I'm aware. Unless you see the Java logo appear on your screen and then sit next to the clock at the bottom, Java isn't loaded.

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 13 Jul 2006, 06:31

Think of how we could have added to the plot of our tale if they'd given us these screengrabs from those wonderful '70s Bollywood films!

After brad confiscates the stolen car, Kurgan and Yi go cruising for women on Yi's bike. Kurgan, of course, drives.

Yi makes the mistake of trying to pick up Shen.

After a narrow escape, Yi's troubles get even worse when 68Monkey catches up to him.

After a little bit of torture, 68Monkey decides to put women everywhere out of their misery. . .

Unfortunately, since she'd had a few drinks, her aim wasn't quite good enough.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 13 Jul 2006, 07:32

This is the funniest thread in ages

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 13 Jul 2006, 10:03

Good slideshow of images there

A tale unto itself.

Although, I'm not sure about your aim being bad; he seems to have been shot in the head

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 13 Jul 2006, 10:56

Kurgan wrote:Although, I'm not sure about your aim being bad; he seems to have been shot in the head

She was aiming for his balls.

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 13 Jul 2006, 12:34

good caps 68monkey

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 13 Jul 2006, 18:25

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1453406

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1453418

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1453433

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1453443

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 13 Jul 2006, 18:45

Yi survived the shooting, only to be arrested on charges of public brawling. He didn't have to serve too much time, though, before Kurgan managed to have the charges dropped.

Yet for some strange reason, he was forever known as Prisoner 69 after his short jail term.

Fully recovered and enjoying "senior citizen" status, Yi continues to flirt shamelessly with women, yet perhaps due to earlier ordeals, chickens out at the last minute, promising "I'll call you."

Don't feel sorry for him, though. Today he makes a killing endorsing designer sweaters.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 13 Jul 2006, 19:11

I was trying to go for a sort of Adrian Chiles "Match of the Day 2" or World Cup vobe with my footy film. But its often hard to see whats going on in the clips.
I know one was Italy v Cameroon in 1982

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 13 Jul 2006, 19:24

Mark's third movie is as self-aggrandising a use of these clips as I've ever seen; and this comes from the guy who made himself out to be a criminal mastermind in his own film

And I'm not sure I like the insinuation 68M's made in her series of stills either, amusing though it is

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 14 Jul 2006, 01:44

Kurgan wrote:And I'm not sure I like the insinuation 68M's made in her series of stills either, amusing though it is

Why, Kurgan! I didn't insinuate a thing about you!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 14 Jul 2006, 02:07

Would be great if there was one of these subtitle editors for Kung Fu movies.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 14 Jul 2006, 14:49

Just watched Mark's "Sarah" one again

I'm not sure if she'd be touched or repulsed if she were to stumble on this thread.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 14 Jul 2006, 16:19

the68monkey wrote:Why, Kurgan! I didn't insinuate a thing about you!

I think this smiley best describes you, you minx: :angel12:

Markgway wrote:Would be great if there was one of these subtitle editors for Kung Fu movies.

Yeah, it would, cos then I'd be able to use Kadeem Hardison's line from Drive: "Hmph! Your Kung-Fu is weak, and obsolete. Hmph!" at every given opportunity

And Grim, I think she'd be mainly repulsed

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 14 Jul 2006, 16:24

Its' not as if I admire her from afar though

Yeah, a kung fu movie editor would be a good idea:

"You goddamn bastard. You killed my sifu/father/mother/brother so now I will beat you with my Snake Fist/Wing Chun/Monkey?Eagle/A.N Other style"

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 15 Jul 2006, 18:53

Sarah: A Tale of Woe -

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=26214

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 15 Jul 2006, 21:57

Dude, you've got it bad...

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Jul 2006, 15:24

Yeah.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 16 Jul 2006, 17:33

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1460774

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1460781

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 16 Jul 2006, 17:41

Second one's funny

And you were suprisingly close with the subbing of the first line in that one. Not as crude in the original dialogue, but same sentiment

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 17 Jul 2006, 00:26

OK, this one's not aimed at anyone in particular; it's just wholesome family entertainment

A mother's dying wish

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 17 Jul 2006, 00:50

Very naughty, Kurgan.

And you, too, Mark!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 17 Jul 2006, 08:50

Your one is funny Kurgan

Like Mark's 2nd one.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 12 Dec 2006, 14:03

Make your own Bollywood film is back!

You can win a trip to India:

http://www.flytobollywood.com/

Seemed a bit choppy for me, maybe I dont have the latest Flash Player?

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 12 Dec 2006, 15:27

Could be, cos it seemed to run fine on my machine...

I do like going back and watching some of these clips from time to time. One for the BnB Gold section eventually, in my opinion.