Burn in Hell: Music of the Damned

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 26 Apr 2006, 14:09

Yes, folks, this is the chance to vent your spleen! The ultimate thread where you can list every single/artist/album you loathe, detest, hate with every fibre of your being... the music that sickens you to the core so much it should bring about the death penalty... or that you just kinda don't like that much.

Start listing... you know you wanna............ :twisted:

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 26 Apr 2006, 15:45

-All rap music, except some "party rap" of the 1980's.
-All techno, except Bristol trip-hop.
-Shoe-gazing acoustic guitar no-talent crooners like Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Pete Murray.
-Nu-metal bands
-Death metal bands
-The poppy shit that passes for punk thesedays.
-Whaling R&B pop divas.
-Pop-rock de-evolution of grunge that's popular today - eg Creed, Nickelback, Seether.
-Neo-jaza monotonous-voiced women like Diana Krall and Norah Jones.
-Indy-rock - there's a reason why it's independent, it's absolute raw sounding shit.
-Crap "critically-acclaimed" bands liked by big fucking nerds like The Mars Volta and Coheed & Cambria, The Smiths/Morrissey, They Might Be Giants.
-70's garage rock-revivalist bands like The White Stripes, The Hives, The Strokes, etc.
-Talentless singer-songwriters who sound like animals in pain when they sing. Eg James Blunt (coincidence that his name rhymes with cunt? I think not!) and David Gray.
-Pop-opera eg Il Divo, Amici Forever, Charlotte Church before she became a pop whore (still sucks now), etc.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 Apr 2006, 17:56

Shit boybands like Westlife etc

Boy/girlbands doing emotion free covers of poignant songs (American Pie, I Have a Dream, Seasons In The Sun, Eternal Flame etc).
I know Madonna sung "American Pie" after Don McClean (sp?)

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 26 Apr 2006, 18:21

Cradle of Filth

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 26 Apr 2006, 21:51

Just out of curiosity Eva, whom do you like?

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 26 Apr 2006, 21:57

Good question lol

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 27 Apr 2006, 00:34

Polka & blue grass.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 27 Apr 2006, 12:14

Ten "artists" who should have their vocal chords forceably removed to spare us pain... and fingers in case they try to remix shit.

The Streets
Justin Timberlake
James Blunt
The Black Eyed Peas
The Pussycat Dolls
Beyonce
Westlife
50 Cent
Gareth Gates
Christina Aguilera
Coldplay

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 27 Apr 2006, 14:47

Agree with:

Streets (annoying Chav Mockney rubbish)
Timberlake (squeaky voiced cock)
Pussycat Dolls
Westlife
50 Cent
Gareth Gay-tes

:shock:

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 27 Apr 2006, 18:21

I just remembered that I can't really stand Oasis.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 27 Apr 2006, 23:15

Oasis' first two albums were good (1994-1995).

From then on I agree.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 28 Apr 2006, 09:11

Oasis are OK IMO I guess, but theyre doing exactly the same stuff they did in the Britpop era - the days of classics like Wonderwall, Whatever and Don't Look Back In Anger are long gone.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 28 Apr 2006, 09:26

Oh yeah,
I hate all Asian pop music. Especially J-pop, which for some reason stopped evolving in the 1980's.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 06 May 2006, 00:54

Someone else to add...

Joss Stone.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 06 May 2006, 04:49

Oh yeah, Oasis were really AWESOME back in the day. They had really inspired Shakespearean-esque lyrics like "Where were you when we were getting high?".

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 06 May 2006, 08:50

Markgway wrote:Someone else to add...

Joss Stone.

Her voice really annoys me, she thinks she has a voice (though it is unique) like a blues/RnB legend. She does not.

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 06 May 2006, 11:09

Hmm nah I've always pretty much hated Oasis. I took standard grade music and our teacher made us play their songs ALL the time.... the whole indie/mullet thing doesn't to it for me.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 06 May 2006, 12:43

EvaUnit02 wrote:Oh yeah, Oasis were really AWESOME back in the day. They had really insporedShakespearean-esque lyrics like "Where were you when we were getting high?".

That song was the beginning of the end for me.

Self-indulgent clap-trap and the worst from their second album.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 06 May 2006, 12:44

BiscLimpkit wrote:the whole indie/mullet thing doesn't to it for me.

What "indie" have you been listening to?

Mullets??

Billy Ray Cyrus is not indie, Bisc!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 06 May 2006, 12:59

What are Oasis song are you thinking of Mark? I dont recognise those lyrics.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 06 May 2006, 13:12

It's Champagne Supernova.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 06 May 2006, 13:14

Oh yeah, I remember now

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 06 May 2006, 14:45

BiscLimpkit wrote:the whole indie/mullet thing doesn't to it for me.

They had moptops back in the day.

As seen sported by Ringo, the least talented one.

A mullet, demonstrated by David Spade - shit midget comedian.

You have no idea what "indy-rock" is, if you heard it your ears would bleed from it's sheer awfulness.

I dare you to even consider subjecting yourself to Pavement, My Bloody Valentine/Kevin Shields and Death Cab For Cutie.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 06 May 2006, 19:14

Bono had a terrible mullet back in the day.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 08 Jun 2006, 12:24

Thanks Scotland for giving the world two of the shitiest (and most pretenious) bands of recent years:- Franz Ferdinand and Bloc Party.