How dodgy are you?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 22 Sep 2005, 16:25

Take the test

I got:

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html

OMG I didnt know wanking was punishable by decapitatiion (in Singapore that is)

As for eating mince pies on Xmas Day....

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 22 Sep 2005, 16:40

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 45 Potential fine: £7500

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I didn't know I was such a bad guy ?!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 22 Sep 2005, 17:03

In the clear

Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £2000

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 22 Sep 2005, 17:05

Thats in the clear?

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 22 Sep 2005, 17:06

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

I punched people, and had sex and was aroused 'in public', but nothing of the more serious stuff

Unrealnils · Post by **Unrealnils** » 22 Sep 2005, 19:03

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

YOU KNOW :mrgreen:

Mordib · Post by **Mordib** » 22 Sep 2005, 20:51

Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

IronMonkey · Post by **IronMonkey** » 22 Sep 2005, 21:17

I'm an upstanding citizen!

Years in prison: 5.5
Potential fine: £2000

Some of those laws in the accompanying trivia are so daft! Like walking around butt naked in your own house is considered pornography in some countries! Ha! I'm a porn star!