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Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 29 Jun 2011, 22:47
by Markgway
That's a rhetorical question. The answer is YES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syCPQH4UQRY

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 29 Jun 2011, 23:56
by Keung
Five seconds in....*Close window*

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 30 Jun 2011, 21:11
by bradavon
Am I supposed to take this thread's title literally? If so, no.

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 30 Jun 2011, 22:27
by Markgway
bradavon wrote:Am I supposed to take this thread's title literally? If so, no.
Then name something worse...

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 30 Jun 2011, 22:57
by saltysam
Markgway wrote:
bradavon wrote:Am I supposed to take this thread's title literally? If so, no.
Then name something worse...
Robbie Williams-Rudebox...a song so incredibly bad it virtually finished his solo career.

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 30 Jun 2011, 23:02
by bradavon
Off the top of my head, Olly Murs songs are worse. There's a load more worse than that song.

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 02 Jul 2011, 01:22
by Markgway
bradavon wrote:Off the top of my head, Olly Murs songs are worse. There's a load more worse than that song.
Nonsense. I'm no X-Factor fan (as you guys know) but in no way are Olly Murs' bland ditties worse than Beyonce's painful garbage. Epic fail, Brad, as usual.
saltysam wrote:Robbie Williams-Rudebox...a song so incredibly bad it virtually finished his solo career.
I don't like Rudebox - probably Robbie Williams' worst. But not worse than Beyonce. Nice try though. Play the whole of her video. I heard it on Wed in HMV and felt like assaulting someone. No Robbie Williams or Olly Murs song has ever made me feel violent.

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 02 Jul 2011, 11:43
by grim_tales
Didnt like the Beyonce song very much, but surely these songs are MUCH worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9-AdPAOy0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 02 Jul 2011, 13:17
by Markgway
grim_tales wrote:Didnt like the Beyonce song very much, but surely these songs are MUCH worse:
Nope. The first one is twee teen bubblegum pop. But hardly offensive to the ears. The second one is more annoying for sure, but no cigar................ C'mon guys. Must do better.

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 02 Jul 2011, 14:21
by grim_tales
Friday offends my ears because the lyrics are absolute shit.

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 02 Jul 2011, 16:24
by Markgway
I was thinking more about the noise. I rarely listen to lyrics because they're nearly always shit. But I'll take your word for it. :D

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 03 Jul 2011, 19:22
by saltysam
hands down the worst song ever made...and done by a beatle no less

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM34giD4o4w

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 03 Jul 2011, 19:46
by Keung
Dubstep?

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 00:23
by Markgway
saltysam wrote:hands down the worst song ever made...and done by a beatle no less

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM34giD4o4w
Ringo can't sing... there's cheesy lyrics... and football chanting... but nowhere near the wretched awfulness of Beyonce.
Keung wrote:Dubstep?
What's that?

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 02:11
by Keung
YouTube it. Popular stuff with the youth of today. Horrible. Definitely not the worst kind of music, but can get rather annoying when played at full volume on tinny mobile phone speakers by chavs sat at the back of a bus.

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 16:45
by saltysam
Markgway wrote:
saltysam wrote:hands down the worst song ever made...and done by a beatle no less

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM34giD4o4w
i'd say your mind's made up and whatever crap gets put on here you won't agree it's worse than Beyonce :cool:

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 18:23
by Markgway
saltysam wrote:i'd say your mind's made up and whatever crap gets put on here you won't agree it's worse than Beyonce :cool:
I admit that I ABSOLUTELY HATE Beyonce. She's the single worst popular artist of all time. I mean, christ, she's not even the best singer in Destiny's Chlld, and they suck ass!

If someone posts something equally shit or worse I'll fess up. But you guys haven't challenged me yet. Some rubbish suggestions, sure, but nothing that's exruciatingly, mind-fuckingly awful.

Here's another example of her shitness:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x72a1f ... n-it_music

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 18:55
by gasteropod
I can't stand Beyonce either, I find her really obnoxious.

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 20:24
by saltysam
i find Beyonce completely and utterly inoffensive. not my type of music but certainly not the worst example of a popular modern artist.

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 22:32
by bradavon
saltysam wrote:I'd say your mind's made up and whatever crap gets put on here you won't agree it's worse than Beyonce :cool:
Well exactly. This thread's pointless, other than to massage Mark's ego. I'm confident if asked a hundred people who is better, Beyonce would win hands down.

Should someone who hasn't heard of dubstep should even be commenting so "definitely" on what's good/bad music? I'm not really a fan but at least I've heard of it.
saltysam wrote:i find Beyonce completely and utterly inoffensive. not my type of music but certainly not the worst example of a popular modern artist.
Agreed. I've no problem with it if I'm in a club or it comes on the radio. There's certainly worse pop music out there.

p.s - Single ladies is a good pop song and good video too.

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 01:58
by Markgway
saltysam wrote:i find Beyonce completely and utterly inoffensive.
:o
not my type of music but certainly not the worst example of a popular modern artist.
And yet you can't name a worse one......... ;)

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 02:11
by Markgway
bradavon wrote:Well exactly. This thread's pointless, other than to massage Mark's ego.
What's my ego got to do with anything? You think I give a shit if anyone agrees with me? :lol:

All I'm after is for someone to convince me that there's a worse song/artist out there than Beyonce... but so far no one has come close.

I love (read: hate) the way you use words without truly knowing their meaning. Ego, my arse.

Remember when you closed a thread I started simply because no one agreed with you than Beverly Hills Cop 2 was better than Lethal Weapon 2? You fucking child. I swear you troll my threads just to give me shit. Wanna talk about your ego?
I'm confident if asked a hundred people who is better, Beyonce would win hands down.
Better than whom? Ringo Starr? Probably. But then people who buy Beyonce records have IQs roughly the same as their shoe size. We're talking about a demographic who thinks N-Dubz are greater than The Beatles and The Rolling Stones.
Should someone who hasn't heard of dubstep should even be commenting so "definitely" on what's good/bad music? I'm not really a fan but at least I've heard of it.
Since when did Dubstep become the official barometer of musical appreciation? I must've missed that meeting.
Agreed. I've no problem with it if I'm in a club or it comes on the radio. There's certainly worse pop music out there.
Name it. I mean is Olly Murs the best you could come up with? The guy has innocuous tattooed on his forehead.
p.s - Single ladies is a good pop song and good video too.
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Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 12:47
by grim_tales
Beyonce isnt really my type of music either but some of her songs were good pop (eg Crazy in Love), and she can sing IMO (something lke "Listen"). :)

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 17:50
by Markgway
You're all brainwashed by this talentless muck.

History will be on my side. :D

Re: Is this the worst song of all time?

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 17:53
by saltysam
Like i said,i'm not a fan of her music but she's no worse and probably better than similar performers out there.Also she's strung together a decent career for herself,Destiny's Child were around for a few years as well.Good luck to her & Jay-Z is a lucky fucker :love: