Bullets 'n' Babes

Coming next year,directed by Len Wiseman and starring Colin Farrell.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id ... ll2012.htm

Oh Dear.

AKA: Movies I could live without ever seeing #211

Wiseman's Underworld films were decent actioners.And Die Hard 4 was ok'ish. I'll diss it when i've seen it.

The thing that made Total Recall special and interesting, was the premise, the idea.

Not the briliant acting skills of Ahnuld or the mediocre direction by Verhoeven.

I'd like to see a serious movie about the whole thing, instead of the popcorn cheesy blockbuster that was Total Recall.

The best thing about Total Recall is Ahnoldt! Give dees peepul ayer!

gasteropod wrote:The best thing about Total Recall is Ahnoldt! Give dees peepul ayer!

I thought the alien's 3rd boob was more convincing than Ahnuld...

gasteropod wrote:The best thing about Total Recall is Ahnoldt! Give dees peepul ayer!

Johnnycab: Please state the street and number.
Arnie: Duurrrive! Druuuurrrive!
Johnnycab: I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?
Arnie: Anywhere just go! Go!
Johnnycab: I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?
Arnie: Sheeeeeeeet! Sheeeeeeeeet!
Johnnycab: Would you please repeat the destination?
Arnie: [Quaid rips the Johnnycab out and starts to drive himself] Aaahhh!

Consider dat a divorce!

You should clone yourself!

bradavon wrote:Oh Dear.

Yup its not Spanish, so its going to suck

gasteropod wrote:The best thing about Total Recall is Ahnoldt! Give dees peepul ayer!

Amen to that.

saltysam wrote:Wiseman's Underworld films were decent actioners.And Die Hard 4 was ok'ish. I'll diss it when i've seen it.

Underworld 1 is good, 2 is okay I guess, I've not seen 3 and Die Hard 4 was again okay I guess. Only Underworld is a keeper in my book.

I don't consider Total Recall the classic many do though. It is very much an 80s movie though and that gave it it's charm. Give it a similar feel (e.g - Predators) and it may just work.

romerojpg wrote:Yup its not Spanish, so its going to suck

Huh?

bradavon wrote: Underworld 1 is good, 2 is okay I guess, I've not seen 3

Wiseman didn't make number 3,so it's a moot point really.but for the record,number 3 was ok

I didn't know that. I assumed he did.

PG-13
http://www.movie-censorship.com/news_en.php?ID=2853

Hollywood it appears is remaking EVERY film older than 15 years.

Point Break, FFS!?!

What's next? A remake of Hudson Hawk?

HungFist wrote:PG-13
http://www.movie-censorship.com/news_en.php?ID=2853

Just an excuse to plaster Extended Unrated Version on the DVD/BD.

Good point Grim.

I'd mind less if they were R rated but most aren't . Rambo and Predators (I know not remakes) were so much better being R rated.

Len Wiseman is directing. He's already fucked up on franchise (Die Hard). Does he need to do it again?

Die Hard was fucked after the awful part 3 so dont talk shite.

To be honest I don't really care if it's gonna be pg-13. Wiseman is a hack, the film is probably gonna suck no matter what it's rated. I can't really imagine any Total Recall fan looking forward to a remake anyway, so it's probably better sell it to clueless 13 year olds who don't know anything about good action films.

That being said, I'd love to see the comeback of Total Recall style brutal old school action (without modern flashiness and over-use of CGI). Total Recall 2 would be a much more interesting idea... But it would fail almost certainly because no one's making that kind of films anymore. It would probably end up something like the new Conan trailer (trailer, cause I haven't seen the film and won't be seeing it since it looks so appalling).

Would be interesting if they actually did that and made a Total Recall 2 - wasnt that what Minority Report kinda started out as?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181689/releaseinfo#akas

Hey, I really liked Die Hards 3 and 4, so fuck y'all!

Die Hard 3 was awesome!

Just seen the trailer
The original is one of my favourites and this looks exactly the same TBH (but with excessive CGI, Minoroty Reports' hover cars, and watered down in a PG-13 sort of way)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWMhADqlPYg