Borderline Boilers you'd like to f##k!

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 19 Apr 2008, 22:33

Viz comic used to run this,what female in the public eye who isn't considered particularly good looking/sexy but needless to say whenever she comes on screen you instantly want to bang her

Two that come to mind for me are Amanda Redman & Amanda Tapping

who are yours?

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 19 Apr 2008, 23:22

So the rules are, we just pick to women we find particularly good looking?

Both your choices are attractive but don't do much for me otherwise.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 20 Apr 2008, 02:06

Got pics, Sam?

I think Sam means women you want to fuck but wouldn't normally be considered obviously fuckworthy... right?

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 20 Apr 2008, 02:19

Markgway wrote:Got pics, Sam?

Have you never heard of Google Image search? It takes seconds. I know because that's what I did.

Markgway wrote:I think Sam means women you want to fuck but wouldn't normally be considered obviously fuckworthy... right?

Oh right. Amanda Tapping is an odd one then.

Kirstie Allsopp would be one then, a real woman.

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 20 Apr 2008, 04:07

iu fuc up

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 20 Apr 2008, 11:09

Markgway wrote:
I think Sam means women you want to fuck but wouldn't normally be considered obviously fuckworthy... right?

correct

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 20 Apr 2008, 11:11

bradavon wrote: Amanda Tapping is an odd one then.

why?is she considered a beauty/sexy?she looks quite mumsy to me.

Godzooki · Post by **Godzooki** » 20 Apr 2008, 11:18

Sarah Beeny from Channel 4's Property Ladder, Kirsty Allsop from Location Location and Amanda Lamb from Channel 4's A Place in the sun!!

Channel 4 Property programmes rule!!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 20 Apr 2008, 16:09

bradavon wrote:Have you never heard of Google Image search? It takes seconds. I know because that's what I did.

Congratulations. Your medal's in the post.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 20 Apr 2008, 16:43

My picks:-
Franka Potente
Leelee Sobieski
Moira Kelly
Julianne Moore (sp?)
Ellen Page

Markgway wrote:
bradavon wrote:Have you never heard of Google Image search? It takes seconds. I know because that's what I did.
Congratulations. Your medal's in the post.

Piss off, we treat him like that all the time. He's allowed to do the same.

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 20 Apr 2008, 18:05

The lead singer from The Cardigans, (Nina?) looks like she'd be up for some dirty action

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 20 Apr 2008, 19:09

EvaUnit02 wrote:Piss off, we treat him like that all the time. He's allowed to do the same.

I never tell people to "go search". That's your department. So blow me.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 20 Apr 2008, 19:18

I think Ellen Page is very pretty.

I thought we were talking about borderline howlers here? (Eg. Juliette Lewis - not that I'm recommending her)

I'd consider doing Jodie Foster (unless she's a lesbian, that is).

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 20 Apr 2008, 19:22

What's wrong with Juliette Lewis?
I like Franka Potente

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 20 Apr 2008, 20:39

saltysam wrote:why?is she considered a beauty/sexy?she looks quite mumsy to me.

That's what I meant. I thought we were picking "unusually attractive", not women most would consider good looking. Anyway it's not important.

Markgway wrote:Congratulations. Your medal's in the post.

I only meant there's a particularly easy way to see what they look like, which is much quicker than waiting for a response. If you had to actually search on Google then I wouldn't have said it.

That's all.

Markgway wrote:I thought we were talking about borderline howlers here? (Eg. Juliette Lewis - not that I'm recommending her)

I thought we were too

For instance, Julianne Moore is a stunning woman. I'd put Franka Potente in that list, she has an interestingly pretty face but isn't stunning.

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 20 Apr 2008, 21:29

bradavon wrote:
For instance, Julianne Moore is a stunning woman. I'd put Franka Potente in that list, she has an interestingly pretty face but isn't stunning.

Julianne Moore stunning? she looks extremely plain to me but hey shagability is in the eye of the beholder.

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 20 Apr 2008, 21:32

Carol Vorderman.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 20 Apr 2008, 21:33

She's way more attractive than Michelle Ryan

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 20 Apr 2008, 22:22

bradavon wrote:She's way more attractive than Michelle Ryan

bollocks to that

Killer Meteor · Post by **Killer Meteor** » 21 Apr 2008, 01:53

Sissy Spacek

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 21 Apr 2008, 21:59

How about Carol Cheng?

I think she's attractive... but since no one mentions it I wonder if she fits the criteria?

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 21 Apr 2008, 22:02

i suppose the criteria would be someone who would unlikely be featured in the nice birds thread.?

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 21 Apr 2008, 22:09

But she's not ugly at all.

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 21 Apr 2008, 22:15

i never said she was.i don't think any of the women named have been featured in the nice birds thread so far? maybe borderline boiler is too strong a description.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 21 Apr 2008, 23:24

Well I'm bloody well confused

Care to set down some rules? 8)

p.s - I'd say Carol Cheng is fine. She's not stunning but not ugly either.