Media attention whore, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has issued a challenged to Bush for an uncensored televised debate. Some of the issues he wants to discuss: "Please attack us Israel, we're jealous of all the attention you've been giving Hezbollah and Lebanonlately" and "How long can the US hold out before they launch a war campaign on us, don't you want our oil anymore?"
He won the debate with Al Gore over who could most effectively defraud the Florida ballots. Al Gore should've won that debate, he invented the Internets after all.