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Some of the people on here truly could not sing at all and sounded awful - but the money raised goes to charity which is the most important thing I guess :)

Gillian McKeith (You Are What You Eat) had guts but she really couldn't sing, preferring to shout/talk her way through the Etta James classic I Just Wanna Make Love To You. She has a face like a burst couch.

Whoever decided to make Uptown Girl a song for people (sung by 4 chefs including Jean-Christophe Novelli and Paul Rankin) should be shot - they were appalling too - like drunks at a wedding IMO. They were out of tune and "danced" very badly.

James Hewitt and Rebecca Loos - bloody hell... again, bad move for making Addicted To Love a duet, all James did was TALK through the song - Loos was pratically bursting out of her dress.

However, I was impressed with Matt Stevens (rugby player) who sang Mack The Knife, he was actually rather good, Chris Moyles (!) wasn't bad either! He sang (Ain't that A) Kick In The Head - another swing/jazz song.
Full marks for attempting dancing I guess, though it looked a bit odd :D
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lol grim, we watched this last night, purley for the judges remarks...

but i agree gillian mckeith, lol! she hates louis and its funny...and of course she sings like someone has their hands round her thraot...


the thing with the chefs you gotta admit was funny....although painful at the same time. the have guts tho....


hehe the remark sharon o said to loos, hehe that made me laugh so hard.

i think most of them just sucked, the model sounded like a man trying to be a woman...

chris moyles was suprisingly good, bit too egotistical, but funny lol


by the end tho i was pretty bored by it, these charity shows suck, yeah they raise money but they'd raise more if they didnt haave to pay the stars to do this stuff
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grim_tales wrote: James Hewitt and Rebecca Loos - bloody hell... again, bad move for making Addicted To Love a duet, all James did was TALK through the song - Loos was pratically bursting out of her dress.
Yeah... I'll be needing some good quality pics of that before I'll believe you! And throw in a box of tissues as well :D :D :D

She's pretty damn hot, even though I wouldnt trust her as far as I could throw her (which wouldnt be very far...)
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you think? lol i think she looks liek a cheap drag queen crossed with a a old hooker... or she did last night :D
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Agree Shen, Chris Moyles made me laugh :lol: Did you notice Simon didnt look happy when Chris said he was a better dancer than Chico :D
I wouldnt say Loos is hot, she looked very fake last night IMO.

Agree about the chefs having guts though, in the end its not about singing ability but charity and fun :)
What did Sharon say to Loos? I didnt see that :?
The Gillian McKeith image was so disturbing I need some time recover.
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sharon said something about that she should wear knickers it would warm her voice up. then it went into a kind of slanging match where simon was sat their laughing and louis was sat like his usual slack jawed idiot expression..
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Oh right, thanks :)
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For Yi-Long:

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My god, James and Rebecca Toilet were horrific tonight, I've heard better singing from a screaming cat :D.

But the look on Sharon's face at the end when Becca didn't thank Sharon.... looked she was ready to kill Becca
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Why would she thanks Sharon if she's slagging her off so bad?

I haven't been watching this btw.....
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Isn't it common courtesy?
I don't get why Sharon hates Loos so much, is she (Sharon) mates with the Beckhams or something?
MLAM I missed last nights show, who was sent home?
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because shes a cheap tart? :lol:

sorry like i said in a pervious thread i dont have time for people who think flaunting their ass is a good way to get famous, shes only supposedly famous becasue she allegedly opened her legs to some dimwitted footballer....

(yeah im in one of those sarcastic and mean moods :D)


and grim gillian mckeith was sent home last night....
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Thanks Shen.
Well yeah but if Becks had kept his todger in his pocket she probably wouldnt be famous, it works both ways.. :)
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excatley the reason for the dimwitted footballer comment hehe
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:D Fair enough.
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grim_tales wrote:Isn't it common courtesy?
I don't get why Sharon hates Loos so much, is she (Sharon) mates with the Beckhams or something?
MLAM I missed last nights show, who was sent home?
It is common courtesy yes IMO but as Sharon was slagging her off so badly she didn't say thank you to her, though James Hewit did thank Sharon though but the audience were laughing/clapping so it was a bit muted to Home Viewers.

As Shen says, Gillian McHeath got booted out last night, rightly so too as she was fecking awful!

If you must hear it Grim I can uplaod a sound clip if you like :D
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I dont think I need to. ;)
What did Moyles do last night BTW? He was good fun on Monday and made me laugh :D
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Sorry for the delay in replying,

Chris Moyles sang "You Really Got Me" originally by The Kinks

He wasn't too bad but not as good as Monday night, any performance you want to hear Grim? :P
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:D What did other people sing? I'd like to hear Matts and Chris Moyles performance, thought they were both good on Monday :P
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Here's Chris's performance Grim

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?a ... 0D07BFD93D

Here's Matt's

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?a ... DB5BFD0B96

I thought I'd tag on the Judges comments aswell for you mate :P
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Thanks MLAM :)
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grim_tales wrote:Well yeah but if Becks had kept his todger in his pocket
Is it detatchable? :wink:
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:D
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Did anyone see last nights? Thought Nikki Sanderson (sp?) was very good (and kinda cute to boot!) :D
Glad Hewitt/Loos were shown the door.. they were crap! :lol:
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i used tolike that MJ song, but now i will be forever with the image of james hewitt clutching his crothc burned in my mind...this will one day lead me see a therapist