The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup
BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo
Scenario fella
Portfolio
SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno
YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
Hic Sic Spic Pric
Digaditch Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
Slalomsky Downhillsky
Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
freakov Ufreakov
SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
Busqueue Snookercu
Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen poodefenssen Haveagossen
Firstsson Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani
Legslikejelli Havabenni
Wobblijelli Spendapenni
SUBS:
cannotthinkofani!!!
whoopsmi
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero
Chihuahua Jose
SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba
DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
