Bullets 'n' Babes

Markgway wrote:

Yi-Long wrote:Also, Mark, I don't know this for sure, but I've read somewhere that if you know where to look on the world wide web, you can actually find quite a lot of fanny-shots!

Of Kelly Brook?

Oh sorry, didn't know her fanny was special...

Ha ha. Yes she's special. It's Kelly Brook! Every British (straight) boys wet dream when growing up.

What are you guys on about? She looks well hot. The paint makes her looks hotter. Besides it's some type of arty magazine, they're not supposed to be pornographic. Hence I imagine the full nudity.

Markgway wrote:I prefer plain old nudie shots.

So do I but sometimes when it's just a picture of a nude woman, it can oddly be actually dull. You know? Like when you see glamour models on the beach topless. I rarely find those hot.

She looks fucking awful in those pics if she's going to show all insist on some decent pics ffs.

Yi-Long wrote:Oh sorry, didn't know her fanny was special...

I've heard it has magical powers.

It has magical powers on me .

Markgway wrote:

Yi-Long wrote:Oh sorry, didn't know her fanny was special...

I've heard it has magical powers.

I'm sure it does. It magically makes LOTS of money for her.

bradavon wrote:It has magical powers on me .

Does it take magic to get you going? don't answer that!

Ha ha . You're getting me confused with Gas, he loves the old magic beans .

bradavon wrote:You're getting me confused with Gas

Who's Gas?

Who is she? She looks like a children's TV presenter.

looks like Carrie Fisher back in the day.

saltysam wrote:looks like Carrie Fisher back in the day.

B I N G O

I guessed Carrie Fisher too.

She was seriously hot back in the day. Her gold bikini scenes in ROTJ was responsible for making me feel a bit 'funny' back in 86 when I rented the VHS from my local winey. I think it was the early inklings of my sexual awakening.

You dream of porking Princess Leia and wind up waking next to Jabba the Hut.

Such is life...

Markgway wrote:You dream of porking Princess Leia and wind up waking next to Jabba the Hut.

Such is life...

... which both could be Carrie Fisher nowadays....

saltysam wrote:looks like Carrie Fisher back in the day.

Well spotted.

Markgway wrote:You dream of porking Princess Leia and wind up waking next to Jabba the Hut.

Such is life...

And the Page 3 Idol winner is... Lacey Banghard (no, seriously):



Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fe ... -Idol.html
More pics: http://www.sideburns.co.uk/forum/index. ... topic=2541

Not the largest pics I'm afraid. I don't believe for a second that's her real name.

bradavon wrote:I don't believe for a second that's her real name.

No... Her real name is Lacey Feltcher.

. Actually I think it's Lacey Titwankgalore.

Apparently:

"LOacey's unusual surname is a result of a misspelling by immigration when her paternal grandparents moved to the UK."

So no one else thinks she's hot them?

Not especially.

Breasts are disproportionate and her facial expression suggests an upset tummy.

Markgway wrote:Breasts are disproportionate

Oh yeah. I hadn't noticed . Only in that pic though. Awesome puppies.

Markgway wrote:And her facial expression suggests an upset tummy.

What?