Posted: 11 Jul 2006, 20:31
Look, there's no need to take this into the decidedly dodgy waters of beastiality, alright? 
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Posted: 11 Jul 2006, 20:51
Hey, you implied it!
Posted: 11 Jul 2006, 22:31
Kurgan wanting to bear all? (If you know what I'm talkin about hohoho).
Good joke Grim.
Good joke Grim.
Posted: 11 Jul 2006, 23:03
I think I can relate to Mummy Bear there. GET YOUR OWN DAMN PORRIDGE!!!!
Posted: 11 Jul 2006, 23:54
With lazy mummy bears like that, no wonder bears are near extinction... 
Posted: 12 Jul 2006, 23:05
Why, the bear-faced cheek!BiscLimpkit wrote:Kurgan wanting to bear all? (If you know what I'm talkin about hohoho).
Posted: 13 Jul 2006, 01:16
Adobe want to make their position very clear:
Posted: 13 Jul 2006, 15:22
News just in...Sophie-Ellis Bextor found dead in a french footballer's appartment, apparently head-butted to death...police say they're treating it as murder on Zidane's floor!!!
I'll get me coat!
I'll get me coat!
Posted: 01 Aug 2006, 14:47
A man walks into a bar. Walking next to him, there's an ostrich with 2 big knockers.
The barman asks "Can I help you ?".
"-Yeah, I'll have a beer."
And then the ostrich says: "-Same thing, please."
-That'll be 3.40.
The man puts his hand in his pocket and puts 3.40 on the counter without even counting.
5 minutes later, the man says:
"-I'll have a whiskey."
And then the ostrich says: "-A beer, please."
-That'll be 10.60.
The man puts his hand in his pocket and puts 10.60 on the counter without even counting.
Then, the barman asks:
-How do you manage to get the correct amount everytime you put your hand in your pocket ?
-I met a genie yesterday. He said he would grant me two wishes.
-What was your first wish ?
-That everytime somebody asks me to give him money, the correct amount appears in my pocket.
-Wow, that's great.
-Yeah, I'm the richest man on earth now.
-What about the second wish ?
-I fucked up. I said I wanted a great big bird with huge wobbly knockers and a liking for beer and football.
The barman asks "Can I help you ?".
"-Yeah, I'll have a beer."
And then the ostrich says: "-Same thing, please."
-That'll be 3.40.
The man puts his hand in his pocket and puts 3.40 on the counter without even counting.
5 minutes later, the man says:
"-I'll have a whiskey."
And then the ostrich says: "-A beer, please."
-That'll be 10.60.
The man puts his hand in his pocket and puts 10.60 on the counter without even counting.
Then, the barman asks:
-How do you manage to get the correct amount everytime you put your hand in your pocket ?
-I met a genie yesterday. He said he would grant me two wishes.
-What was your first wish ?
-That everytime somebody asks me to give him money, the correct amount appears in my pocket.
-Wow, that's great.
-Yeah, I'm the richest man on earth now.
-What about the second wish ?
-I fucked up. I said I wanted a great big bird with huge wobbly knockers and a liking for beer and football.
Posted: 01 Aug 2006, 15:55
from IMDB:
Wilson Denies 'Dupree' Rip-Off
Actor Owen Wilson has denied any connection between his new movie, You, Me And Dupree and the 1970s supergroup Steely Dan. The band recently posted a letter on their website claiming Wilson's Dupree character was based on their Grammy-Award winning song, "Cousin Dupree," about a couch-hopping houseguest. They also asked Wilson to appear at a concert to apologize to their fans. In a statement released by his spokeswoman, Ina Treciokas, Wedding Crashers star Wilson said, "I have never heard the song 'Cousin Dupree' and I don't even know who this gentleman, Mr. Steely Dan, is. I hope this helps to clear things up and I can get back to work on my new movie, Hey 19."
Steely Dan released a string of hits in the 1970s, including "Hey Nineteen," "Reeling In The Years" and "Rikki Don't Lose That Number."
Posted: 01 Aug 2006, 16:51
Posted: 08 Aug 2006, 12:56
Funny/interesting monuments...
http://archibase.net/archinews/9776.html#plueablls
http://archibase.net/archinews/9776.html#plueablls
Posted: 08 Aug 2006, 18:24
cooool
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 19:07
An irishman goes for a job interview at a blacksmiths.
The blacksmiths asks "have you ever shoe'd horse's before?"
"No" said the irishman "But i once told a donkey to Fu*k off"
The blacksmiths asks "have you ever shoe'd horse's before?"
"No" said the irishman "But i once told a donkey to Fu*k off"
Posted: 10 Aug 2006, 19:14
Class!!!
Posted: 12 Aug 2006, 08:11
Posted: 12 Aug 2006, 09:37
"Dad I need money for a pickaxe, a shovel and a crowbar"- "He he! I knew I didn´t raise my son to be a quitter."
LOL!!!
LOL!!!
Posted: 12 Aug 2006, 09:56
LOOOL! Kinda sick, but lol!
Posted: 12 Aug 2006, 12:29
Posted: 12 Aug 2006, 12:59
Man, that's jet black.
Posted: 12 Aug 2006, 17:12
Any more?
Posted: 12 Aug 2006, 18:33
Oh plenty.BiscLimpkit wrote:Any more?
That's all I'll post, any more and Brad will go apeshit.
Posted: 12 Aug 2006, 23:09
These are kinda fascinating... I'll check out that link. Cheers.
Posted: 13 Aug 2006, 02:30
I recommend the "Kenta's Horny Mum" and Mike's Left Hand" story threads, they're hilarious. It's a shame that the guy has stopped doing the comic, since he's got severe Tendonis in his wrists.BiscLimpkit wrote:These are kinda fascinating... I'll check out that link. Cheers.
Posted: 13 Aug 2006, 02:36
One of the funniest online comic strips I have encountered is Elftor:
http://www.elftor.com
http://www.elftor.com