Modern Marriage

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 11 Aug 2006, 08:06

And even worse bringing him to an occasion where there will be NO alcohol. Might get him angrily throwing with tree trunks!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 11 Aug 2006, 13:08

No Alcohol? You faggots!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

8)

slasher13 · Post by **slasher13** » 11 Aug 2006, 13:18

Markgway wrote:No Alcohol? You faggots!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

Hey there was plenty of Soft drinks

, I will post some wedding pictures up in a few hours here. It was quite nice, although had 600 people come to the Nikha (Muslim Marriage) part and walima (After Party)

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 11 Aug 2006, 13:24

600????????????

I couldn't find 60 guests to invite.

Is a wedding an open invitation to anyone you've ever met? The cashier at your local Tesco for example?

I actually prefer soft drinks to alcohol (unlike most pissed-up Brits) so you COULD have invited me. Bastard!

slasher13 · Post by **slasher13** » 11 Aug 2006, 13:59

Markgway wrote:600????????????

I couldn't find 60 guests to invite.

Is a wedding an open invitation to anyone you've ever met? The cashier at your local Tesco for example?

I actually prefer soft drinks to alcohol (unlike most pissed-up Brits) so you COULD have invited me. Bastard!

, We had invited loads of family friends from my mum side, and dad side, plus their family as well. From my mum side, she has 4 brother, and including her 4 sisters. They are each married, have kids who are also married, so we invited their family, and my dad side is very large as well. So we had people come from USA, Pakistan, India and mostly UK. TBH it really didn't seem that big, also we have family come from my Wife side as well, she has 4 brothers, and 4 sisters. Her family comes from Kenya and South Africa.

Yeah about drinking, I have found out from my friends, they do enjoy soft drink to alcohol. They enjoyed the wedding alot more

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 11 Aug 2006, 14:19

So 600 guests ey... and they all brought money or presents?
Tell us the booty? What did you get???

Gawd I'd hate to invite so many people...
I'm not close with my family, plus her family is rather small here in Holland...
I guess I'd invite my mom and her husband, plus my best friend... maybe some others, not sure yet...

TBH I'd rather just elope, or get married in Hong Kong...

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 11 Aug 2006, 14:28

With so many women at your wedding Slasher I'd have had a half decent chance at getting laid.

Godzooki · Post by **Godzooki** » 23 Aug 2006, 03:01

slasher13 wrote:I'm married, and it been over 2 years now. Yes over the period it has been trying, especially when you live with parents, however since I moved out into my new house, it been great. It only 5 mins away from my parent house, but it nice to know that family is still around. Personally I feel that you know if you want to get married or not, it's in each people heart. Some people may say it depends on how you were brought up, eg a woman who doesn't believe in marriage, because mainly of seeing her mother being treated bad, so can't blame her. However saying that my wife had a bad childhood as well, especially seeing her mum beaten up as well, so she really hates her father, but wanted to get married to me.

I personally love marriage, it not to do with a piece of paper, but something else, prob spirtual. There is a saying which I heard when I grew up, when god made you, he also made your partner who you will find. I can safely say, yes i have met my partner and inshalla we will both have a happy marriage.

By the way the above is what I personally believe, and don't want to force it to anyone else, just want to add in something to the conversation

2 years!! I remember you psting on te old boards a couple weeks before, im due to get married on the 07.07.07. Less than a year a way and i cant wait, glad your enjoying (married) life.

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 24 Aug 2006, 18:05

i've been married 20 years this year

it's great 8)

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 24 Aug 2006, 20:01

Muslims do drink alcohol if it's offered to them at a party or something by their host.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 24 Aug 2006, 20:03

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 24 Aug 2006, 22:46

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 24 Aug 2006, 23:39

Maybe if Muslims drank alcohol they'd be too pissed to blow themselves up?

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 24 Aug 2006, 23:53

Markgway wrote:Maybe if Muslims drank alcohol they'd be too pissed to blow themselves up?

I wonder why me, slasher and Kurgan are still here then. Sheesh!

"Muslims: They blow themselves up."

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 25 Aug 2006, 00:20

thelostdragon wrote:I wonder why me, slasher and Kurgan are still here then.

Bottled water?

"Muslims: They blow themselves up."

I personally think that's a bit of a generalisation but if you wanna go with that theory I can't stop you...

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 25 Aug 2006, 01:49

Markgway wrote:Bottled water?

Ahh, but we can't drink that; we've got to pour it out into a container.

But anyway, marriage...

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 25 Aug 2006, 10:05

Kurgan wrote:
Markgway wrote:Bottled water?
Ahh, but we can't drink that; we've got to pour it out into a container.

But anyway, marriage...

A bottle is a container.

Toge · Post by **Toge** » 25 Aug 2006, 10:07

Why the hell is markgway offending muslims.

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 25 Aug 2006, 10:44

Yeah. I thought the forum rules made it clear.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 25 Aug 2006, 10:57

grim_tales wrote:A bottle is a container.

Sorry, I forget to mention that it should be a large container, which has all the other liquids poured into it, thus creating a potentially deadly mix in the airport itself, rather than on a plane

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 25 Aug 2006, 11:02

Sorry Kurgan

Toge · Post by **Toge** » 25 Aug 2006, 12:09

3 strikes and you're out mark. LD, slasher13, consider it sort - check the announcements forum

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 25 Aug 2006, 12:26

About:

Mark wrote:Maybe if Muslims drank alcohol they'd be too pissed to blow themselves up?

I believe he's just talking about muslim TERRORISTS.
And AFAIK it's OK to insult evil people.

That was probably a case of bad wording on his part.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 25 Aug 2006, 12:36

I agree with Tom.
Bad wording and something of a stereotype, though a ban is a bit OTT don't you think Toge? I'm sure, as Tom says, he means terrorists.

Toge · Post by **Toge** » 25 Aug 2006, 13:03

I haven't banned him. He is on a strike. 3 strikes = week suspension.

If LD wasn't happy with it I have to take action.