What Have You Just Seen... Marks Out of 5

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 07 Sep 2007, 17:11

EvaUnit02 wrote:
bradavon wrote:My god there's a Taxi 4?
Rrriiiggghhhttt.
https://www.bulletsnbabesdvd.com/forums/ ... 4006#74006

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 07 Sep 2007, 17:19

Hatchet 2/5

Daft american slasher flick is nonetheless fairly entertaining during it's 80 minutes runtime. A group of the usual idiots get stuck in a swamp,there's a killer on the loose and you can guess the rest. Fairly gory with cameos from genre stalwarts Robert Englund,Tony Todd & Kane Hodder. it also features the hot Mercedes McNab (Harmony from Buffy) who gets them out a few times,no bad thing

Shingster · Post by **Shingster** » 07 Sep 2007, 17:48

tom2681 wrote:My Neighbour Totoro: 3 / 5
Not bad, but too childish.

Blasphemy! That's the whole appeal of Totoro, it's like jacking straight into your childhood subconscious when every little thing seemed wild and fantastical! Hands down Miyazaki's masterpiece.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 07 Sep 2007, 18:06

Yes, Tom hates Die Hard 4, I knew it was good, now confirmed.

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 07 Sep 2007, 18:18

Good? well maybe when its Unrated....

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 07 Sep 2007, 18:33

gasteropod wrote:

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 07 Sep 2007, 19:03

Shingster wrote:
tom2681 wrote:My Neighbour Totoro: 3 / 5
Not bad, but too childish.
Blasphemy! That's the whole appeal of Totoro, it's like jacking straight into your childhood subconscious when every little thing seemed wild and fantastical! Hands down Miyazaki's masterpiece.

I haven't seen too many Miyzaki's but yeah, it's fantastic and better than Kiki and Mononoke. And far better than Moving Castle and Spirited.

Lourdes · Post by **Lourdes** » 07 Sep 2007, 19:41

HungFist wrote:
Shingster wrote:
tom2681 wrote:My Neighbour Totoro: 3 / 5
Not bad, but too childish.
Blasphemy! That's the whole appeal of Totoro, it's like jacking straight into your childhood subconscious when every little thing seemed wild and fantastical! Hands down Miyazaki's masterpiece.
I haven't seen too many Miyzaki's but yeah, it's fantastic and better than Kiki and Mononoke. And far better than Moving Castle and Spirited.

I'm going to knife you.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 07 Sep 2007, 20:00

Spirited was superb. As was Mononoke, Laputa was very good.

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 07 Sep 2007, 20:45

Lourdes wrote:
HungFist wrote:
Shingster wrote:
tom2681 wrote:My Neighbour Totoro: 3 / 5
Not bad, but too childish.
Blasphemy! That's the whole appeal of Totoro, it's like jacking straight into your childhood subconscious when every little thing seemed wild and fantastical! Hands down Miyazaki's masterpiece.
I haven't seen too many Miyzaki's but yeah, it's fantastic and better than Kiki and Mononoke. And far better than Moving Castle and Spirited.
I'm going to knife you.

Sorry

slasher13 · Post by **slasher13** » 07 Sep 2007, 22:06

saltysam wrote:Hatchet 2/5

Daft american slasher flick is nonetheless fairly entertaining during it's 80 minutes runtime. A group of the usual idiots get stuck in a swamp,there's a killer on the loose and you can guess the rest. Fairly gory with cameos from genre stalwarts Robert Englund,Tony Todd & Kane Hodder. it also features the hot Mercedes McNab (Harmony from Buffy) who gets them out a few times,no bad thing

I loved Harmony in Buffy, was thinking about this, now you hit the nail, will get this to watch it, first will errr 'rent' it

Cool, Robert, Tony and Kane, they was in Wishmaster last time as cameo

Shingster · Post by **Shingster** » 08 Sep 2007, 00:04

Lourdes wrote:I'm going to knife you.

After all them exploitation films he watches, I'd put money on Hung over you in a knife fight any day! :twisted:

Lourdes · Post by **Lourdes** » 08 Sep 2007, 01:17

Shingster wrote:After all them exploitation films he watches, I'd put money on Hung over you in a knife fight any day! :twisted:

Any day except the one where I have a dodgy looking moustache and aviators. Then I'd get to sodmise him with a baton whilst he dykes it out with Brad in a dress.

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Gandhi - 5/5
If you're don't like this film you're probably a paedohpile or some other sort of ne'er do well. It's the last great epic and one of my favourite films. I'm really looking forward to the BD release, they'd best hurry it up - Lawrence of Arabia too.

Otaku no Video - 3/5
Decent parody but it does show its age a little in that it's a bit too gentle. If they made it today it would probably amuse me a lot more. But then it is supposed to be a bit of self-mockery so I suppose they wouldn't want to be too harsh on themselves. The DVD is authored terribly, it's a mix of interviews and animation and they break each section into a seperate title.

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » 08 Sep 2007, 03:36

Dawn of the Dead (2004): 4/5

degeneration · Post by **degeneration** » 08 Sep 2007, 09:01

Pump Up The Volume 4/5

Nice Christian Slater film. Loved it when I was a teenager as it tuned in more with my rebel mentality back then, but still think it is a good film today.

Gone In 60 Seconds 3/5

Decent enough film that was plodding along nicely until the car jump near the end. From seeming quite real prior to then, it definitely lost points there. Quite like Angie's blonde look too...

Shingster · Post by **Shingster** » 08 Sep 2007, 09:05

Lourdes wrote:Any day except the one where I have a dodgy looking moustache and aviators. Then I'd get to sodmise him with a baton whilst he dykes it out with Brad in a dress.

Now now, let's not get his hopes up!

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 08 Sep 2007, 13:59

Lourdes wrote:Then I'd get to sodmise him with a baton whilst he dykes it out with Brad in a dress.\

Would be a bit hard for them to "dyke it out", since neither of them are women. Dyking out requires a minimum of two women.

Lourdes · Post by **Lourdes** » 08 Sep 2007, 15:15

EvaUnit02 wrote:
Lourdes wrote:Then I'd get to sodmise him with a baton whilst he dykes it out with Brad in a dress.\
Would be a bit hard for them to "dyke it out", since neither of them are women. Dyking out requires a minimum of two women.

Ok Brad.

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 08 Sep 2007, 15:29

Knock it off, girls.

I can nuke any of you with a single button that's got 3 letters on it.
Starts with "b", ends with "n" and it isn't "bun".

Shingster · Post by **Shingster** » 08 Sep 2007, 15:46

degeneration · Post by **degeneration** » 08 Sep 2007, 16:31

bon... cause there's two of you that he's talking about, that makes it "bon bon" which afaik is french for sweet...

Therefore logically we must conclude he thinks they are sweet...

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 08 Sep 2007, 16:41

Miyazaki makes shit anyway, so stop the jabber about badly drawn toddler films.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 08 Sep 2007, 17:02

Quit taking pot shots at me Lourdes.

I don't know why you have an issue with me or feel the need to keep bringing my name up out of the blue but please give it a rest. I did ask once remember? but you claimed "to have no idea what I was talking about". At least when others do it I've at least said something to (possibly) warrant it. I'm not even involved in your petty conversation. As far as I know I've never even said anything insulting at you to start with.

"If you don't like Gandhi you're a paedophile" great bit of writing there Lourdes

Lourdes · Post by **Lourdes** » 08 Sep 2007, 19:07

bradavon wrote:Quit taking pot shots at me Lourdes.

I don't know why you have an issue with me or feel the need to keep bringing my name up out of the blue but please give it a rest. I did ask once remember? but you claimed "to have no idea what I was talking about". At least when others do it I've at least said something to (possibly) warrant it. I'm not even involved in your petty conversation. As far as I know I've never even said anything insulting at you to start with.

"If you don't like Gandhi you're a paedophile" great bit of writing there Lourdes

Ok Brad.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 08 Sep 2007, 23:45

We need to bring Dr. Phil in on this one...