Chuck Norris dies...EDIT its a hoax so don't worry

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 05 Jul 2007, 08:55

This was something I read on Imports forum.
http://www.burnedbytheman.com/politics/ ... t-failure/

RIP

EDIT: No, he's still alive and kicking. What a terrible hoax to play!

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56464

I don't know how anyone can play such a sick hoax?

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 05 Jul 2007, 10:30

Damn, would've been epic lulz to be had watching the fallout of people trolling the likes of Facebook memorials.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 05 Jul 2007, 12:35

Some people are arseholes with nothing better to do.

They laugh at everyone and everything without realising the irony of their own sad pathetic lives.

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 05 Jul 2007, 14:02

Dude, that would have sucked as he hasn't finished shooting his current film which looks really good actually:
http://www.legendofchucknorris.com/trailer.html

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 05 Jul 2007, 14:09

I agree with you Mark, whoever posted that article saying he was dead is a really sick person

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 05 Jul 2007, 14:17

LOL @ that trailer

Looks good fun

Is the song "In Your Arms Tonight" by Foreigner?

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 05 Jul 2007, 15:22

I'm surprised by how many DTV movies you like LD. (No offense meant BTW, just an observation.) If Van Damme ever put out a movie where he slaps people around with his flacid cock...

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 06 Jul 2007, 00:10

Lol, America needs Chuck Norris!!

The song is 'I Died in Your Arms Tonight' by Cutting Crew.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 06 Jul 2007, 08:35

Thanks. I thought I knew it from somewhere

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 06 Jul 2007, 09:36

It's impossible for Chuck to die. In order to die he has to walk towards the shining light at the end of the tunnel. Chuck doesnt walk for no one and nothing. If heaven wants Chuck, then HEAVEN will have to walk through that tunnel towards the bad-ass light that's Chuck.