Paris Hilton let out after only 3 of her 45 day sentence

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 09 Jun 2007, 13:10

I wonder if some sneaky guard will film her group shower sessions and put them out on DVD? 8)

One Night in Paris II: The Fannyshank Redemption.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 09 Jun 2007, 15:54

I can't stand celebrities who have no place to be celebrities. Musicians, film stars, directors, and even manufactured pop stars, fine at least they're working but people like Paris Hilton and say Jade Goodie do no work from a celebrity perspective and really have no place to be in the limelight.

Paris is rich because her Daddy worked, she barely does any work herself so go back to richville and sulk!

Some people just can't get enough of it. You don't see the likes of Natalie Portman in the papers every two seconds.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 10 Jun 2007, 02:14

bradavon wrote:Paris is rich because her Daddy worked, she barely does any work herself so go back to richville and sulk!

I'd still shag her though... 8)

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 10 Jun 2007, 03:17

Markgway wrote:I'd still shag her though... 8)

Not concerned by all the STDs then?

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 10 Jun 2007, 09:59

Well, she doesn't exactly do nothing. She is a fashion designer, or at least used to be one. Her and her sister have been designing handbags for the Japanese market and that was before she inherited the hotel chain. However, I believe her sister is working on that fashion label alone now.

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 10 Jun 2007, 12:52

thelostdragon wrote:Well, she doesn't exactly do nothing. She is a fashion designer

No she paid people to design things for her, I seriously doubt she could design anything, let alone cloths

When the story of her life comes out in Book form, I seriously doubt she wrote a word of that (she probibly cannot write).

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 10 Jun 2007, 13:07

romerojpg wrote:When the story of her life comes out in Book form, I seriously doubt she wrote a word of that (she probibly cannot write).

Why do you think that?

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 10 Jun 2007, 13:40

She already wrote an autobiography long ago.

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 10 Jun 2007, 13:45

thelostdragon wrote:
romerojpg wrote:When the story of her life comes out in Book form, I seriously doubt she wrote a word of that (she probibly cannot write).
Why do you think that?

Seriously? have you never seen the shows she was on! she is as thick as people come, couldnt do anything what so ever. Even simple things we all do easily, she had massive trouble with. Either she is thick, or just acts very thick to get more famous. Either way she is as dumb as they come, hence why she is in jail, she probibly never knew she was speeding as she dosent know what numbers are

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 10 Jun 2007, 13:56

romerojpg wrote:Seriously? have you never seen the shows she was on! she is as thick as people come, couldnt do anything what so ever. Even simple things we all do easily, she had massive trouble with.

The Simple Life is scripted, surely you knew?

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 10 Jun 2007, 14:06

She can read scripts!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 11 Jun 2007, 02:12

EvaUnit02 wrote:
Markgway wrote:I'd still shag her though... 8)
Not concerned by all the STDs then?

I'm sure I wouldn't give her anything she's not already had...

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 13 Jun 2007, 19:05

Assuming she can read

She's a dumb blonde who likes Daddy's money. I cannot think of one redeeming factor to her, she's not even especially good looking.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 13 Jun 2007, 19:38

I think she's downright ugly. She's way too skinny, and everything else is expensive make-up, haircolor, expensive clothes (if she even wears them), etc etc.
If she'd be a normal girl, so without the familyname, we wouldnt even look at her twice.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 13 Jun 2007, 21:05

Unless she appeared on some stupid reality show.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 25 Jun 2007, 02:40

Two U.S. networks pass on Paris Hilton interview

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Paris Hilton appeared to be a celebrity without a spotlight on Friday after two major U.S. television networks snubbed the hotel heiress they initially fought over for a first post-jail interview.
An ABC executive said his network declined interview offers from the multimillionaire socialite after Hilton and her mother, Kathy, personally sought to secure a deal in a flurry of telephone calls to ABC News veteran Barbara Walters.
Meanwhile, rival network NBC issued a statement saying it, too, had informed Hilton's representatives that it was "no longer interested in pursing an interview with her."

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/ ... 6420070622

LAWL, pwned.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 25 Jun 2007, 08:21

Larry King will be interviewing her, right!? Not that I'll be watching it :N Why waste my time on her. She's worthless.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 25 Jun 2007, 18:49

I heard he cancelled Michael Moore to interview her.

Maybe he's looking for wife #9?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 25 Jun 2007, 21:05

9???

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 25 Jun 2007, 21:52

grim_tales wrote:9???

That sounds a lot at first, but when you realize the guy is nearly 400 years old, it puts things in perspective.

How the hell can you cancel an interview with Michael Moore, so you can do an interview with Paris Hilton!?

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 26 Jun 2007, 05:34

Sorry -- that should have read wife #8.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005092/bio

slasher13 · Post by **slasher13** » 26 Jun 2007, 10:10

Yi-Long wrote:How the hell can you cancel an interview with Michael Moore, so you can do an interview with Paris Hilton!?

Prob because Moore now thinks 9/11 could be an inside job, see http://www.jonesreport.com/articles/180 ... e_911.html with video

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 26 Jun 2007, 10:39

slasher13 wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:How the hell can you cancel an interview with Michael Moore, so you can do an interview with Paris Hilton!?
Prob because Moore now thinks 9/11 could be an inside job, see http://www.jonesreport.com/articles/180 ... e_911.html with video

I'm not sure if it was an 'inside job'. I do honestly believe the goverment, or at least some parts of the goverment, KNEW this was going to happen, and allowed it to happen.

The sad thing is, it wouldnt even surprise me.

slasher13 · Post by **slasher13** » 26 Jun 2007, 11:04

Yi-Long wrote:The sad thing is, it wouldnt even surprise me.

Me neither, there is something fishy going on, its not black and white, Anyway back onto Paris, on latest news report she wants to create a half way house for criminal who comes out from jail. Has she rediscovered herself?..

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 26 Jun 2007, 13:32

slasher13 wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:The sad thing is, it wouldnt even surprise me.
Me neither, there is something fishy going on, its not black and white, Anyway back onto Paris, on latest news report she wants to create a half way house for criminal who comes out from jail. Has she rediscovered herself?..

She probably just wants to get her skinny skanky ass on Oprah, so America will love her again.
She will probably also claim she found Jesus and crap like that. Most people who fuck up by being selfish and egotistical, will bring up Jesus and The Bible in order to convince people that they have now changed.