Maxim Top 100 2007 - What've they been smoking?

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Maxim Top 100 2007 - What've they been smoking?

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http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/i ... lectId=190
Seriously WTF? Check out the Top 20:-
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendes
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie
11. Sienna Miller
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Beyoncé
14. Katherine Heigl
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. Maria Sharapova
18. Megan Fox
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Keira Knightley

WTF? A druggie freckled whore like Lindsay Lohan for no.1? Ashlee Simpson and not the 1000* hotter Jessica?! Fergie who has a jaw like a man and who has visible Heroin needle scars?!
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Re: Maxim Top 100 2007 - What've they been smoking?

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EvaUnit02 wrote:Fergie who has a jaw like a man and who has visible Heroin needle scars?!
I also prefer such wounds on women hidden.
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Can someone explain to me the appeal of Lindsay Lohan? I haven't a fucking clue why the media is so obsessed by her! :?
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This is True by the way :D Fergie pees her self a lot, on stage and just in day to day situations the pictures are hilarious, hopefully she will shit herself one day. Pee haha silly cow, she needs to wear nappies.
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Any list about who the hottest chick is, that doesnt have Shakira firmly on nr. 1, is NOT to be taken seriously. There are only a few in that list that find attractive, many I find pretty mediocre, some fugly, and some I dont know who the fuck they are.
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Citizen Romero is correct.
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:lol: hahaha
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Cruel, but funny! :lol:
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Shes Fergalicious! she can handle it :D she can always cry into the mounds of cash she has :D
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Yuk, thats horrible!
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Looks like she is in some car headlights, and so scared she pissed herself :D
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I'd say most of the chicks on that list are highly fuckable.

Lol at you guys for singling out the worst.
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I'd go with 2, 3, 4, 5, 13, 17.
Lindsay used to be nice :)
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Ah but I reckon Fergie is dirty and that goes a long way :D . Neither Ms. Simpson is hot, both are Blonde too so loose loads of points.

That list is eerily similar to FHM's Top 100 btw. Jessica Alba came No. 1 and Scarlett Johansson was in the Top 5 I do believe.

Besides like the Oscars these list are always way more to do with who happens to have been in the spotlight more that year than who is the most attractive, hot or sexy.
Shingster wrote:Can someone explain to me the appeal of Lindsay Lohan? I haven't a fucking clue why the media is so obsessed by her! :?
The same Kerry bloody Katona and Jade Goody still keep appearing in publications from time to time I guess. At least Lindsay Lohan tries to act.
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Hell I would still do them all one after each other. But hey.
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:D