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grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 11 May 2007, 14:58

I found this, made me laff

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.p ... n&gender=m

About Jack Bauer:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jack Bauer!

1. Banging your head against Jack Bauer uses 150 calories an hour.
2. The only Englishman to become Jack Bauer was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Jack Bauer from 1154 to 1159.
3. Birds do not sleep in Jack Bauer, though they may rest in him from time to time.
4. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jack Bauer!
5. Jack Bauer can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
6. Jack Bauer can not regurgitate.
7. Jack Bauer was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Jack Bauer!
9. Jack Bauer once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
10. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jack Bauer and water

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 11 May 2007, 15:16

What is Trvia? I've heard of only trivia.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 11 May 2007, 20:34

Those aren't terribly funny facts.

The Chuck Norris ones are a whole lot better.

degeneration · Post by **degeneration** » 11 May 2007, 21:18

1. Salma Hayek's breast is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
2. Baby swans are called Salma Hayek's breast!
3. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Salma Hayek's breast is the victim.
4. Salma Hayek's breastocracy is government by Salma Hayek's breast.
5. Americans discard enough Salma Hayek's breast to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Salma Hayek's breast!
7. Salma Hayek's breast is the sacred animal of Thailand.
8. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Salma Hayek's breast!
9. More people are killed by Salma Hayek's breast each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
10. If you kiss Salma Hayek's breast for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!

degeneration · Post by **degeneration** » 11 May 2007, 21:19

1. Cock sucking whores are 984 feet tall.
2. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Cock sucking whores.
3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Cock sucking whores had to pay a special Cock sucking whores tax.
4. Cock sucking whores can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
5. Cock sucking whores were first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
6. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Cock sucking whores.
7. Donald Duck's middle name is Cock sucking whores.
8. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Cock sucking whores for the rest of the day!
9. Cock sucking whores became extinct in England in 1486!
10. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Cock sucking whores!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 12 May 2007, 03:24

I can't stop laughing this is so funny.....

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 12 May 2007, 09:22

Do I sense sarcasm?

I agree, the Chuck Norris ones were better.