It's all English....

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Nov 2006, 18:59

To send to all the old foagies in your life who live in the past to much (I have to work with one)

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4136108.stm

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 16 Nov 2006, 19:44

Dr. Samuel Johnson is rolling in his grave.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Nov 2006, 20:00

Bah, language changes

Johnson wrote a definition of "oats" in his dictionary as a grain which sustained horses in England and people in Scotland

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 16 Nov 2006, 20:00

worry when you see SMS shortcut words in the dictionary

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Nov 2006, 20:03

"chucklehead" as a term for mad was used by Mark Twain.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Nov 2006, 20:13

grim_tales wrote:Johnson wrote a definition of "oats" in his dictionary as a grain which sustained horses in England and people in Scotland

Shen wrote:worry when you see SMS shortcut words in the dictionary

I certainly will be then but I don't think they'd go that far or I hope not.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Nov 2006, 20:15

The Scots said in response to Johnson "This explains why England has the most beautiful horses, but Scotland has the most beautiful women!"

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Nov 2006, 20:18

Where did they all go then?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Nov 2006, 20:23

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 16 Nov 2006, 20:26

That's right, attack Scotland as soon as my back's turned, limey fruits!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 16 Nov 2006, 20:29

Polish yer knob wi these!

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Nov 2006, 20:47

The first one is a minger, the second a bit better (but out of that school girl outfit I suspect she'll be a minger too).

I can beat those dead easily:

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 17 Nov 2006, 04:41

I admit it's bloody impossible to find images of Scots models on-line nevermind attractive ones!

As for the English lass: nice body, even if the breasts are disproportionate, not keen on the face though.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 17 Nov 2006, 10:36

Bloody hell who did the English girl's implants - Mr. Magoo?

The girl in the schoolgirl outfit is OK as Brad says

nenmaster · Post by **nenmaster** » 17 Nov 2006, 13:35

all natural, i like my women with a super wide hip hour glass, that chick is nice

degeneration · Post by **degeneration** » 17 Nov 2006, 16:42

grim- that's Keeley - she's all real. No implants. 19 year old from Bromley. Or is she 20 now. That isn't the best pic of her face wise. She looks bloody gorgeous in others, and I think she's got an amazing body and phenomenal tits!!! Despite her being English, I won't hear a bad word said about her! Best pin up girl around!

grim_tales wrote:Bloody hell who did the English girl's implants - Mr. Magoo?

The girl in the schoolgirl outfit is OK as Brad says

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 17 Nov 2006, 17:02

Yeah she has a nice body just shame about the face in that pic

I'd prefer a smile.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 17 Nov 2006, 18:22

nenmaster wrote:all natural, i like my women with a super wide hip hour glass, that chick is nice

Hourglass is best.

grim_tales wrote:Bloody hell who did the English girl's implants - Mr. Magoo?

They look fake there but normally they don't (just big). She's a 32 Double E 8)

degeneration wrote:Despite her being English, I won't hear a bad word said about her! Best pin up girl around!

What's wrong with Keeley being English???

degeneration wrote:That isn't the best pic of her face wise.

It's not but I couldn't be bothered to resize the better ones. Here we are Grim:

http://de.fishki.net/picso/keeley_hazell_45.jpg

I'm surprised some of you didn't recognise her. She's all over Page 3 and the like, which I don't buy but will have a gander.

Mordib · Post by **Mordib** » 17 Nov 2006, 18:30

red haired scottish women, cant beat em

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 17 Nov 2006, 18:33

Brad, I think Degen is Scottish (not sure!)

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 17 Nov 2006, 18:45

That still doesn't explain the comment. I'm not bothered just find it odd that it remotely matters. It's obviously a Scottish thing

p.s - Grim did you click on the link? See how they are clearly real.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 17 Nov 2006, 19:50

I dont think Degen thinks there's anything wrong with her being English but I think this thread started some friendly rivalry when I quoted Johnson's joke definition (Johnson didn't like the Scots and was obviously taking the piss).

No offence meant to Mark, Degen, Tigger

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 17 Nov 2006, 19:53

hem hem..... and...? :x

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 17 Nov 2006, 19:56

Oh yeah, and you too Bisc. Sorry

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 17 Nov 2006, 20:11

That's ok.

We've been putting up with this rivalry banter for a long time.