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Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 30 Oct 2006, 06:10

What certificate is your life worth?

http://www.bart666.com/index.php/projec ... ting-quiz/

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 30 Oct 2006, 09:01

Your BBFC rating is:

PG

What does this mean?

PG stands for ‘Parental Guidence’, meaning that this film may not be suitable for small children, due to either a little violence or some mild harsh language, but nothing earth-shattering. Plots may have twists and turns, and there may even be real-life situations.

Examples: Bill & Ted, The Fifth Element

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 30 Oct 2006, 11:00

LOL!

Suitable for 12 years or older. Starting to get interesting now, with more adult-themed storylines, but we’re still talking in mild doses. You may find more colourful language, some human flesh, and maybe even some violence. Nothing creepy though.

Examples: Batman, Naked Gun 33 1/3

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 30 Oct 2006, 14:07

Suitable for 12 years and over. No-one younger than 12 may see a ‘12A’ film in a cinema unless accompanied by an adult. This is virtually identical to the 12 certificate, in that we’ll have some adult-themed storylines, but no real meat or detail. No scary bits, but some language and maybe a bit of skin.

Examples: Die Another Day, Lord Of The Rings

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 30 Oct 2006, 14:24

Only the last 2 in the Trilogy

LOL somehow I'm not surprised at my answer.

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 30 Oct 2006, 14:48

Suitable for 15 years or older. Films in this category can be about anything, say ‘fuck’ a lot, probably get to see all sorts of guns and shooting, but no open heart surgery with a knife. Most ‘R’ rated films in America fit into this category.

Examples: Alien, The Sixth Sense

Shingster · Post by **Shingster** » 30 Oct 2006, 16:36

Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

Examples: American Beauty, Fight Club, any film that’s good

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 30 Oct 2006, 17:51

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 30 Oct 2006, 21:44

I'd love to know what you have to answer to get an '18'

Mine weren't entirely tame you know...

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 30 Oct 2006, 22:39

I'm also rated a 12.

Shingster · Post by **Shingster** » 31 Oct 2006, 00:06

Markgway wrote:I'd love to know what you have to answer to get an '18'

Mine weren't entirely tame you know...

Nothing much really, I was surprised I got the extreme rating tbh

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 31 Oct 2006, 00:11

FYI:
Raping, eating and burning a burglar only gets you a 15 rating.
What the hell have you done to that burglar, Shingster ??

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 31 Oct 2006, 00:21

Oh dear. Don't tell my kids.

Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 31 Oct 2006, 00:26

Markgway wrote:I'd love to know what you have to answer to get an '18'

Hmmm, just a stab in the dark here, but I'd say it might have something to do with a fondness for guns, recreational drug use, and multiple sex partners.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 31 Oct 2006, 00:54

Maybe I should've mentioned that coke-fuelled, uzi-packing, bi-sexual orgy I attended last week then?? 8)

Oh, and I believe there's an R18 rating available, but that's probably only if you buggered little children and ate your parents.

Shingster · Post by **Shingster** » 31 Oct 2006, 01:06

tom2681 wrote:FYI:
Raping, eating and burning a burglar only gets you a 15 rating.
What the hell have you done to that burglar, Shingster ??

Ahhh, I see what they're doing now. If you choose any of the crazy replies, it slaps a lower maturity rating on you, coz I only chose honest, boring replies to questions like that.

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 31 Oct 2006, 06:29

68m! I'm shocked!

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 31 Oct 2006, 11:20

the68monkey wrote:Oh dear. Don't tell my kids.

Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

Ow wow... so in all fairness, your kids shouldnt be around you untill they're 18

I got a 12 btw...

slasher13 · Post by **slasher13** » 31 Oct 2006, 15:47

I'm Rated 18

Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

Examples: American Beauty, Fight Club, any film that’s good