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Didn't realise that, would you care to stop using Tardis out of context? :)
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That image is so ironic.
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I heard somewhere that Nausica and Laputa are set in the same "world" (some creatures from Nausica make a brief appearance in Laputa).

I can't believe how much I love Laputa (even more than Spirited Away). I should probably have saved it till last. Still got Nausica to watch though.
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Porco Rosso - 3/5
I might only drop in and out but I'm still your admin... spiritually :P
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Got that on its way as well lol.
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EvaUnit02 wrote:BTW La Puta = Spanish slang for whore.
No, only "Puta" means whore. "La Puta" means "The Whore". :D
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After watching City Hunter (3/5) and Shaolin Soccer, finally in its full glory (uncut; 4,5/5), I watched :


Chunking Express

I think Grim once wrote that this is Wong Kar-wai´s most accessible film.
I agree! It´s the best WKW I´ve seen so far.
I really liked the way he portrayed the hecticness of HK and how people live there as well as the music he used, although I have to say that I won´t be able to listen to "California dreaming" anymore... :roll:

4.5/5
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I agree Dragonhero I love Chungking Express. The music is indeed used very well, Calafornia Dreamin' is IMO a classic song but played to saturation point :(
Brigitte and Faye are both perfect in it, IMO :)
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Along Come The Tiger - 2.5/5

Interesting to see what must be quite a rare film on DVD but I found this a bit boring TBH, a guy called Sacred Cloud is bumping of members of a gang called Black Dragon, Cloud teams up with an annoying kid and teaches him kung-fu. Supposed to be a kung-fu version of Once Upon A Time In the West, maybe I shouldn't have seen the Leone classic beforehand... :lol:
Its good the original Mandarin track is included, the subtitles are rubbish though with really bad grammar.
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Most "rare" Kung Fu movies are rare for a reason. :D
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hey,

and if you expect good grammar from an old indie kung fu film (was the film in question indie?), you better turn your back on the genre now...;)
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Hey Ken, you haven't posted you Chinese top ten yet. I'm curious, man. 8)
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How can he narrow it to 10! :wink: try 1000 :D
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hey,
Hey Ken, you haven't posted you Chinese top ten yet. I'm curious, man.
Are you really? ;) Hmm, I might but it'll basically be the top 10 I can think of right now and really am excluding some.
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The Scarlet Letter (Korea, 2004) - 3.5/5
This is one of the strangest films i've seen in a while. It starts out as the average South Korean cop film and then goes completly out into left field in the 3rd act. This would normally be a good thing, but the way its done in this case is so absurd that it almost detracts from the rest of the film. Its hard to explain exactly why unless you've seen it.
Acting is very good, especially from Han Suk-Kyu and the late Lee Eun-ju . The film looks beautiful, and direction from Daniel H. Byun is top notch, even if he was on crack when he wrote the script.
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68m hated that movie.
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Interview - 2.5/5
Well after the entertaining and almost hilariously absurd 'Scarlet Letter' last night, i decided to watch Byun's first feature 'Interview'. This is a very unique approach to a romance film, about a young filmmaker working on a documentery project about people and their relationships. The film uses actual interviews with people and inserts them into the fictional story..involving the filmmaker and one of his interview subjects. The script jumps around to different points in time and you often hear the same dialog multiple times, sometimes making it hard to tell exactly when something is happening in the story.
Although i appreciate this very unique "dogme 95" style being used here, something about the film doesn't work for me. It is overlong, has many unnessasary scenes that add nothing to the core of the film...and some scenes feel like Byun was on the same drugs as when he wrote the 'trunk scene' in Scarlet Letter. (well, maybe a slightly smaller dosage)
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3-Iron - 3/5
Second viewing and it didn't live up to the first, some beauty fails to disguise a rather weak film and I lost interest towards the end.

Genshiken - 2/5
Otaku type anime that I've been watching to pass the time. It's weak stuff but for some reason I fancy finishing it. Seems to be a bit on an Otaku no video wannabe but falls flat on it's face. The anime within an anime Kujibiki Unbalance gets a 1/5.

Love Letter - 5/5
Simply wonderful. I've not watched an Iwai film for a long time, not since last year in fact. I'm reminded anew of why I rate him so highly, what a good film.
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Monster House 4.5/5

Warning: This film is not for wussy punk-asses and little kids. Despite its PG rating, it's actually scarier than Ringu.

It breaks my heart to say this but I found this to be better than Cars (and I'm usually unfairly biased towards Pixar). The 'camerawork' was superb, as was the animation quality, voice acting, character expressions, storyline etc. Good to see a real mature effort in the CGI animation genre. Hope to see more in the future from Amblin.

(note: alright so it's not quite scarier than Ringu but there were plenty of little kids in the audience who were shittin themselves - and thankfully kept quiet).
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Laputa - 4.5/5
No need to say anything about it. :) Film4 showed it subtitled rather than dubbed for some reason, it was advertised as being dubbed and the credits were for the Disney VA's but it was in Japanese. Odd.
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BiscLimpkit wrote:(note: alright so it's not quite scarier than Ringu but there were plenty of little kids in the audience who were shittin themselves - and thankfully kept quiet).
I hope you brought bog roll. :wink:
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LOL @ Mark.

Lourdes, that's great news man. You know what this means right? I'm gonna watch Kiki's Delivery Service subtitled (hopefully). What's that on?
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Gladiator: Extended Cut

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9 out of 10

That rating applies to both cuts as the new footage doesn't hurt the film but yet it doesn't add much either.

It's a bit of a mixed bag to be honest. The 4 minute scene (one of the longest new editions of the 17 minutes) Lucilla secretly talks to the council about what to do and admits she must kill her brother adds great depth to her character, shame it was cut.

However the scene where Proximo (Oliver Reed) argues with the coliseum runner about sending his men to be slaughtered (so we think) for the reenactment of the Battle of Carthedge adds nothing and just tells us "exactly" what we're about to find out anyway in a few minutes. This is padding.

Overall the good outweighs the bad mind you so I'd say the Extended cut is the better version (it is only 17 minutes longer after all!).

I'm going to see if I can track down the R1 version (despite being a rip off) as I do want to own both cuts. The Original DVD is off to eBay, the DTS is good but then so is the DD5.1.
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BiscLimpkit wrote:LOL @ Mark.

Lourdes, that's great news man. You know what this means right? I'm gonna watch Kiki's Delivery Service subtitled (hopefully). What's that on?
17:05 tomorrow.

By the looks of it all the second showings are subbed. Kiki will probably have dubtitles in that case.
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Daaaaaaaaaaamn I'm gonna miss that.

Oh well I'll buy the DVD.
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