Make your own Bollywood film

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 11 Jul 2006, 21:15

I removed and then re-downloaded Flash and Shockwave's newest versions - and still they refuse to work. Bastards. Maybe the problem likes with the site and has a bug that stops play on some machines? Who knows?

Anyways, here I discuss a plan of action with Yi-Long:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1448278

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 11 Jul 2006, 21:23

Vengeance is Tom's. Episode One.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25467

My first try with the v2.

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 11 Jul 2006, 21:24

Well, Mark, your clip is definitely fits well with the ones I did.

And Tom! OMG! That's great!

It's the sequel.

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 11 Jul 2006, 21:28

Mark, I can send you what the subtitles say, although I don't think it will be all that funny without the scenes to go with them (especially the one where Bisc has you at gunpoint in his house.)

:mrgreen:

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 11 Jul 2006, 21:46

Thanks Bobbi.

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Vengeance is Tom's. Episode One.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25467

Episode Two. This one's for you, Bobbi.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25471

I don't know if I can make a third. Not enough clips.

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 11 Jul 2006, 22:00

Well, at least I'm glad you have forgiven me for plotting against nearly every single member of BnB, Tom.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have a drink. :drunken:

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 11 Jul 2006, 22:17

Not quite Bollywood (eh Mark, LD?

)

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 11 Jul 2006, 22:32

Love it, Bisc !

OK, the trilogy is now complete.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25467
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25471
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25485

I'll try the Classik TV later.

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 11 Jul 2006, 22:48

Three gallons of water!?!? :sad1:

That's really not necessary. All I need is a few cups of coffee and I'll be okay.

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 11 Jul 2006, 22:51

Yeah, but...

"Make her drink 3 cups of coffee..." isn't funny enough.

I needed a "3" in that clip, so I improvised.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 11 Jul 2006, 23:59

Hold on here. How come I have to be the guy who first gets his arse kicked and then speaks in a ridiculous voice?!
And it's totally inaccurate. As if I would protect Mark

Mark my words Tom, as you have had your vengeance, I shall have mine, in this life or the next.

Grim, I've not tried the Football one, but I will.
Mark, I didn't have a problem with that last one of yours (why do you inevitably have to murder somebody?

)
Bisc, genius, again. Had me laughing out really loud

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 12 Jul 2006, 00:10

The Classic TV one has definite possibilities, too. But not tonight! Starting another one of these loony projects might send me over the edge.

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 12 Jul 2006, 00:32

Um, okay. One last one for Kurgan.

This one's called Monkey Meltdown, starring Kurgan!
(U.K. title = Driving Miss Monkey)

http://www.grapheine.com/classiktv/clas ... p?id=28368

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 12 Jul 2006, 02:12

the68monkey wrote:Mark, I can send you what the subtitles say, although I don't think it will be all that funny without the scenes to go with them (especially the one where Bisc has you at gunpoint in his house.)

:mrgreen:

Nice idea... but I don't think it will work without the footage. A pity those clips weren't available on Bombay 1.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 12 Jul 2006, 02:12

Nicely done

However, I've been working on this for about an hour, which is shocking really. And it's a mite more extreme than yours 68M

I noticed a couple of things that I'd now change and there might be some spelling errors, but screw it, I've wasted enough time already and I need to go to court in a few hours. Perhaps for some of the scandalous things that go on in this, my feature presentation:

Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.1
Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.2
Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.3
Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.4

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 12 Jul 2006, 02:20

Well since I can't view ANYTHING other than Bombay TV1 I guess I'll stick with that in my desperate attempts to amuse you all.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1448878

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 12 Jul 2006, 02:29

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1448884

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1448888

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 12 Jul 2006, 02:43

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1448903

(For Grim)

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1448911

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 12 Jul 2006, 02:50

Kurgan wrote:Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.1
Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.2
Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.3
Bobbi:- A Tale Of Woe pt.4

Ohhhh! Woe is me! :crybaby: Whatever will I do? :love9:

Kurgan, come BACK!!! :bootyshake:

There's only one way to forget about this. I must drown my sorrows! :drinkers:
(but now I'll need a new designated driver, preferably one who doesn't keep stealing cars!)
:iroc:

Very well done, Kurgan. You may take my chair: :director2:

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 12 Jul 2006, 03:01

Mark, those Kojak ones are hilarious!

Oh, I wish you could see the TV2 ones.

Do you suppose it has something to do with java? I don't know squat about computers, but seems like that's one of the possible programs used to view these things?

Anybody who actually knows what he or she is talking about want to chime in here?

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 12 Jul 2006, 03:27

Thanks, Bobbi.

And if anyone knows what the problem is... as Frasier would say: "I'm listening".

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 12 Jul 2006, 08:07

Markgway wrote:http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1448903

(For Grim)
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1448911

@ the Sarah one Mark

That Kojak one made me laugh so much I almost fell out of my seat

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 12 Jul 2006, 16:11

Kurgan's 4 part film "Tale of Woe" is hilarious

"Come on out you mosutached freak!"
- "Oh wait there's a mirror.. its' me..."

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 12 Jul 2006, 16:50

Mark what web browser do you use?

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 12 Jul 2006, 22:20

Internet Explorer/Blue Yonder