Make your own Bollywood film

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:lol: :lol:
I kept wondering if you had noticed this thread. :D
I used to be "the man who loves the movies you hate".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".
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Not sure how I managed to miss this one. Oh, just think of the lost opportunities! :drunken:
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Okay, here's mine:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1444740

:D

Sorry, Mark, but with all the abuse you've dished out over the years, I think I'm allowed this bit of teasing. ;)
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My favorite Hong Kong screen villain? www.yuenwah.com
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And of COURSE, I must do one for dear Yi-Long:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1444860

;)
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:D
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Okay, the novelty has worn off for now. :P I'll have to take a break and come back later with new ideas for Bisc, Knetan, and others. ;)
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Nice. :lol:
Don't do it Grim!

I think you've got a good handle on my integrity there. Although, I must stress that I don't have a handlebar moustache (you're getting confused with my old avatar again, aren't you? :D)
But, I do have to bring this up: I'm not entirely sure who you represent in that little domestic scene. I mean, you're the only one who's been giving me hints... self-esteem issues, surely? ;)

Anyways, I've come up with a two-part epic that will show you what 68M is really like. That's right, you're only two clicks away from the whole truth...

The Truth About Bobbi Pt.1
The Truth About Bobbi Pt.2
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Excellent efforts 68m. I just wish they'd introduce more clips... or maybe even do clips from Chinese movies etc.
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the68monkey wrote:This one's for Grim! :D

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1444936

:kermit:
:lol: Good one.
I'll echo Bisc, I wish there was a Chinese movie maker too :D
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Kurgan wrote:Anyways, I've come up with a two-part epic that will show you what 68M is really like. That's right, you're only two clicks away from the whole truth...

The Truth About Bobbi Pt.1
The Truth About Bobbi Pt.2
Kurgan, you are no longer my designated driver!!! :evil:

:lol:
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What, so I don't have to drive you around in your drunken state anymore?! Wahoo! :D
Finally, I get my life back. I'm not saying that you get hammered a lot, but I've heard too many barmen shout "We got no more fucking liquor!" at you to think otherwise. :twisted:

You'll also note who was doing the driving in the documentary footage I posted previously. ;)

:lol:
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the68monkey wrote:And of COURSE, I must do one for dear Yi-Long:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1444860

;)
Awesome! :D

but I cant help but feel there's some kind of hidden message in there somewhere...
Ah well, next time you'll come over, have some sex and we'll discuss it ;)
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Post by Markgway »

Just noticed this thread after five pages!! :D

A lot of good comic material (yes, even the ones about me). 8)

Here's my first effort.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_ ... id=1445972
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The first one came through OK, but the subs cut out on the second and third. The second one we get the gist of (:roll: :D), but the third's punchlines are messed up.
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Very amusing, goat boy! :lol:

I wish I'd been able to help pull the trigger on Mr. Gil, though. :shock:

:D

*waits for Yi-Long to come along and defend the psycho*
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the68monkey wrote:Very amusing, goat boy! :lol:

I wish I'd been able to help pull the trigger on Mr. Gil, though. :shock:

:D

*waits for Yi-Long to come along and defend the psycho*
What? Just because the guy lives in my basement and massages my feet every night, doesnt automatically mean I'll be defending him!

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FEATURE-LENGTH FILM

STARRING. . .

THE CAST OF BULLETS!


Chapter 1: An attempt is made on Tom's life:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25235

Chapter 2: Grim refuses Tom's request:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25237

Chapter 3: Tom visits LostDragon's lair:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25243

Meanwhile. . .

Chapter 4: 68Monkey proposes an alliance with Knetan:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25244

Chapter 5: Tom receives a phonecall from Bisc:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25247

Later that evening. . .

Chapter 6: A Mysterious Appearance at the BnB Booty Shakin' Party:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25249

Chapter 7: 68Monkey takes Yi-Long for a ride:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25250

Chapter 8: Yi-Long and Kurgan get into trouble:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25251

Little did he know he'd been set up. . .

Chapter 9: Banned from BnB, Yi-Long kicks everybody's ass:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25252

Chapter 10: The sloppy ending:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=25254
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This is better than the old Bombay TV, it has longer clips, you can put more lines in.
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:lol: Thats' brilliant, 68M - very good! :D
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They dont seem to work for me!? They dont play...
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I've been trying to make another movie but the clips on the improved version of Bombay TV are harder to edit than the first one.