The off-topic topic

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 25 May 2006, 22:38

This reminds me of a true story. A little guy stormed into a doctor's office and shouts "doctor doctor, I'm only 30cm tall!"

The doctor responds, "calm down, you'll just have to be a little patient."

Nah j/k, hope you feel better Shen dudette.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 25 May 2006, 23:47

Poor thing... I'll have to pop round with the flask of chicken soup.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 26 May 2006, 00:01

Markgway wrote:Poor thing... I'll have to pop round with the flask of chicken soup.

Geez, be a little sensitive, Mark. Dont scare her like that...

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 26 May 2006, 03:05

Mark's true nature is revealed...

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 26 May 2006, 03:17

He'll be disappointed when he finds out Shen's 18, then.

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 26 May 2006, 11:18

Dude! Lol! What an awesome site.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com

Thanks Eva! Laughed my ass off. Type in "Asia" into the search engine. After seeing the map of Asia, go and read the article about Japan. LOL!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 May 2006, 11:22

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 26 May 2006, 11:36

What Tom is...

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 29 May 2006, 21:50

My youngest has a friend over and they decided to amuse themselves by decorating their faces as kitty cats. Did they use the washable markers on their skin? NO! Of course not!

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 29 May 2006, 21:54

cute

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 30 May 2006, 02:10

The truth is out!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Scotland

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 31 May 2006, 00:58

I didn't know the "Haggis myth" existed in Scotland as well.

In France, this mystical animal is called a Dahu (or Dahut) and it's some sort of wild goat with shorter left legs.

It was one of the greatest rural hoaxes of the XXth century over here.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 31 May 2006, 10:06

Eva's new sig is rather harsh and cruel, but funny - I remember Mario World on the SNES very well!

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 31 May 2006, 16:15

my camera got coffee spilled all over it and now its fucked, for the body alone it's gonna cost £70 to repair, and the lenses more... damn, hopefully the insurance will cover it, otherwise im gonna have to pay out £150 for a new camera again!!

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 31 May 2006, 16:23

It just goes from bad to worse for you, doesn't it?

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 31 May 2006, 16:32

It's gotta be karma-related.
She must've been some kind of mass murderer (or a lawyer) in a previous life.

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 31 May 2006, 16:35

yes!! :crybaby:

lol it will get better....soon....i hope...maybe....please?

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 31 May 2006, 16:37

"Do good things, and good things happen to you" - Earl Hickey

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 31 May 2006, 16:38

i always do good things...except maybe i am mean to the bimbos on tv who open their legs to get famous....but i do do good things, i always buy the homeless people drinks or give them change!! i buy the big issue too

see im a good girl really...

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 31 May 2006, 16:53

I believe it was IM that caused the coffee-kerfuffle. You speaking out against his fancy of the moment is what spurred him to knock the beverage onto your camera. Or (alternative theory), if it was you yourself that spilled the coffee, then it was him using his latent powers to curse you.

I always thought IM had the look of a witch-doctor...

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 31 May 2006, 16:56

lol! interesting theory

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 31 May 2006, 17:56

Eva's sig is not remotely funny unless you think the idea of disintigrating bodies and charred bones is a laugh riot.... remember the shots of people jumping to their deaths? Oh, how we all laughed!!

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 31 May 2006, 19:45

A tyrannic madman destroying his own people just so he can go blow up Afghanistan and Iraq... Creating his own Pearl Harbour... Having no remorse... And even getting re-elected... If you don't laugh, then what can you do ?

That's how mad the world has become. Just embrace it.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 31 May 2006, 19:53

Yep... obviously I feel sad that so many innocent people lost their lifes in 9/11, but I dont get upset about a lil animation like that. There are way worse things going on in the world today to get upset about some sigs like that. Get angry about what Bush has been doing ever since he's come into office. Get angry about the thousands of death people who were killed by our own goverments. Get angry about our privacy rights getting thrown out of the windows, because we might be 'terrorists'. Get angry about shit like that. Dont get angry at Fundementalistic Mario.

BTW, Anyone else sees the resemblance between Mario and Saddam? Perhaps one of his doubles!? Can't believe Bush hasnt threatened to bomb Japan yet.

Anyway, back off-topic: I bought Brothers in Arms for Xbox today for 10 euro. It's great seeing all these classic games being now sold at bargain prices cause shops are trying to get rid of their Xbox titles to make room for the 360 titles.
I also saw Burnout Revenge and SSX (the newest one) for 13 euros each. But I havent finished SSX3 and Burnout3 yet, so I'm giving these a miss. Also, Burnout Revenge is missing the english language. It was replaced by dutch language (both written and spoken).

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 01 Jun 2006, 00:40

I know real life is what's important and not some dumb animation, but I can't be alone in thinking it's insensitive and in abysmal taste. Is there nothing 'we' don't laugh at? To invoke Bush's crimes doesn't make the cartoon any less offensive to those who died and the relatives of those who died - none of whom I hope surf this site. Yes, Bush is a bastard who invaded Iraq to show his Daddy that he can finish the job, but until genuine proof of complicity in 9/11 comes out I'm not going to assume his guilt in allowing the murder of thousands of people. I'll leave that to the lefties and conspiracy nuts among you.