Testing Americans On Muslim I.Q.

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Markgway wrote:
Being hirsute doesn't mean unclean you ignoramous. People with body hair can still shower you know? It's actually a sign of virility. If you prefer to be all smooth like a baby's bum that's up to you...
... perhaps, but hairy people are way more likely to smell really really bad when they have worked up a lil sweat (kinda like a horse that's been standing in the rain for 5 days non-stop, while farting, I guess...), whereas smooth, non-hairy people, like me and Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt, would still smell like sunny, bright roses on an early-morning spring day... :D
I have no idea who Lon is, but I'll be 'watching it' just in case, cause it sounds unpleasant :)
Lon Chaney is The Wolf Man. Damn, don't you know your Universal Horrors?
What's a 'wolf' ?
Nah j/k... :)
I am absolutely clueless about any horror movies. I've only seen some Chuckies and some crappy Japanese horrors...
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Lon Chaney, Jr. (his son?) is the Wolf Man, not THE Lon Chaney (Man of a Thousand Faces).
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Yes, I know. 8)
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Hirsute males make the best lovers...
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Markgway wrote:Hirsute males make the best lovers...
The women arent moaning out of pleasure, but because of the bad smell, Mark.

Plus, since Hirsute males can only score about 1 woman every 5 years, I'm sure they'll make the most out of those occasions...
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uhm i think i prefer clean shaven guys, dont like to feel like i'm hugging a brillopad...
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Shen wrote:uhm i think i prefer clean shaven guys, dont like to feel like i'm hugging a brillopad...
See Mark!? Shen wants to make mad-monkey love with me.



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Yes, I'm sure she craves a bloke with a body like an over-developed 10-year old.

Hairy men are sexier than hairless boys like you Yi-Long. It's only since David Beckham and all those nancy ballboys have started waxing their chests we've been introduced to this metrosexual whim. Hair is best. Sean Connery being a prime example of rugged Scottish beef. :D I bet the mature and experienced Monkey of 68 would agree. Shen I expect hasn't yet had the pleasure of a "beast" in bed. But once you go hairy, girl, there's no turning back... 8)
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EUW!

lets not...


*retreats from this thread brandishing a samurai sword*
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Markgway wrote: Hairy men are sexier than hairless boys l)
matter of opinion there :P
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Markgway wrote: I bet the mature and experienced Monkey of 68 would agree.
You're asking me? The woman who adores the hairless chest of Yuen Biao? :!:

Then again, who cares about hair? We women know that what really matters is whether a man is circumcised or not. ;) :lol:
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As funny as it is and shocking in some ways it's not a fair test. It's clearly biased as they've deliberately picked White Americans. Especially when he asked "Are all Muslims Terrorists" and they ALL said NO but at the end he said "They all think Muslims are Terrorists".

How many Muslims would know about Buddhism?

Crikey I never knew all but Ali G were Arab (I knew Ali G was Indian). Good question. I'd never have got that.
thelostdragon wrote:Islam is a religion and being a Muslim defines what a person believes in.
Please explain? I've been wondering this.
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the68monkey wrote: Then again, who cares about hair? We women know that what really matters is whether a man is circumcised or not. ;) :lol:
.../me grabs scissors...
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Yi-Long wrote:
.../me grabs scissors...

uhm...ouch...




for some reason when i think of hairy guys, chuck norris comes to mind....and yeah...euw...*shudder*
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bradavon wrote:It's clearly biased as they've deliberately picked White Americans.
Not true. I've seen a black woman and some hispanic guys as well.
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Yi-Long wrote:.../me grabs scissors...
WOAH!!! Not that I want to send you a message or anything, but I clearly did NOT say that I PREFERRED circumcised men! :o
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the68monkey wrote:You're asking me? The woman who adores the hairless chest of Yuen Biao? :!:
Hey, you're allowed one slip. :wink: Some women like hairless boys because it reminds them of a child they can mother. But when it comes to real adult relationships a man in all his rugged glory is best. Look at David Beckham he's 30 going on 12.
Then again, who cares about hair? We women know that what really matters is whether a man is circumcised or not. ;) :lol:
If God meant there to be no foreskin he wouldn't have put it there in the first place. Unless you're questioning God? Are you... well are you??? :D So you can stop pointing those scissors towards my knob. No, Bobbi, put them down... I said put them... aaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!
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Shen wrote:for some reason when i think of hairy guys, chuck norris comes to mind....and yeah...euw...*shudder*
Chuck is God!! He's the ultimate man. I body doubled him in The Way of the Dragon btw. :wink:
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bradavon wrote:Crikey I never knew all but Ali G were Arab (I knew Ali G was Indian). Good question. I'd never have got that.
Ali G doesn't exist. He's a character played by an English Jew.
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he looks liek a half shaved monkey...not very appealing.


by now i think we hijacked hussains thread...sorry :D
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Shen wrote:he looks liek a half shaved monkey...not very appealing.
I would be hurt by that comment... if I weren't too busy porking Cecilia Cheung. 8)
by now i think we hijacked hussains thread...sorry :D
Ah, it was getting over-heated anyways...
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Yeah, it was kind of hijacked a long time ago. I even shuddered a bit when I saw that bradavon had re-opened the discussion. ;)
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thelostdragon wrote:Not true. I've seen a black woman and some hispanic guys as well.
True my bad.

Please explain what you meant by this? -

Islam is a religion and being a Muslim defines what a person believes in.
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Hmm, feeling a bit guilty now for so blatantly taking this thread in a different direction. Sorry, LD.

If you'd like me to contribute a little bit on topic, I will say that as a teacher, I believe teens would learn much better and be far less distracted if the girls were required to wear concealing clothes and keep their hair covered. For guys, wearing concealing clothing doesn't seem to be as much of an issue, but I have far too many male students who are constantly focusing on the girls' long hair, short skirts, or tight shirts, rather than their studies. The girls are just as bad, and when they aren't flirting with the guys, they're checking out what the other girls are wearing, checking makeup, etc. At their age, they really can't help it. I have to teach kids who are in the throes of puberty with hormones raging! They have a hard enough time focusing on anything other than sex anyway at their age! :lol:
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bradavon wrote:Please explain what you meant by this? -

Islam is a religion and being a Muslim defines what a person believes in.
I don't get what there is to explain to be honest.

If it helps, you might want to see why I wrote that:
Markgway wrote:Shannon Elizabeth is an Arab? I'm surprised they haven't put a fatwa on her exposed breasts. :D
thelostdragon wrote:And "Arab" = "Muslim"?
Markgway wrote:Erm......?
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