The funny thread

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 21 Mar 2006, 14:29

Lol, that last sign is a funny one.

I always hang up when I reach answer machines... so I guess Tom or Yi would never get a call from me. (Lucky you)

The cartoon with the bird and the brains blowing out doesn't make sense... as obviously the gun bird would now be covered in infected blood. Oops!

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 21 Mar 2006, 14:54

Markgway wrote:Lol, that last sign is a funny one.

I always hang up when I reach answer machines... so I guess Tom or Yi would never get a call from me. (Lucky you)

The cartoon with the bird and the brains blowing out doesn't make sense... as obviously the gun bird would now be covered in infected blood. Oops!

Yeah, the part about the bird not being covered in blood after grabbing an automatic 9MM from his pocket, is the unrealistic part of that cartoon (!)

BTW, I also always hang up when I reach a machine. What else can you say other then:' ehmm... call me back...' so I dont even waste my breath. I hardly ever have anything important to report anyway

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 21 Mar 2006, 15:12

Yi-Long wrote:Yeah, the part about the bird not being covered in blood after grabbing an automatic 9MM from his pocket, is the unrealistic part of that cartoon (!)

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 23 Mar 2006, 16:20

Things aren't always what they seem:

WARNING !!
Viewing the following picture can cause heart attacks and/or uncontrollable projectile vomiting.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4765 ... 0025am.jpg

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 23 Mar 2006, 20:11

LOL that's a funny music video.

Mordib's a huge Aphex Twin fan IIRC

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 28 Mar 2006, 01:26

The true meaning of Human Missile:

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 28 Mar 2006, 16:31

IRC channels:

#Tom2681 is know known as Tom2682
00:00 User1 - Happy Birthday, Tom.
00:00 Me - Thx.

Me - I'm hungry, damnit !
User1 - Order a chinese.
Me - Wasn't slavery abolished a long time ago already ?

User1 - Can I deactivate this service "DHCP Client" ?
User2 - Sure.
Me - No, wait...
#User 1 has left the IRC Channel
Me - ...You can't use your internet connection without it !!
User2 - Too late.
Me - Stupid.

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 28 Mar 2006, 23:36

You ever read bash.org Tom?

Some are quite funny...

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 28 Mar 2006, 23:41

You ever read bash.org Tom?

Yep. Some of these quotes crack me up.

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 29 Mar 2006, 15:12

Have you guys ever seen a 500€ banknote ?
If not, here's what you're missing:

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 29 Mar 2006, 15:37

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 29 Mar 2006, 19:53

Got a €1,000? 8)

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 30 Mar 2006, 15:38

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 30 Mar 2006, 17:44

Owwwwwww.........

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 30 Mar 2006, 19:01

LMAO now I just need to find a "fine store"

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 30 Mar 2006, 23:24

Finally, someone has come up with a solution to all those feline problems! Not a moment too soon, say I!

I'm also considering really backing the Euro now!

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 30 Mar 2006, 23:28

Note that this mechanism might not work on "special" cats:

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 30 Mar 2006, 23:36

Oh. My. God.

That thing is an abomination!

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 30 Mar 2006, 23:43

Wow... thats awesome!
(Cute girl as well, btw...)

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 31 Mar 2006, 00:04

That fattycat rules!

Have any of your family members gone missing, Tom? Especially around feline feeding time?

Just wondering...

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 31 Mar 2006, 00:24

No, but there's a noticeable shortage of birds (and lots of feathers flying around) around feeding time.
Bye-bye crunchable birdies...

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 31 Mar 2006, 01:19

Hmm, maybe if I post, then come back and edit later?

edit:
Okay, this is REALLY weird. When I try to edit and put in what I originally intended to say, it tells me FORBIDDEN again. There something in what I'm writing that's taboo, but I have no idea what or why.

Really twisted, considering how many pussy jokes you guys are allowed to write, but nooooo, not me!

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 31 Mar 2006, 01:40

Try wording it slightly differently.
Seriously, I want to read what grotty thoughts you've come up with!

It's not along the lines of:
-"Jeez, that's a big pussy... jeez, that's a big pussy"
-"Why did you say it twice?"
-"I didn't!"

Credit goes to Shane Black

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 31 Mar 2006, 01:45

You know, I tried to re-word it, but no luck. Oh well.

But what is that monster, anyway? Looks half Lynx, half Persian! :twisted:

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 31 Mar 2006, 01:55

Probably a cross between a big Maine Coon and a Tabby.

Maine Coons can be huge. Mine usually lies on my 32" TV, which is too small for him.