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Yeah, the part about the bird not being covered in blood after grabbing an automatic 9MM from his pocket, is the unrealistic part of that cartoon (!)Markgway wrote:Lol, that last sign is a funny one.
I always hang up when I reach answer machines... so I guess Tom or Yi would never get a call from me. (Lucky you)
The cartoon with the bird and the brains blowing out doesn't make sense... as obviously the gun bird would now be covered in infected blood. Oops!
BTW, I also always hang up when I reach a machine. What else can you say other then:' ehmm... call me back...' so I dont even waste my breath. I hardly ever have anything important to report anyway
I was there, the big BNB blackout of november, 2008. We lost many that day...
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Things aren't always what they seem:
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I used to be "the man who loves the movies you hate".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".
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IRC channels:
#Tom2681 is know known as Tom2682
00:00 User1 - Happy Birthday, Tom.
00:00 Me - Thx.
Me - I'm hungry, damnit !
User1 - Order a chinese.
Me - Wasn't slavery abolished a long time ago already ?
User1 - Can I deactivate this service "DHCP Client" ?
User2 - Sure.
Me - No, wait...
#User 1 has left the IRC Channel
Me - ...You can't use your internet connection without it !!
User2 - Too late.
Me - Stupid.
#Tom2681 is know known as Tom2682
00:00 User1 - Happy Birthday, Tom.
00:00 Me - Thx.
Me - I'm hungry, damnit !
User1 - Order a chinese.
Me - Wasn't slavery abolished a long time ago already ?
User1 - Can I deactivate this service "DHCP Client" ?
User2 - Sure.
Me - No, wait...
#User 1 has left the IRC Channel
Me - ...You can't use your internet connection without it !!
User2 - Too late.
Me - Stupid.
I used to be "the man who loves the movies you hate".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".
- BiscLimpkit
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You ever read bash.org Tom?
Some are quite funny...
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
Some are quite funny...
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
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No, but there's a noticeable shortage of birds (and lots of feathers flying around) around feeding time.
Bye-bye crunchable birdies...
Bye-bye crunchable birdies...
I used to be "the man who loves the movies you hate".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".
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Hmm, maybe if I post, then come back and edit later?
edit:
Okay, this is REALLY weird. When I try to edit and put in what I originally intended to say, it tells me FORBIDDEN again. There something in what I'm writing that's taboo, but I have no idea what or why.
Really twisted, considering how many pussy jokes you guys are allowed to write, but nooooo, not me!
edit:
Okay, this is REALLY weird. When I try to edit and put in what I originally intended to say, it tells me FORBIDDEN again. There something in what I'm writing that's taboo, but I have no idea what or why.
Really twisted, considering how many pussy jokes you guys are allowed to write, but nooooo, not me!
My favorite Hong Kong screen villain? www.yuenwah.com
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You know, I tried to re-word it, but no luck. Oh well.
But what is that monster, anyway? Looks half Lynx, half Persian! :twisted:
My favorite Hong Kong screen villain? www.yuenwah.com
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Probably a cross between a big Maine Coon and a Tabby.
Maine Coons can be huge. Mine usually lies on my 32" TV, which is too small for him.
Maine Coons can be huge. Mine usually lies on my 32" TV, which is too small for him.
I used to be "the man who loves the movies you hate".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".