Most annoying ads on TV

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 10 Nov 2005, 11:20

The Sheila's Wheels car one...

This is not fair to guys, not all of them are boy racers.

The "More Than" ones... with the amount of near misses that dog has put his family through, I'm surprised its not been put down.

Frostie's Tiger Power with the hyper kid playing outside, and Cornflakes with the stupid "9% attention increase" claim.

YES you will obviously be more alert if you eat breakfast in the morning and break the fast you did at night.
This applies to any cereal or breakfast. Now FUCK OFF!

I reckon the producers of the M&S ad took it from The Simpsons

"We call it the Good Morning Burger"
Homer: Ahhhhhhh......

I also hate the one with Phil Tufnell where he says "Loans.. I know nothing about loans", so why the fuck are you on the ad then?

Mordib · Post by **Mordib** » 10 Nov 2005, 13:08

i think its for disney land or something, the single most annoying moment ever put on tv.... "mum says its just....magical!" Its not the line itself, its just the truly aweful way she says it, actually makes me what to cut out her tongue and ram it down her agents throat...

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 10 Nov 2005, 13:12

Thats really annoying, the kids sound like theyre from stage school.
Then at the end the dad whispers "I can't sleep.. too excited" and the girl says "We heard that!"
Jesus Christ, how thin are the walls in the house?

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 10 Nov 2005, 13:29

grim_tales wrote:The Sheila's Wheels car one... This is not fair to guys, not all of them are boy racers.

Diamond are just as bad. It amazes me in this day of PC they're allowed to get away with it.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 10 Nov 2005, 14:27

If there was an ad about cheaper car insurance for men there'd be an outcry

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 19 Dec 2005, 12:04

I hate the one with Kerry McFadden - my bum she shops at Iceland!

Same with Shazza Osbourne and the Asda ads.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 19 Dec 2005, 14:42

I hate the loans one - can't remember the company - where the silly bitch is camcorder filming her moronic-looking husband getting a loan and chatting about football.

"These people are really easy to talk to..."

Of course they fucking are... they're trying to get you to sign up to a fucking loan you fucking middle-class wanker!"

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 19 Dec 2005, 15:24

LOL

Thats Picture The Loan (?) or something I think, they use the music from the Gallery in Vision On in that ad!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 29 Jan 2006, 12:30

I hate the Loan ads with the owners saying "We have friendly people like (insert name) who will process your application"

I really hate those elephant.co.uk ads and the Admiral ones

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 02 Feb 2006, 09:54

I hate those Quorn sausage/mince ads.

"Oo thats a nice surprise"

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 02 Feb 2006, 13:01

True but I love quorn.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 02 Feb 2006, 14:54

Sorry Bisc.

Quorn is just tofu or something isn't it?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 04 Feb 2006, 13:07

I hate those Pizza Hut ads :x

"How many bread fingers does a meerkat have?.. You do the maths we do the pizza.." WTF?

:shock:

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 06 Feb 2006, 15:40

I also hate the Branston beans ad - so ameteurish and unprofessional.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 06 Feb 2006, 17:01

I hate the Injury Lawyers 4U one - "So Injury Lawyers 4U, will I recieve 100% of the compensation" AAARGGH!

The spelling of "For You" annoys me as well.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 14 Feb 2006, 10:42

I dont like the Smint ad as its so badly dubbed with the annoying kid.

"Wow, Smint!"

I also hate the Heat ads...

"No Preston/Chantelle revelations..."

I COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!!!

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 14 Feb 2006, 15:10

the daily star commerical...."rember old gossip is no gossip"

and if thats all you base your life around im glad im not you...

@grim
Quorn is just liek a ceral/mushroom/vegetable combination thing lol its kinda nice when cooked with the right stuff

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Feb 2006, 11:49

Oh right, thanks.

I thought it was like tofu (bean curd stuff).

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 25 Feb 2006, 20:50

I hate the Crunchy Nut "Nutty" one.

"Do you want to try our nuttiest ever cereal?"

No. Fuck off.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 08 Mar 2006, 15:14

I also hate the Whiskas one with "Fred the Bed Head" (!) Very annoying.
And those bloody More Than ones with Lucky The Dog.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 08 Mar 2006, 15:17

HI I'M BARRY SCOTT

CILLIT BANG

NOW FOR MY OLD FAVOURITE - THE PENNY TEST!

Aaaaaargghh!

What makes it worse is my mum uses something like that to clean the bathroom - its bloody useless as far as I can see.

What about that creepy loo roll ad with the baby pretending to be a manager?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 13 Mar 2006, 10:20

Who the feck is Barry Scott anyway?
Actor? Decorator? Writer? Loudest person on Earth?

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 13 Mar 2006, 14:09

dunno but the guy isnt even called barry scott lol, i wonder why they did that it comes up wit hthe guys names and then he says "hi im barry scott" its like no your fucking not your thisdude whos name is on the screen!!

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 14 Mar 2006, 00:28

also i wanna know who on earth lets their kitchen sides/cookers etc get that disgustingly dirty?!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 14 Mar 2006, 09:32

Yeah! The bath puzzles me as well - I mean WTF do the parents let the kids do in the bath so it gets that dirty?!

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