If you could be any historic guy/girl... who would it be...

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 19 Dec 2005, 18:45

... If you could live the life of one of history's greatest persons, which life would you choose!?

First, I thought maybe Muhammad Ali, but then I thought 4 marriages, death-threats, having to stop your career midway through etc... plus ofcourse working your ass off each and every day (although I think i would enjoy it), so I think I'll prefer another life...

I think I'll be going with Yuen Biao's life, as he seems to have a pretty damn good life. Been in some awesome movies, was/is physically exactly how I would prefer to be (light, elastic, flexible, etc), and seens to have a happy marriage and a secluded personal life without (m)any worries.
Ok... having some 40+ year old groupies like Bobbi could be a bit troublesome, but still...

IronMonkey · Post by **IronMonkey** » 19 Dec 2005, 18:47

Myself. Only without all the depression. LOL.

Mordib · Post by **Mordib** » 19 Dec 2005, 19:10

Earl of rochester... dying of syphilis wouldnt be much fun but the rest of his life was a total hoot

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 19 Dec 2005, 19:49

Ron Jeremy...

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 19 Dec 2005, 20:44

Good question. It would have to be someone like Shackleton or Cook, one of the great explorers (of course this depends who you ask).

It must've been so exciting venturing into new lands and mapping out the world.

p.s - Ron Jeremy is a minger. I'd pick a better looking porn star personally.

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 19 Dec 2005, 21:38

I would be a woman porn star

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 19 Dec 2005, 21:56

I'd rather be a lesbian woman porn star!!

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 20 Dec 2005, 11:46

You like cock then guys?

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 20 Dec 2005, 12:07

Who? Me? This would rather apply to Romero. He says he would be a woman porn star which means he'd get laid by the likes of Peter North. He he he!

If I had to be a woman porn star, I'd be a lesbian one. I'd get to play with the likes of Jasmine Byrne or Destiny Deville.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 20 Dec 2005, 13:11

Oops of course, missed that.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 20 Dec 2005, 13:32

Jackie Chan.

Not only because of his amazing film career... but because he got to shag all those lovely female co-stars...mmmmmmmm

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 20 Dec 2005, 13:42

Never ever would I want to be Jackie Chan. He is wealthy and is in great shape, alright. But he is pain a lot as well, due to all his accidents.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 20 Dec 2005, 13:58

thelostdragon wrote:Never ever would I want to be Jackie Chan. He is wealthy and is in great shape, alright. But he is pain a lot as well, due to all his accidents.

... plus he has possibly the worst dress-sense known to men... not to mention his hairdo's

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 20 Dec 2005, 14:18

I'd like to be Michael Schumacher.

-Rich.
-Seven times F1 world champion.
-Rich.
-Gets to shag a beautiful woman.
-Did I mention he's rich ?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 20 Dec 2005, 15:22

Markgway wrote:Jackie Chan.

Not only because of his amazing film career... but because he got to shag all those lovely female co-stars...mmmmmmmm

The man's had more pussy than the RSPCA 8)

I'd like to be Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee 8) Nora Miao mmm....