The off-topic topic

biguy · Post by **biguy** » 15 Nov 2005, 17:31

I have NO idea what you guys are talking about....

Are youspeaking in some strange English dialect...full of code words and such..

:drunken:

IronMonkey · Post by **IronMonkey** » 15 Nov 2005, 18:36

As in like sky rockets?

biguy · Post by **biguy** » 15 Nov 2005, 19:02

Who is in your Sig Iron monkey?

Not bad....but I prefer RECON FIVE's..... :drunken:

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 15 Nov 2005, 20:56

Markgway wrote: You mean own brand shampoo?

Haha that's teamwork, that is.

Biguy, don't worry - we are speaking in dirty little jokes - (like inuendos).

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 15 Nov 2005, 21:02

Aye dudes...

...I'm off on a holiday. 2 weeks in India so I'll see you's later.

Visiting Goa and Calcutta. Leave on Thursday 17th November (returning 30th Nov).

So the forum will be free of my unnecessary tomfoolery for a fortnight. :mrgreen:

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 15 Nov 2005, 22:22

BiscLimpkit wrote:Aye dudes...

...I'm off on a holiday. 2 weeks in India so I'll see you's later.

Visiting Goa and Calcutta. Leave on Thursday 17th November (returning 30th Nov).

So the forum will be free of my unnecessary tomfoolery for a fortnight. :mrgreen:

Hey man, have a good time over there in India. Check out if they sell burgers at the macdonalds there, and if so, are they made of cowmeat?
Try not to wear your pakistani soccer jersey while ur there...

what I'm trying to say: Have fun, dude!

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 15 Nov 2005, 23:16

Cheers for the advice. I'm actually curious to find out about MacDonalds myself hehe.

Hey before I go. Anyone know where I'm supposed to keep the deodorant can on the plane? Hand luggage or like normal stored luggage?

Taking into account of pressurised cylinders and cabin pressure etc.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 15 Nov 2005, 23:25

BiscLimpkit wrote:Cheers for the advice. I'm actually curious to find out about MacDonalds myself hehe.

Hey before I go. Anyone know where I'm supposed to keep the deodorant can on the plane? Hand luggage or like normal stored luggage?

Taking into account of pressurised cylinders and cabin pressure etc.

I kept it in normal stored luggage, cause I wouldnt need it on the plane anyway, and I was affraid they might have a problem with it if it was in my hand luggage, as you could make a nice flamethrower out of it... which would probably scare some people on the plane...

IronMonkey · Post by **IronMonkey** » 15 Nov 2005, 23:43

biguy wrote:Who is in your Sig Iron monkey?

That would be the absolutely gorgeous lead singer of The Pussycat Dolls! I AM going to marry her damnit! She's just the sexiest thing on the planet!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 16 Nov 2005, 19:46

IronMonkey wrote: She's just the sexiest thing on the planet!

No, I am.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 16 Nov 2005, 21:11

Markgway wrote:
IronMonkey wrote: She's just the sexiest thing on the planet!
No, I am.

He said sexiest, Mark, not scariest ...

IronMonkey · Post by **IronMonkey** » 20 Nov 2005, 17:59

Markgway wrote:
IronMonkey wrote: She's just the sexiest thing on the planet!
No, I am.

I somehow don't think I'll find you more attractive than her mate!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 20 Nov 2005, 19:43

IronMonkey wrote:I somehow don't think I'll find you more attractive than her mate!

Wait 'til you see my hairy ass before judging.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 21 Nov 2005, 21:50

Went bowling again tonight.
Got 93 in the first game and 95 in the 2nd 8) (all the more impressive as I had just 10 points after two frames in Game 2).

Caught sight of a Japanese/Chinese girl there in the lane next to me, I liked the look of her, she was quite cute

Unfortunately she had to go quickly as her game was over.
She reminded me of Lin

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 23 Nov 2005, 14:28

Grim, how much does a game of bowling cost where you're from?

I find it ridiculously expensive.

£7.99 for two games per person.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 23 Nov 2005, 18:06

For me its £6 (for 2 games that is).

Maybe the Asian girl will be back next time.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 23 Nov 2005, 19:23

grim_tales wrote:For me its £6 (for 2 games that is).
Maybe the Asian girl will be back next time.

Why? did she look like a proffesional female bowler? Big gut belly? tattoos? own personal helly kitty bowling ball?

biguy · Post by **biguy** » 23 Nov 2005, 22:48

I like bowling too.but the people over here take it TOO seriously...

Lots of htem have big TERMINATOR style bowling gloves, do that funny thing wiht their back leg after letting go of the ball, and constantly high five eachother after a good bowl.....

Jeez, Korea is competative in EVERY part of life......I just want to have FUN....

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 24 Nov 2005, 10:22

Yi-Long wrote:
grim_tales wrote:For me its £6 (for 2 games that is).
Maybe the Asian girl will be back next time.
Why? did she look like a proffesional female bowler? Big gut belly? tattoos? own personal helly kitty bowling ball?

LOL no, I think she was quite petite and looked okay

biguy · Post by **biguy** » 27 Nov 2005, 17:48

LOL no, I think she was quite petite and looked okay

Hahah...But did you have your BEER GOGGLES on mate???

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 27 Nov 2005, 18:09

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 27 Nov 2005, 23:32

Grim only drinks holy water.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 28 Nov 2005, 08:52

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 28 Nov 2005, 11:41

I was in the city (Auckland CBD) the other day when I thought I saw an ad on the back of bus which read "FedEx - we run over people for you". Blinking my eyes in bewilderment, I then i had a proper look. It actually said "FedEx - we run around for you".

Couriers probably do run people over though, they're always speeding and driving recklessly in their Pimp-My-Ride'd bling vans around here.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 28 Nov 2005, 12:40

Spoof songs:

http://www.xfm.co.uk/Article.asp?id=39162

Click on the X Factor and Crystal Maze ones