Wanna laugh? The German poster for New Police Story...

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 10 Sep 2005, 23:14

Hey,

this will premier in theatres here on October 13th. Jackie is supposed to be there. Well, I hope he won't see this poster as it completely misleads the unknown audience in terms of what the film is like. Many German fans have sent the distributer their concerns aboutt his and they replied that the film might be promoted as a comedy in order to get a larger audience, but it will be released unedited with a serious dub. Well... we'll see...

Translation of what the poster says:

After "Rush Hour"
Jackie Chan
New Police Story
His enemies: dangerous
His partner: a matter of his own (or something like that)
His mission: explosive

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 11 Sep 2005, 00:12

Holy shit... that CAN NOT be serious, can it!? It must be a mock up... If that's an official poster then your country's graphic design people should be really REALLY ashamed...

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 11 Sep 2005, 04:15

I agree with Yi Long. That poster is unbelievably shit.

ReconFive · Post by **ReconFive** » 11 Sep 2005, 05:06

lmao, that is probably the most horrific poster art ever.

Thanks for sharing LD :thumbleft:

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 11 Sep 2005, 08:31

Although in all honesty, what they did with the "i" in "Police" is pretty cool...

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 11 Sep 2005, 09:51

LMAO, that poster is crap

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 11 Sep 2005, 13:23

hahaha

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 11 Sep 2005, 15:20

Romero can you fix that please, the thread is far too wide now you've put all those HA's in.

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 11 Sep 2005, 19:30

LOL, it get's even better. This is another poster they're gonna use...

http://www.cinefacts.de/bild.php?id=493 ... 501&type=g

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 11 Sep 2005, 20:12

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 13 Sep 2005, 12:05

Just received some cool news... Jackie will be there at the premiere of this film. This time I won't miss him like I did when he came for the premiere of "Shanghai Noon" and when he came to shoot "ATWI80D" here.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 13 Sep 2005, 13:59

These German poster designers should be strung up by the balls and spanked with wet towels.

IronMonkey · Post by **IronMonkey** » 13 Sep 2005, 14:33

Those are possibly 2 of the worst posters I've ever seen. No, they are the 2 worst posters I've ever seen!

Hey, we may complain about HKL artwork sometimes, but its nowhere near as bad as that!

Ricochan38 · Post by **Ricochan38** » 14 Sep 2005, 09:33

where is the premiere in germany???

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 14 Sep 2005, 10:36

Ricochan38 wrote:where is the premiere in germany???

In the Cinedom Complex in Cologne.

Toge · Post by **Toge** » 14 Sep 2005, 14:46

shit shit shit

Ricochan38 · Post by **Ricochan38** » 16 Sep 2005, 07:53

thelostdragon wrote:
Ricochan38 wrote:where is the premiere in germany???
In the Cinedom Complex in Cologne.

whats the date

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 16 Sep 2005, 22:20

10th of October. Why? You're gonna be here?

Ricochan38 · Post by **Ricochan38** » 19 Sep 2005, 08:37

i am still a big jc fan, so thinking about going there, since germany is not far from Holland

Ricochan38 · Post by **Ricochan38** » 28 Sep 2005, 07:14

any news about it already?