Obviously, everyone knows Shing cheated (it was on CNN tonight in case you missed it), and I LET Shing win, and the sun was in my eyes, and I was still woozy from yesterday from that thing with you know what, plus my grandma just died so I wasn't focussed, and not forgetting obviously that the dog ate my homework, and I was too occupied with having to bury my dog cause he had choked to to death, and then, suddenly, a solarstorm had damaged all electrical devices in my neighbourhood and my PC stopped working and I overslept and stuff, and then Toge's mom rang me up to tell me she was preggie, and I had to get a lawyer and stuff cause I think it's not mine, but it's Alfie's, and then my hand cramped up so i couldn't type in the right answers to DVDMystere anymore, but that didn't bother me cause by that time I had already been blinded by a hobbit with a laserpen, and so that's the real reason why I couldn't win. Ow.... and I demand a recount obviously.
That being said, from the bottom of my heart

, congratulations Shing, you cheating bastard you!