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bradavon wrote:Well pieced together.

p.s - Unlike some blokes I'm not afraid to say such things ;).
bradavon wrote:
Markgway wrote:You make a lovely couple. 8)
We do don't we. I've known him for about 13 years.
bradavon wrote:If someone wants to think I'm gay that's their problem. I know what my sexuality is and that's really all that matters. If people are going to read way too much into things it's pretty sad really
You were alluding to the fact that Iron Monkey could have been right with his purely in jest observation/assumption that you may bat for the other team. You then added a bit more fuel to this with you're reply to Mark, so why do you take issue with these assumptions?

You're acting like a faggot again Bradley!!!

Oh & before you pipe up again you dont have to be gay to be a faggot, you only need to act like one to qualify for that distiction. :roll:
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Tigercage wrote: Nice to see you out and about though Bradley, i had you pinned for a proper social recluse. :|
No, the social recluse is me. Bradley seems to be painfully unaware of the complete dickhead he can be.
I KNOW I'm a bastard :P
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:D All this controversy, caused by me! :D
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Tigercage wrote:the guy probably only wanted to get past you.
Oh right. I wondered who the dick head was who was standing in the corner all night. Now I know :roll:.
Tigercage wrote:Additionally even if some guy touched your chest provocatively, the chances are it was only playful flirting at most.
Well done Captain Obvious. On fire tonight aren't we.
Tigercage wrote:You were alluding to the fact that Iron Monkey could have been right with his purely in jest observation/assumption that you may bat for the other team.
:D. No alluding whatsoever. Read whatever you want into my comments. I'm sure you will.
Tigercage wrote:so why do you take issue with these assumptions?
Show me where? I already said I don't take issue with it.
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bradavon wrote:LOL that's amazing :D.

Any Hi-Res links?
Sadly no, the gay supes pic wasn't hi-res, but here's a new pic just for you:

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I bet Mark's loins are stirring at the sight of that!
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:D
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bradavon wrote:
Tigercage wrote:the guy probably only wanted to get past you.
Oh right. I wondered who the dick head was who was standing in the corner all night. Now I know :roll:.
Eh? Good comeback! :lol:
bradavon wrote:
Tigercage wrote:Additionally even if some guy touched your chest provocatively, the chances are it was only playful flirting at most.
Well done Captain Obvious. On fire tonight aren't we.
Eh? X2 You really are full of shit and running scared!
bradavon wrote:
Tigercage wrote:You were alluding to the fact that Iron Monkey could have been right with his purely in jest observation/assumption that you may bat for the other team.
:D. No alluding whatsoever. Read whatever you want into my comments. I'm sure you will.?
WTF!!, are you really as thick as we all think you are? You are simply an attention seeking div with the social skills of a sanitary towel, now do us a favour and combust you worthless low-life cum smuggling peodo look-alike scumbag!!
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Tigercage wrote:]so why do you take issue with these assumptions?.

Show me where? I already said I don't take issue with it.
bradavon wrote:Frankly I wouldn't give a fuck if the part of England I lived in it meant you fancy someone. It wouldn't stop me saying it.

If someone wants to think I'm gay that's their problem. I know what my sexuality is and that's really all that matters. If people are going to read way too much into things it's pretty sad really.

Guys I work with had a dig at me for liking Moulin Rouge and seeing the recent Dutchess movie (both excellent). Apparently it's not macho to like such films, bollocks comes to mind.

I wasn't in the slightest bit offended or felt uncomfortable some gay guy touching my chest in that gay bar I mentioned previously. He must've liked me even a little to do it in the first place :D.

It's like when someone says "I don't mind homosexuals as long as they don't hit on me", as if all gay men fancy every man they ever meet. The whole concept is completely illogical. Do straight men fancy every women they meet? So why would gay men?
FAGGOT BEHAVIOUR ABOVE!!

You make out like you are some 21st century, non-homophobe, well-to-do good guy when you are a sad, worthless, waste of clothes wearing motherfucker with too much time and not enough brain cells to understand any social interaction beyond you're tiny little life experiences.

You aint a bandit anyway that much is plain to see, too scruffy, unkept and poor looking. You could pass for a peodo but not a bandit, Congrats on that achievement!! :|
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Tigercage wrote:the social skills of a sanitary towel
Don't knock sanitary towels... they've touched more fanny than I have last three months. :wink:
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Markgway wrote:
Tigercage wrote:the social skills of a sanitary towel
Don't knock sanitary towels... they've touched more fanny than I have last three months. :wink:
Your mom is mad at you again, Mark!?
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Erm can one of the mods lock this thread now? :roll:
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No let it carry on, tis funny! :P

Seriously though, do we actually have any mods now? :?
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Tigercage wrote:WTF!!, are you really as thick as we all think you are?
No, as thick as everyone thinks you are.
IronMonkey wrote:Seriously though, do we actually have any mods now? :?
Kind of. Tom still has the powers but hung up his modship a few weeks back, no one wanted to take over.

He is still taking action if you PM him though.
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Did Tom announce he was stepping down as an active mod? Must have missed that!
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bradavon wrote:Tom still has the powers but hung up his modship a few weeks back, no one wanted to take over.

He is still taking action if you PM him though.
OMG I feel so vulnerable, anything could happen! :D
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HungFist wrote:You could be new mod...
The trouble is, frankly virtually all of us on this forum aren't suitable.
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Speak for yourself! I personally think I would be the most amazing mod this forum would ever have.

First I'd strike the ban hammer on next 200 posters, then I'd realise I had banned literally more than everyone on the forum, so I'd sit & chat with myself about films 'n' stuff.

See. I'd be perfect. :D
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Yi-Long wrote:
Markgway wrote:
Tigercage wrote:the social skills of a sanitary towel
Don't knock sanitary towels... they've touched more fanny than I have last three months. :wink:
Your mom is mad at you again, Mark!?
What's with all the "mom" jibes?? :evil:
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Yi's strange sense of humour. I've never seen the fun side with Mum jokes either.
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You know who has seen the funny side of his jokes though?

YOUR MUM!!!

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Markgway wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:
Markgway wrote:
Tigercage wrote:the social skills of a sanitary towel
Don't knock sanitary towels... they've touched more fanny than I have last three months. :wink:
Your mom is mad at you again, Mark!?
What's with all the "mom" jibes?? :evil:
Hey, YOU layed out the perfect opportunity for a 'mom-jibe'. Dont blame
me for taking advantage of that :D

Besides, I hardly EVER do mom jokes.
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Girlfriend or sister is more acceptable don't you think? Even granny doesn't bother me too much (though the thought is gross). Making jokes about Mums just seems wrong. Maybe it's cultural? Maybe i'm too protective?
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You're not protective, you're just weird in the head! :P
Honestly, If this thread has shown one thing, it's that you're very particular about certain terms and not about others! :D
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A joke like that isnt meant 'literally' or really abusive, Mark. It's just meant to come from left field and sting you a little bit, like 'awww wtf, that bastard!' :P

Dont take jibes like that too personal or too literally ;)
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Markgway wrote:Making jokes about Mums just seems wrong. Maybe it's cultural? Maybe i'm too protective?
I doubt it's cultural. I bet it's a common joke in Scotland too.

It's more likely you dislike it. I'm not a fan either.
Shingster wrote:Honestly, If this thread has shown one thing, it's that you're very particular about certain terms and not about others! :D
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