The funny thread

[Yi-Long]

Mark didn't even find it funny when that guy in that wheelchair plummeted to his death in that elevator shaft...(!)
Dude has no sense of humour whatsoever....

[gasteropod]

Well everyone I showed that wheelchair clip to laughed their heads off (uncluding my mum).

[grim_tales]

I would say that is darkly funny because it just sounds so ridiculous It doesnt mean I find animal suffering funny, far from it!

[gasteropod]

Precisely

[grim_tales]

I did laugh at the guy going down the shaft in the wheelchair

[gasteropod]

USB - Satan's Data Connection: Evangelical Christians in Brazil have banned the use of USB connections after claiming the technology is the mark of Satan worshippers

I like the user comment:

How can they say USB sticks are sinful? All I use mine for is transferring massive amounts of illegal downloads and pornography.

[gasteropod]

[Markgway]

Mark doesn't find (dark) humor in tragedy.

You're right, I don't. I can't laugh knowing some innocent person or animal suffered. We're not talking about someone slipping on a banana peel here. Slapstick is fine, but this isn't it.

He doesn't seem to have a sense of humour

Why because I don't share your sick sense of humour? Because I don't find cruelty and serious injury funny? What really amazes me is that on this forum I'm the minority.

I find the whole bizarre string of incidents with this guy off his head on a concoction of drugs hilarious because it's all so random, and probably made up.

I doubt The Metro are in the habit of printing made-up stories for a laugh...

I'm not laughing at the suffering of an animal.

You are. I asked and you said ALL of it was funny.

Mark probably thinks that 'evil drugs' make people do these insane things.

Obviously. Did you READ the story? The creep was off his tits. But then I don't suppose I would expect a pro-drug user to accept reality. Simply MUST be something else. COULDN'T be lovely druggies. They don't harm ME.

Well everyone I showed that wheelchair clip to laughed their heads off (uncluding my mum).

And did she know at the time that the guy died? That his family have to live with the fact that their loved one's demise is now a punchline for internet geeks the world over?

[gasteropod]

I've seen no proof he died, and even if he did it makes no difference to the clip anyway.

[HungFist]

Still remember the Finnish news anchor who was fired for the alcohol joke (it's one or two pages back in this thread)?

Now a radio reported pulled out something similar.

During weather forecast: "Raahe -3, HIFK-LUKKO 0-2, Russarö -2..."

Raahe and Russarö are Finnish cities.
HIFK and LUKKO are Finnish ice hockey teams that played against each other earlier that day. HIFK lost 0-2.

[Yi-Long]

Still remember the Finnish news anchor who was fired for the alcohol joke (it's one or two pages back in this thread)?

Now a radio reported pulled out something similar.

During weather forecast: "Raahe -3, HIFK-LUKKO 0-2, Russarö -2..."

Raahe and Russarö are Finnish cities.
HIFK and LUKKO are Finnish ice hockey teams that played against each other earlier that day. HIFK lost 0-2.

Dude... that's insensitive towards the hockey-fans from Raahe...!

Some stuff you just don't joke about!

[Markgway]

I've seen no proof he died, and even if he did it makes no difference to the clip anyway.

Idiot.

[Yi-Long]

http://www.amazon.com/Adult-Reusable-Co ... gmgamzn-20

Check the "Frequently Bought Together" part, plus some of the comments

[Markgway]

Don't they put pause buttons on these things?

[gasteropod]

Google Beatboxing!

Go on Google Translate, select 'From: German', type:

pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch

and press 'Listen' beneath it.

[grim_tales]

Slovak is funny too

[gasteropod]

Haha it's like some robot voice!

[gasteropod]

This has just made me cry with laughter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... -9wjbgWgJM

It's a dog trying to walk with boots on, his walk is incredible

[HungFist]

One way to advertise Samsung
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doW-srR06XM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0xTZLhyWds

(in Finnish, but you get the point, and the laughs)

[gasteropod]

The Human Santapede!

[Markgway]

That's just wrong!

[HungFist]

This should be in the "sad thread" with dead grandmothers... too true

[HungFist]

The woman language translator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Vb9SLkq5k

[grim_tales]

[HungFist]