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Markgway wrote:DOMINO 2/5

Reasonably entertaining piffle ruined by ludicrous headache-inducing over-direction. Keira was surprisingly convincing much of the time and Mickey is always welcome. The story was a bit of a mess though and it all got way out of control by the end at which point Tony Scott decided to rip off (badly) his own True Romance finale. This should have been so much better.
Absolute tosh that I couldn't be arsed to finish. Gave up 3/4 of the way as It just went on and on.
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Zodiac 3.5/5

Pretty cool.
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brooce-leroy wrote:
Markgway wrote:DOMINO 2/5

Reasonably entertaining piffle ruined by ludicrous headache-inducing over-direction. Keira was surprisingly convincing much of the time and Mickey is always welcome. The story was a bit of a mess though and it all got way out of control by the end at which point Tony Scott decided to rip off (badly) his own True Romance finale. This should have been so much better.
Absolute tosh that I couldn't be arsed to finish. Gave up 3/4 of the way as It just went on and on.
You should have seen it in the cinema! my head was going to blow up, the camera gave me serious brain problems :D (on top of what I already have) I liked it, easy going and not to bad when she has big guns in her hands and violence and stunts are on the screen.
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Death Proof - 4,5/5
Very enjoyable first 90 minutes. The last 26 is jaw dropping. Gonna see this again when it comes to my hometown.

Kiki's Delivery Service - 4/5
The second movie I saw in cinema in Helsinki today. Finnish distributors have been having some seriously good ideas lately. Like releasing Totoro, Kiki, and the early Wong Kar Wai films theatrically. Chunking Express opened today but I didn't have time to go see it.
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The Virgin Suicides - 3/5
She tried to emulate others too much, it's was painfully obvious. But much of the weakness really does come from the source material, the book isn't much good at all.

House: Season 3 - 2/5
Horrible for the most part. In typical American TV fashion they just repeat everything whilst making no overall plot progress. It has gotten beyond the point of being just ridiculous. it's comically bad without the slightest sense of realism. I finished the series, but I won't watch the next.
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Millennium Actress (2001 - Japan - Satoshi Kon): 4 / 5

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Satoshi Kon has a very distinctive style that is difficult to appreciate (for me, anyway).
Nevertheless, when you get used to it, it becomes quite entertaining.

Millennium Actress is a good little movie. In terms of animation it's only average but the storyline, editing and characters more than make up for it.

Good film.

Paprika (2006 - Japan - Satoshi Kon): 5 / 5

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ZOMFG ! :o

This is as good as anime can get IMO.
Kon has entered Miyazaki and Oshii territory with this film.

Loved both. Will buy both DVDs.
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Enjoyed "Millenium Actress", too.
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I watched it twice when a friend borrowed it. Tokyo Godfathers might've been even better, I'm not sure...
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I just got done watching the Paprika BD, sadly it's MPEG2 not AVC but still gorgeous, a big improvement over the DVD. I give the film a 4/5 personally, it's beautiful, fantastical and cinematic with such incredible music but it doesn't captivate and hold me like Perfect Blue or Millenium Actress do. Rather like Paranoia Agent in that respect, a little too weird and not quite 'tight' enough.
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Huge respect for Satoshi Kon (he's my personal favourite anime director).

Jealous that you guys have seen paprika. If I were you, I'd rub it in more (but then I get a kick out of watching films that no one else has).
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Knocked Up: 4.5/5

I can't deny it, I loved every minute of it :mrgreen:
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captainjoe wrote:Knocked Up: 4.5/5

I can't deny it, I loved every minute of it :mrgreen:
Is that a film... or just what you did to your girlfriend last night?







Yes, I know it's a film with Katherine Heigl. Does she get them baps out? :wink:
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Pirates of the Caribbean 3 3.5/5

Not enough Depp in this one. His portrayal of Jack Sparrow is what made these films so successfull, so moving the focus about on to other characters as well ruined it. Too surreal when we first see Depp in the film. But what ruined it over all was that the writers and director were clearly taking the whole film too seriously. The first one, especially, and the second one were more fun films, with more focus on the comedy and just having fun action. This one is too serious, trying to get the big epic story across. In that way it is just another big budget film that's nothing special and the original appeal was somewhat gone.

Still enjoyed it though, but not as good as the other 2. Keira wasn't as annoying as I've found her to be in the past, and I thought Bloom was mildly better too.
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Markgway wrote:
captainjoe wrote:Knocked Up: 4.5/5

I can't deny it, I loved every minute of it :mrgreen:
Is that a film... or just what you did to your girlfriend last night?







Yes, I know it's a film with Katherine Heigl. Does she get them baps out? :wink:

:lol:

Sadly, no she doesn't. But there are other notable ones.
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PotC 3 - 1.5/5
Wasted talent.
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thelostdragon wrote:PotC 3 - 1.5/5
Wasted talent.
Presumably not that of Orlando. :D
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EvaUnit02 wrote:
thelostdragon wrote:PotC 3 - 1.5/5
Wasted talent.
Presumably not that of Orlando. :D
I was actually thinking if I should write that, but even his talent was wasted on a very badly written character.
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hey,

Sunshine Cops 3/5

Commercial fluff but Felix Chong's script is made into entertaining light stuff from Lo Kim-wah. Stephen Fung especially is likeable and the infectious atmos also includes some unexpectedly good action scenes.

Massacre Time 3/5

I don't know how this plays out compared to other genre output but Lucio Fulci's western is a decent little mystery, if not totally riveting come twist-reveal time. Quite bleak and suitably gritty. Comes with the added bonus of a killer theme song!
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hey,

Aimee Mann Live at St Ann's Warehouse 5/5

Absolutely supberb concert, perfectly capturing the intimacy of Aimee's gigs and music.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) 3.5/5

This is the first time I've seen this uncut. It makes so much more sense now. Thought shredder's opening was class but it's a shame we never got to see him fight more. Also what's with the random time out at the end? Aye quite a funny film too. Dated but sound.
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Thats the same rating I gave it. :)

The Simpsons: S6 (Disc 4) - 4/5

Some great episodes :D
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Johnny Depp has been sucked into the commerical vortex of dumb blockbusters.

Won't someone (Tim Burton?) please rescue him??
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And in the vortex of dumb blockbusters would you also be including Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
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Never seen it....... I was actually thinking more along the lines of Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood and Sleepy Hollow, which represent some of Depp's best work.
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Markgway wrote:Never seen it....... I was actually thinking more along the lines of Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood and Sleepy Hollow, which represent some of Depp's best work.
Never forget Nightmare on Elm St, which was his first gig ;) :lol:

Seriously though, Like Mark, I felt that Tim Burton brings out the best in Johny Depp, those movies are excellent..
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