Toge's nice birds topic

degeneration · Post by **degeneration** » 15 Nov 2006, 20:50

Brad - don't mean shop videos, I mean internet clip vids. Some are from a Loaded DVD or something like that.

There is a whole bunch on the zooweekly site and on metacafe, and some other site called crank or something like that.
You get to see her talents move and bounce and everything!!! She's not shy about showing them off! One vid has her stripping her top off in hte middle of a shop trying on bras with two guys helping her!!! Lucky bastards! Clip is to the tune of the end of Tchailovsky's 1812 overture! Fecking class!

As bisc says... luuuurvley

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 15 Nov 2006, 20:57

I know you did but thanks. Only topless I presume? Zoo Weekly cheers.

Is Zoo owned by FHM? One of the links on it's site goes to FHM.

brooce-leroy · Post by **brooce-leroy** » 15 Nov 2006, 21:27

The Britney Spears with her mouthful clip is rather good.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 15 Nov 2006, 22:08

[Steptoe]You dirty old man[/Steptoe]

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 15 Nov 2006, 22:21

I prefer the Christina ones.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 17 Dec 2006, 19:25

WOW:

Lourdes · Post by **Lourdes** » 17 Dec 2006, 19:31

Man face.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 17 Dec 2006, 19:39

She has a face like a man?

Get some glasses dude, she may not be your type but if you think she has the face of a man, tell me where you live as I'm coming over

. There's something wrong with you if you think she's not attractive (as opposed to being attracted to her).

I guess some people only like little girls

, can't women over 30 be attractive?

Before anyone says it these are exactly the same as all the Aya photos, the only difference being Aya is much younger. With the exception possibly of photo 6 their is no pouting or posing for the camera.

Which incidentally which is exactly what all the Aya photos are doing. They're "just" as fake as these.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 17 Dec 2006, 21:46

Salma does not have a face like a man, she looks lovely IMO

She doesn't look 37/38 at all. I would

Who do you think is attractive if she is not attractive Lourdes? Methinks your standards are too high

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 17 Dec 2006, 22:24

ARRRGGGGHHHH !!! MY EYES !!! MY EYES !!!

I didn't read properly. I thought this was the Asian Birds topic.
Wasn't expecting to find Salma Ha-Yuck in here.

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 17 Dec 2006, 22:39

Agree with Lourdes. I'm not saying she is unattractive, but she does not have a typical feminine face at all.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 18 Dec 2006, 20:23

Lourdes says she has a man face so to agree you'd have to be saying you think Lourdes likes looking at men?

As for not having a typical female face (how?) my god things would be boring if all women looked the same. She looks very feminine to me.

But fair enough as you didn't brush her off straight away just because she's not Asian, which I find hard to understand. Especially when we all live in Western countries so are surrounded by Western women.

It must be dull to avoid all but the few Asian women in our countries.

tom2681 wrote:ARRRGGGGHHHH !!! MY EYES !!! MY EYES !!!

I didn't read properly. I thought this was the Asian Birds topic.
Wasn't expecting to find Salma Ha-Yuck in here.

Well we are in the Nice Birds thread and most people think Salma is hot, so what do you expect? I know she's over 30 so too old for you though

. To put it in context you've though pretty much all women posted are ugly so clearly don't know what a good looking Western woman looks like

ATT: Asian bird obsessed members - Name me an attractive non-Asian lady?

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 18 Dec 2006, 20:25

grim_tales wrote:She doesn't look 37/38 at all.

I'd say she actually does, maybe 35 but not under 32. No harm in that.

She (like Gong Li) looks stunning for her age.

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 18 Dec 2006, 20:45

Brad wrote:Name me an attractive non-Asian lady?

Name me a well-known martian who can sing in french and tap-dance.
Difficult, eh ?

I don't have any good pictures of her, but I think Scarlett looks OK nowadays:

But if you're talking about "proper" non-asian ladies...

Helen Hunt:
http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/h ... nt-020.jpg

Diane Lane:
http://www.celeb-pictures.net/dianelane ... lane05.jpg

At least they look woman-like.

Brad wrote:I know she's over 30 so too old for you though

Age has nothing to do with it.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 18 Dec 2006, 20:55

'Helen Hunt' ???? (!?!?!?!?)
'Diane Lane' ??? (?!?!?!?!?)

WTF? definately not women I'd be attracted to...

Salma Hayek is gorgeous though. great body, and great face. I like it when women don't have that 'soft' girly face, with soft eyes and stuff. I like girls to be a little bit 'boyish', as in that they seem cool to hang out with...

Scarlett Johanssen is gorgeous at times, but in the above picture (The Island) I dont like her bleached hair and her pink lipstick and weird eyebrows etc. Way to 'girly' ...

Gong Li, obviously, is drop dead gorgeous as well...
I liked the little joke in Flirting Scholar where they said she was ugly

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 18 Dec 2006, 21:04

tom2681 wrote: Helen Hunt:
http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/h ... nt-020.jpg

Helen Hunt looks kinda cute. Better than Salmo IMO.

I'd post a non-asian pic here but I only have one and I've already posted it here before.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 18 Dec 2006, 21:11

Fair enough then Tom, maybe it's just Hung

* Agreed Scarlet is lovely (I didn't know she was babe with guns in The Island, cool).
* Diane Lane is very nice too, Helen Hunt doesn't do anything for me.

Yi-Long wrote:I like it when women don't have that 'soft' girly face, with soft eyes and stuff.

Agreed. Girls can look cute too, but they're just girls.

I liked the little joke in Flirting Scholar where they said she was ugly.

How did it go?

HungFist wrote:Better than Salmo IMO.

I'm interested why? With the exception of one Salma is natural looking in all the above pics. So doesn't it fit your criteria?

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 18 Dec 2006, 21:23

bradavon wrote:'m interested why? With the exception of one Salma is natural looking in all the above pics. So doesn't it fit your critera?

I just don't find her the least bit attractive (at least in those pics). But hey, as you noticed, non-asian women rarely do it for me

I'll go bact to the asian thread now...

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 18 Dec 2006, 21:25

Fair enough. Any which do?

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 18 Dec 2006, 21:29

HungFist wrote: I'll go bact to the asian thread now...

...to sleep, I mean. Right now I'm so tired I might accidentally post a Leslie Cheung pic and Tom might not like it. He is (was) very cute though. Much cuter than Salma...

... I seriously need to get some sleep.

bradavon wrote: Any which do?

What?

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 18 Dec 2006, 21:31

Non-asian women which do it for you.

p.s - Salma isn't cute, she's sexy

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 19 Dec 2006, 00:49

Salma is kinda sexy, body-wise, but not beautiful. There are many more attractive hispanic types.

Helen has a "real" quality. Like she's someone you'd know and get along with.

Diane is attractive, but too thin these days. She looked cuter when she was younger and rounder-faced.

Scarlet sometimes looks alright, but there's something phoney, cold even about her appearence.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 19 Dec 2006, 02:52

Diane Lane was smoking hot in her day. Go see The Cotton Club or Rumble Fish.

Please don't bring up Helen Hunt again. Mad About You was one of the worst sitcoms of all time and we don't need to be reminded of it.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 19 Dec 2006, 10:50

bradavon wrote:
grim_tales wrote:She doesn't look 37/38 at all.
I'd say she actually does, maybe 35 but not under 32. No harm in that.

She (like Gong Li) looks stunning for her age.

True.

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 19 Dec 2006, 13:30

bradavon wrote:Non-asian women which do it for you.

Can't really think of any. Just women who I liked in some certain photo or movie (Meg Tilly in Psycho II, Charlotte Gainsbourg in The Science of Sleep for example). I rarely like any non-asian woman only because of her looks, that's why movies work better for me.

bradavon wrote: p.s - Salma isn't cute, she's sexy

I don't like sexy women