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The Bourne Identity 4/5

Aye watched this for the first time. Pretty decent spy flick. The DTS mix was loouuudddd.
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Raging Bull 4.5/5

It's funny when watching classics, you recognise tunes and quotes that have been spoofed in other films and TV shows. My favourite Scorcese film (I've only seen Gangs of New York). Fantastic character study of a highly tempermental individual. Lovely visual techniques and love that orchestral score.
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BiscLimpkit wrote:It's funny when watching classics, you recognise tunes and quotes that have been spoofed in other films and TV shows.
You also recognise that when reading classic books. It's funny how many quotes or ideas have been taken from so many books, which works quite well, as the average movie goer doesn't read a lot.
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Father Ted (last night) - "Hell".. *****/*****

Why? Because its' Father Ted! :D

"These cows are small... but the ones outside, are far away" :lol:
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Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind - 3.5/5

To be fair this was an early animé from Miyazaki but I found later works like Princess Mononoke to be much more acomplished. :? Its' about a kind young girl named Nausicaa who lives in a world inhabited by prehistoric creatures known as ohmus. Humans try to harness the ohmus power but this annoys and upsets them and threatens to destroy the world. To me it seemed like an early run of Castle In the Sky or Mononoke :? Several of Miyazaki's animés seem to be saying "Nature = Good. Man meddling with nature = bad" and he takes that idea and sticks to it. :)
I did like the story though and did feel something for the characters :)
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24: S3 - Final 2 episodes - 5/5

WOW! :o Truly gripping TV, I'd never seen the finale before. Was really on the edge of my seat with events surrounding Palmers ex-wife and Julia, and then Saunders.

I think overall I'd give the whole season 4/5. It does get a bit unbelievable at times but its' really gripping, tense, moving IMO (running out of superlatives) :P
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Gozu 4.5/5

Miike is a sick pervert. Seriously insane. He deserves to be locked up ffs.

Gozu is an unbelivable experience but is really slow, perhaps the slowest paced Miike film I've seen yet. But it is filled with random bursts of hilarity. If you can tolerate the 2 hours, in which nothing happens, you're in for a treat as it has one of the greatest, most vile, disgusting endings I've ever seen. I feel like I need a shower, just to clense my mind of this filth.

I personally found it more difficult to watch than any other Miike title and struggle to understand the messages involved. I have my theories but I felt Izo and Visitor Q were a hell of a lot clearer... not to mention more pleasant.

Miike you're one sick bastard!! We need more filmmakers like you.
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In this World - 5/5
You MUST watch this film. It is a BBC produced film about two Afghan refugees who escape by the end of 2001, heading to England. The whole film feels like a documentary and when I watched the making of, it was said that it was based on a real story and that they had to forget about the script once they started shooting. There were only like 3 crew members with the two guys and they tried to get along themselves as the crew wouldn't interfere at all... at least so it seemed.

Jamal (about 14 yrs.) and Enayatallah (about 22 yrs.) start their journey in Afghanistan and travel through Pakistan, Iran, Turkey and then by ship, smuggling themselves to Italy. But something goes wrong on the ship.

Man, this was so touching and it has been quite a while since I last sobbed while watching a film, since it was made in documentary style, but also with awesome music and all. Try to get the DVD. Didn't know it won three prices at the Berlinale.
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Aye so like where can one buy this DVD?
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You'll find this on Amazon.
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Lost: S1 - Episode 1 (Pilot Part 1): 5/5

Finally got round to watching my S1 set, starting with this :D Great stuff.
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Great now watch it all in one sitting. :D
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Operation Condor 4/5

The fortune star disc is awesome, as is the DD 5.1. remix!
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Hey LD,

Didn't Sammo also take Jackie's idea for Shanghai Noon as well? :) (Sorry for backtracking waaaay too much there).
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Armour of God 3/5

Not as good as Operation Condor.
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Bruce what's the picture quality like on the FS remasters? :)
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grim_tales wrote:Hey LD,

Didn't Sammo also take Jackie's idea for Shanghai Noon as well? :) (Sorry for backtracking waaaay too much there).
It wasn't Jackie's idea originally. Benny Chan had the original concept in mind and told Jackie about it. Jackie told Sammo about it who made "Once upon a Tinme in China & America" out of it. Jackie had a lil' fight with Sammo, who apologised later and Jackie went to make "Who Am I?". Benny Chan wasn't satisfied with it as it was still too far from the dark thriller he had in mind. So he went to Teddy Chen who made "Purple Storm". Reportedly, Benny Chan is happy with it.
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Princess Blade (Shurayuki Hime): 2,5 / 5

Boring... A stupid story about a clan of assassins and a princess with a hidden past (nothing we haven't seen before). Lifeless cinematography, average music and bad acting.
This movie wouldn't be worth anything without the fights choregraphed by Donnie Yen.

Resurrection of the Little MatchGirl: 5 / 5

NEVER have I seen anything like this movie. It's the movie that I've always wanted to see.
A movie in which video games take over real life (kinda like Matrix, only without the silly philosophical bullshit).

Little MatchGirl is about a gamer who has absolutely no life and experiences a Wizard-of-Oz-type of trip.
He creates a game in his mind, in which he finds all his friends playing different parts, and in which he's the hero.

Extraordinary stuff, really. I'd recommend to anybody who's interested in video games (especially First Person Shooters).

Monrak Transistor (Thailand): 4,5 /5

After watching Tom Yum Goong, Born to Fight and Ong Bak I had almost no hopes left for Thai cinema.
Still, Monrak Transistor was a very nice surprise. Solid acting, solid plot and nice songs make for a very entertaining movie.
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@LD,

Cheers :) I thought OUATICAA was a combination of ideas of "Shanghai Noon" (Chinese guy in cowboy setting) and "Who Am I" (amnesia).
I thought Purple Storm worked really well BTW, as you say it was like a more serious version of Who Am I.

@Tom,
Match Girl sounds really good - is there a decent DVD? :)
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Lost S1 - Episode 2 (Pilot: Part 2) - 5/5

Fantastic 8) Will try and see Episode 3 later. Gripping stuff.

Why does the R1 have 24 episodes but when it was shown on TV here, there were 25 episodes? :?
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grim_tales wrote:Lost S1 - Episode 2 (Pilot: Part 2) - 5/5

Fantastic 8) Will try and see Episode 3 later. Gripping stuff.

Why does the R1 have 24 episodes but when it was shown on TV here, there were 25 episodes? :?
Because C4 split the final episode into two, whereas the R1 has it as a double-episode, I believe.
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Grim wrote:Match Girl sounds really good - is there a decent DVD?
The Korean DVD is the best but it doesn't have any subs.
There's a scandinavian DVD with removable english subs and average non-anamorphic picture.

I can't comment on the quality of that DVD (mine's the french edition).

If you get the chance, I think it's really worth checking out. :)

EDIT:
Here's a nice (although web-unfriendly review):
http://membres.lycos.fr/gorezone/dvdcry ... hgirl.html

This one's good too:
http://www.subwaycinema.com/frames/arch ... chgirl.htm
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Oh, forgot to say that Jackie told Sammo about Benny Chan's idea AND "Shanghai Noon".

@Tom
"RotlMG" had only One good scene in my opinion, which is right in the beginning when HE as a delivery boy imagines how he shoots down the whole office.

As for "Monrak Transistor"... agreed. Really good film. My rate would be 4/5.
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I might get the Scandinavian - I'm betting the French has no English subs. ;)
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@LD,

"Jackie told Jackie"? So he told himself? :D Don't you mean "Jackie told Sammo"?
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