The off-topic topic

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 04 Nov 2006, 14:13

@Grim:
4 spelling mistakes in 4 words. You're improving, dude.

Ca Plain Pour Moi (sp?) by Platic Bertram

ça plane pour moi / Plastic Bertrand.

Fun song (quite stupid, though).

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 04 Nov 2006, 17:30

tom2681 wrote:@Grim:
4 spelling mistakes in 4 words. You're improving, dude.

Ca Plain Pour Moi (sp?) by Platic Bertram

ça plane pour moi / Plastic Bertrand.

Fun song (quite stupid, though).

D'oh! Bertrand. Thanks.
I mistyped "plastic" OK?!

What does it mean? It's plain for me?

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 04 Nov 2006, 17:39

ça = it.
plane = from verb "planer" which means "to fly / to hover".
pour moi = for me.

"ça plane" = it's all going great.

"ça plane pour moi" = It's all going great for me.

or "the whole world looks great 'cause I'm on drugs" (that's my interpretation

).

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 11 Nov 2006, 11:59

Merci

I didnt know that, thanks.

Did anyone observe the 2 minute silence?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 12 Nov 2006, 19:08

Arsenal 3 Liverpool 0

Sarah is lovely

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 13 Nov 2006, 19:52

sweet, i just met my cousin from holland, he's pretty cool, my aunts gone to visit him for a week, but the first time shes flown so he came over to go back with her and we took her to the airport...man i need to make friends with him, maybe i have a place to stay then

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 14 Nov 2006, 21:51

Doesh he shpeak like 'dish?

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 14 Nov 2006, 22:23

What, like Sean Connery?

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 14 Nov 2006, 22:25

Hmm now that you mention it...

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 14 Nov 2006, 22:35

he's very well spoken acutally

he's only lived in holland a few years lol

Godzooki · Post by **Godzooki** » 15 Nov 2006, 17:39

If yer struggling tae reed this bitty jist stop and bile yer head min
This is pure dead brillant!!!!!
Are you Scottish? You know you are a true Scot if...........

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with Burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;

How's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
Wee beasties
erse bandit
amurny
Away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget

And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher
has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his
back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire.

The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that
yer Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher. "Its jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'.

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 15 Nov 2006, 18:01

funnily enough, i can understand all that you just wrote...but then my sister in law is scottish and im kinda used to the weird words...

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 15 Nov 2006, 19:03

That's pure mental by the way...

Very good TCage.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 15 Nov 2006, 21:48

LMAO

I could understand some of Tigger's post but not all of it

Ftba = Football I guess

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 16 Nov 2006, 02:51

Are you Scottish? You know you are a true Scot if...........

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake

Not sure about the second one?

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

I did when I was a greasy teen.

3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.

Yep.

4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

I don't get drunk so I suppose that disqualifies me. But I do love the chippy.

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

See 4. You're a bit obsessed with drink aren't you?

6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with Burberry accessories - pure class!

Chav bastards!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

Lol. True.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

I understand generally (some of the Glasweigan is out of my grasp being an East-coaster) but none of my family are reeking minks like that.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

Where?

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

You've seen my posts. 8)

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

I know what it is... but haven't eaten it since I was at school. Bit gross for my palette.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date

Do you count?

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.

Ha-Ha!

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

Nappies??

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

Holiday home? You rich faggot!

16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

Yes, and I'm an Irn-Bru fan.

17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

Fuck + Fuck = Two Fucks?

18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.

Can't be arsed.......

19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;

How's it hingin - yes
clatty - no
boggin - no
cludgie - no
pished - yes
get it up ye - yes
Wee beasties - yes
erse bandit - yes
amurny - no
Away an bile yer heid - yes
peely-wally - yes
humphey backit - yes
Ba'-heid - yes
baw bag -yes
dubble nugget - no

"Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 18 Nov 2006, 00:23

meh. long night tonight dads in the hospital again. gotta wait up for news and until mom gets home -_-

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 18 Nov 2006, 23:08

How's your dad now Shen? Hope things are ok.

Shen · Post by **Shen** » 19 Nov 2006, 12:45

thanks bisc

he's really quite ill, they discovered fluid on the lungs, thankfully he's in a different hospital, the other one he was in last time is a bastard, i mean they saw shadow on the lung in the x-ray they did but said it was nothing. his diabetes in playing hell and he's had another heart attack becuase he cant breathe well from the fluid on the lungs. he's gonna be in atleast all next week, we are prepared that he goes into the High Dependancy Unit or Intensive Care tbh.

its all down really to the fact his heart bypass is failing (after 16yrs its lasted good), and his too ill to have it replaced, the aneathetist wont touch him, since there is too high a risk he will die from the anaesthetic.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 19 Nov 2006, 14:24

My thoughts are with your dad Shen

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 22 Nov 2006, 22:07

Went bowling again tonight

Got 125 in the first game 8) (But I came 2nd)

117 in the 2nd game (came 2nd again).

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 22 Nov 2006, 22:11

Damn, I went bowling last weekend and got like 68... with kiddie bumpers.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 22 Nov 2006, 22:16

BiscLimpkit wrote:Damn, I went bowling last weekend and got like 68... with kiddie bumpers.

Did you use a tennisball or something?
How the hell did you manage that!?

You DO know the object of the game is to knock down as MANY pins as possible? Right?

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 22 Nov 2006, 22:21

Ok I have a mental condition, which prevents me from possessing any reasonable bowling skills, subsequently resulting in zero wooing power with the ladies. No need to rub it in. :sad5:

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 23 Nov 2006, 00:30

BiscLimpkit wrote:Ok I have a mental condition, which prevents me from possessing any reasonable bowling skills, subsequently resulting in zero wooing power with the ladies. No need to rub it in. :sad5:

This might change soon when you get the Nintendo Wii with "Wii Sports".

Nice commercial, isn't it?

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 23 Nov 2006, 00:51

BiscLimpkit wrote:Ok I have a mental condition, which prevents me from possessing any reasonable bowling skills, subsequently resulting in zero wooing power with the ladies. No need to rub it in. :sad5:

Not really sure how bowling skills would get anyone laid, but hey, if that excuse works for ya...(!)