dir: Kenji Misumi
For those going into this thinking it would be a traditional samurai movie, they’d get a big surprise.
Set in feudal Japan it begins with a ceremony of police officers signing their blood oath of upholding the law - but Hanzo refuses. He finds it hypocritical that certain factions of the community pay off the police to look the other way - how can he sign such an oath when this is a part of the daily norm? It’s a perfect scene to set up Hanzo’s… personality and style… and each scene after that for the first part of the movie introduces us to who Hanzo is and how he goes about things differently than others.
(Having some insight into how Koike Kazuo writes, I suspect this follows the way the manga was done - now I’m curious to read it!)
But what REALLY sets Hanzo apart is his massive dong… yep, his massive manhood, that he uses to interrogate women to get information. In a lesser movie, this might be truly offensive, or done so crass as to be uncomfortable - but here it’s so… obviously comical it’s almost bizarre.
(Especially the second time he does it, involving Mari Atsumi - 30 pounds heavier and virtually unrecognizable from 2 years earlier in ‘The Hot Little Girl. Still beautiful and attractive, just… a completely different look. She got some Hooters out of the weight gain as well!).
Played with a perfectly serious demeanor by the great Shintaro Katsu (Zatoichi), Hanzo is a cult hero across the land, as shown in a final small segment at the end of the movie. He just knows what to do and when it’s right to do it. Not for his own gain, but for the benefit of everyone.
The pace of the movie chugs along nicely, though it ends somewhat incomplete, as Hanzo has higher to go in his quest. And I kept thinking, this could be just a BIT more… over the top and it’d be GREAT… yeah, I hear the sequel is even better!










