The off-topic topic

IronMonkey · Post by **IronMonkey** » 15 Oct 2005, 13:38

Well, I'm not sure I would describe her as "hot", she's more cute than anything... But still very nice looking!

brassmonkey001 · Post by **brassmonkey001** » 16 Oct 2005, 00:36

Be a man! Ask her out. If she says no at least you will know.

Friday night I went to see Steel Pulse.
Today I went to a christening.
Tomorrow I'm going for Sunday dinner at her Nans.

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 16 Oct 2005, 01:00

Won £20 at casino.

Man the Chinese are mad gamblers. I met my Chinese mate's mum and she was like £150 up, after only being there for 30 mins.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Oct 2005, 09:05

Congrats

Dang.. if only Sarah hadnt said "I have a boyfriend" after I complimented her, then I would of done what Brass said and asked her out.

:x (Tried to anyway).
Oh well

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 16 Oct 2005, 14:08

How did you compliment her?

Were you all like Jackie Chan in The Tuxedo, when he approached a random woman, smiled and said "nice rack"

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Oct 2005, 14:52

I said I thought she was cute and sweet and then "I bet you're used to guys saying that to you" as a sort of joke. She smiled warmly and said thankyou, and said her boyfriend says that to her

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 16 Oct 2005, 16:54

She's not interested.

Find someone else.

Plenty fish in the sea......

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Oct 2005, 17:03

I know she isn't.

Yeah I know, but I'm not used to going in and the fish never seem to bite

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 16 Oct 2005, 18:28

Cover yourself in bait...

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Oct 2005, 18:33

What's that?

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 16 Oct 2005, 18:48

master-bait?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 16 Oct 2005, 18:49

LOL you mucky sod Bisc!

brassmonkey001 · Post by **brassmonkey001** » 17 Oct 2005, 21:13

Wiggle yer maggot!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 21 Oct 2005, 19:30

Ewww...

Perhaps I'm too childlike in my thinking/approach...

When I've met a girl I always seem to think:
"She seems nice, i want to be friends with her and know her better" (that includes Lin and Sarah and all those Japanese exchange students)

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 21 Oct 2005, 23:41

"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?" - Joel, from Eternal Sunshine.

Mordib · Post by **Mordib** » 22 Oct 2005, 08:41

grim_tales wrote:Ewww...
Perhaps I'm too childlike in my thinking/approach... When I've met a girl I always seem to think:
"She seems nice, i want to be friends with her and know her better"

stop lying to yourself for a start. order of play :

see attractive girl -> meet girl -> ascertain whether she is available -> woo girl/fail miserably -> ascertain whether she is worth it as a friend

its called being male. its totally wrong but very true....

check out

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

and prepare to be cynical for the rest of your life...

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 22 Oct 2005, 09:12

Hmm.. interesting

BiscLimpkit · Post by **BiscLimpkit** » 22 Oct 2005, 09:58

Yeah Grim, try being an absolute sleaze.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 22 Oct 2005, 19:22

But thats not in my nature

I didnt think I'm lying to myself

Yi's quote from Eternal Sunshine is brilliant though.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 22 Oct 2005, 20:14

grim_tales wrote:But thats not in my nature
I didnt think I'm lying to myself Yi's quote from Eternal Sunshine is brilliant though.

Thanks... I copy-pasted it myself

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 22 Oct 2005, 20:57

No problem.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 22 Oct 2005, 22:59

Grim.... try being an obnoxious, arrogant, over-bearing, self-promoting, narcissistic, know-it-all and see if that works...? If you're not sure how... just copy Yi-Long.

IronMonkey · Post by **IronMonkey** » 24 Oct 2005, 13:46

Well, I asked her out!

She was so sweet when she turned me down!

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 24 Oct 2005, 14:13

Markgway wrote:Grim.... try being an obnoxious, arrogant, over-bearing, self-promoting, narcissistic, know-it-all and see if that works...? If you're not sure how... just copy Yi-Long.

You left out deliciously handsome btw

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 24 Oct 2005, 14:27

IronMonkey wrote:Well, I asked her out!

She was so sweet when she turned me down!

Thats' a shame.