The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by HungFist » 22 Oct 2011, 01:06

Because the question was so dumb, and the answer so obvious, that neither me nor Mark could believe you were actually asking it.

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by bradavon » 22 Oct 2011, 01:31

I wasn't.

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Unread post by Markgway » 22 Oct 2011, 06:01

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by HungFist » 19 Nov 2011, 20:40

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- http://www.joblo.com/movie-posters/the-expendables-2-04

This poster's gonna leave so many guys unsure of their sexuality.

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by bradavon » 20 Nov 2011, 00:20

That cover is hot!

Li looks like a girl though. When is Stallone gonna make Rambo 5!

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by gasteropod » 20 Nov 2011, 01:05

bradavon wrote:Li looks like a girl though.
That's Jet Li?! Fucking hell.

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Unread post by HungFist » 20 Nov 2011, 01:25

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That girl is Yu Nan

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by romerojpg » 20 Nov 2011, 01:45

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA (breath deep) HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

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:lol:

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by bradavon » 20 Nov 2011, 04:03

Like I said he looks like a girl :D.

I didn't think it looked like him either but what threw me, his name's on the poster and his face isn't but some nobody's is (in the context of the movie!). It's just pretty dumb to include her face and not his. WTF are they doing including a girl on the poster too? It totally goes against the point of the film.

Who's man enough to admit they also thought it could be Li, based on the fact Li's name is at the top but that girl's face is on the poster?

So no on else thinks that face in the poster looks a bit like Li? No one. I don't believe you.
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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by Markgway » 20 Nov 2011, 09:26

bradavon wrote:Li looks like a girl though.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by grim_tales » 19 Jan 2012, 09:45

Just saw this through FB:

Expendables 2 PG-13?!!!! :o :banghead: :icon_suspect:

http://twitchfilm.com/news/2012/01/expe ... norris.php
Boooooo :(

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by Markgway » 19 Jan 2012, 16:20

The original film was a hard 'R' so I can imagine fans being very disappointed by the unexpected drop to PG-13. Don't they remember the negative reaction to Die Hard 4? I respect Chuck's decision, but he appears to have forgotten about 75% of his R-rated back catalogue - The Hitman or Invasion USA, anyone? Chuck even drops the f-bomb in the former (that's when he's not committing acts of gross brutality). Ultimately I don't care as long as the resultant film is good - the original proved that tons of violence and swearing doesn't a great action film make. Also you can have loads of strong violence in a PG-13 as long as it isn't overtly bloody (see Bond and Bourne for popular examples). On the plus side the low rating means we won't have to endure awful CGI bloodsplatter.
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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by grim_tales » 19 Jan 2012, 17:30

Could be though that the PG-13 is just so they can release an Unrated Harder Cut on DVD/BD :D
Expendables 1 was cut on DVD (15) but uncut (rated 18) on BD.

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by bradavon » 19 Jan 2012, 17:45

grim_tales wrote:Could be though that the PG-13 is just so they can release an Unrated Harder Cut on DVD/BD :D
Those only tend to mean the odd swear word or the tiniest bit of violence added back in though.


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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by Xenon » 21 Jan 2012, 10:57

Markgway wrote:I respect Chuck's decision, but he appears to have forgotten about 75% of his R-rated back catalogue - The Hitman or Invasion USA, anyone?
What's there to respect? Hypocrisy? And Stallone should just have told Norris to fuck off, and make the movie without him, and I don't think many would miss him. Anyway - while I was planning to watch this shitsucker in the cinema, I'll just use the torrents now. I already learned my lesson by going to see Die Hard 4...

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by Markgway » 21 Jan 2012, 11:07

Well, Norris didn't force the filmmakers to cast him; they choose to. He gave his conditions and they accepted. If Stallone was so upset about the loss of profanity he could've said 'no'. Bigger box office is the real reason for the PG-13. Whether I go see this or not will have nothing to do with the rating. Bear in mind both versions of Die Hard 4 were '15' in the UK.
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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by HungFist » 28 Apr 2012, 13:53

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and more: http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=33783

oh, and in case someone missed the old news, the pg-13 was cancelled. It's now R.

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by grim_tales » 04 May 2012, 12:28

First full trailer - looks good :)

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news ... ailer.html

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by gasteropod » 04 May 2012, 13:26

'I'M BACK AYYAARGHHAARRRRGHHHHHHH' :D

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Re: The Expendables-Stallone,Li,Statham & Lundgren!

Unread post by luckystars » 04 May 2012, 19:10

grim_tales wrote:First full trailer - looks good :)

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news ... ailer.html

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I loled at that too. :D

Looks more polished than the first one, which to be fair was pretty shabby.
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