Bullets 'n' Babes

Magic Monkey is a pain in the arse and always looking to stir shit. He used to post on KFF as RogueWarrior. The likes of Chen Lung should tell him to piss off.

Funeral was yesterday. Last 12 days have been a blur. Just a real sense of numbness now. Never realised death was so complicated. Dealing with banks, pensions, solicitors, probate, funeral directors is all new to me.

a harrowing few days....was away on holiday abroad with my wife & daughter when i took a phone call to say my mum had passed away. i'm 55 but nothing can prepare you for something like this.

I was actually suspended for a week there once for taking the piss out of someone who owned multiple copies of Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee titles. It was harmless but the poster was offended so i guess he reported me

Boxcar Bertha 1.5/5 Boring early Scorsese movie is a Bonnie & Clyde wannabe starring a bland David Carradine and Barbara Hershey as the title character .Notable for Barbara in her prime topless scenes but little else to remember this one by. Tales From The Crypt:Demon Knight 2.5/5 Silly but fun hor...

In the dying world of forums BD.Com is an excellent site and definitely the best around for it's subject matter. It's massively popular worldwide so with that popularity comes a greater amount of dick users. I don't post much there but it's the site i visit most regularly. I wouldn't take a banning ...

The Hitcher 4/5 Rutger Hauer is the psychotic title character and in this riverting thriller that never lets up. Surprisingly for such a well regarded movie it's never been well served on home video. Now germany has seen a english friendly region free blu ray release,and while the master is from a ...

A Nightmare On Elm Street 2.5/5 Hit 80's horror has dated somewhat but still has it's moments. Solid cast, a mix of veterans (John Saxon, Ronee Blakely) and newcomers (Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp) A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge 1.5/5 quickfire sequel starts off with one of t...

The Samaritan 2/5 Samuel L. Jackson is released after 25 years inside for murdering his partner in crime and best friend - the man's son soon contacts him and wants him to assist in pulling off a "grift" ripping off crime boss Tom Wilkinson . Meantime Jackson starts an affair with a younger drug ad...

The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfoot 2/5 Sam Elliott is always worth watching but this not as fun as the title sounds offering is a bit of a slog. He plays the title character who is called back into action after Bigfoot is found in the wild carrying a lethal virus. Aidan Turner plays the...

The Thunder Kick (1974) Interesting basher with a good supporting cast and some pretty vicious fights somewhat held back from first class appeal thanks to poor choices for male lead (Larry Lee) and main villain (Yukio Someno). Early on, James Nam has a fight with Bolo, and they would have made bett...

BlackKKlansman 3/5 Decent Spike Lee effort based on a 70's true story of a young black policeman (played by Denzel's son) who via telephone conversations fools the local Ku Klux sect into thinking he's a rabid white supremist. He gets his jewish white partner Adam Driver to pretend to be him in fac...

grim_tales wrote: ↑

12 Jan 2019, 15:49

Perhaps. Amazon said it was New, weird.
Oh well

Don't leave it 6 months for Wheels On Meals assume you have City Hunter complete with lovely slip?

No, serious. It's on the back of the slipcover (which isnt sealed) and I'm not sure if I can peel it off without ruining the case, thats all. It came out over 6 months ago and was met with almost universal praise as an excellent release- so "wait for reviews" was sorted early.if you are into your s...

Goodfellas (1990) **½ I know I'm in the fucking minority here, but I find this fucking gangster epic to be overlong and fucking overrated. I actually prefer fucking Casino, which is fucking longer, but fucking faster, and more involving, so fucking sue me! Henry Hill is a total fucking dick; he sta...

grim_tales wrote: ↑

10 Jan 2019, 19:59

Recieved: Iron Monkey
There's a sticker on the slipcase (over the barcode) I'm scared to take off,

Are you serious or on the wind up?

Mile 22 1.5/5 Elite black ops team are tasked with getting police officer Iko Uwais to a helicopter and to America, on their way they have numerous obstacles trying to make sure that doesn't happen. Really poorly done actioner, Mark Wahlberg is a charisma free zone in the lead, Lauren Cohan is gorg...

Night Of The Demon 4.5/5 Superb b/w british horror/thriller puts todays modern equivalents to shame- it's brisk 96 minute running time flys by as skeptical Dana Andrews refuses to believe he'll die 3 days from being tricked into accepting a cursed parchment. Based on Casting The Runes, the new Indi...

Markgway wrote: ↑

05 Sep 2018, 18:58

Did you grant it?

yes i did.

I got a request off Bey today asking to join my Facebook Big Boss group.

Predator 2 3.5/5 Solid follow up to the classic original sees the Predator action move to the big city- gung ho cop Danny Glover and his team (including Bill Paxton) are blocked at every turn by Agent Keys played by Gary Busey. Tough, violent & entertaining- the 4k UHD disc does a good job of resol...

i've never seen Dragon Lord despite having the HKL since release .. i need to rectify that.

Unfortunately the Predator and Jack Ryan sets are both digipacks. I can't sell a disc on its own and leave the film's name plastered all over the packaging. An incomplete set is worse than having a film I won't watch. is Predators that bad? i haven't seen it for years and i vaguely recall it being ...

Markgway wrote: ↑

24 Aug 2018, 06:26

Box sets are a pain in the arse sometimes.

I want Predator, and Predator 2, but not Predators.

Buy the trilogy set, you'll get at least £15 for Predators disc only and the Digital codes . Result= Predator/Predator 2 a tenner each

Predator 4.5/5
Stone cold Arnie action classic. Maybe i'm easily pleased but the 4k Ultra HD Disc was a revelation on my Oled. Beautiful