I've just got banned from KFC!

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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Markgway » 23 Aug 2014, 00:08

Yi-Long wrote:I usually go pretty fucking quiet when I'm getting extremely annoyed or someone's in my face. Someone cutting in line, or assholes being assholes or whatever. Usually people also quickly back off once they see me like that. At KFC in Utrecht some tourists cut in line, and I tapped them on the shoulder, and they immediately moved to the back of the line. My girlfriend said I had a look on my face as if I was about to kill the both of them... :D
Location: KFC, Utrecht

An asshole cuts into the queue.

Yi-Long: I say, excuse me... you just cut into the line.

Asshole: So??

Yi-Long: Would you mind terribly popping to he back of the queue like a good chap?

Asshole: Fuck off!

Yi-Long grabs a half-eaten drumstick from the counter and stabs it repeatedly into the asshole's throat.

Yi-Long: I said, get to the back of the fucking line, motherfucker!

Bystander: Finger lickin' good?
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Shingster » 23 Aug 2014, 00:10

I've said it before but the role of moderator definitely attracts a certain type of person who gets off on the faux power the role provides - just look at the mods on this forum! Right pair of pricks! :icon_suspect:

Seriously though I think it's absolutely insane in this day and age to be banning members permanently for anything other than consistent, obnoxious trolling and/or spamming. There's so little discussion on Asian cinema out there as it is (live action anyway), and when it's old-school members, who may or may not be annoyingly argumentative or provocative at times but are loyal and active and bring a lot of valuable knowledge to the boards, then it's downright reckless IMO. Heck I'd gladly see this site return to its glory days of the early noughties even if it meant a return for Grandmaster level agitators like Gil (and no-one argued more with him than me back in the day)! :D

On the topic of internet meltdowns the greatest I've ever witnessed has to be Jeroen back at the AsianDVDGuide. Can't remember what set him off or if there even was any visible indication or angry rant at all, but one day he simply went through the thousands and thousands of posts he'd made over the years and wiped the text in every single one! Don't think you could actually delete the posts back at the AsianDVDGuide so it must have taken him hours to wipe that lot! :o

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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Yi-Long » 23 Aug 2014, 00:19

Markgway wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:I usually go pretty fucking quiet when I'm getting extremely annoyed or someone's in my face. Someone cutting in line, or assholes being assholes or whatever. Usually people also quickly back off once they see me like that. At KFC in Utrecht some tourists cut in line, and I tapped them on the shoulder, and they immediately moved to the back of the line. My girlfriend said I had a look on my face as if I was about to kill the both of them... :D
Location: KFC, Utrecht

An asshole cuts into the queue.

Yi-Long: I say, excuse me... you just cut into the line.

Asshole: So??

Yi-Long: Would you mind terribly popping to he back of the queue like a good chap?

Asshole: Fuck off!

Yi-Long grabs a half-eaten drumstick from the counter and stabs it repeatedly into the asshole's throat.

Yi-Long: I said, get to the back of the fucking line, motherfucker!

Bystander: Finger lickin' good?
Luckily, it didn't have to come to that. :icon_suspect: Also, if there are half-eaten drum-sticks lying around on the counter of the restaurant, I'd probably have my doubts about the hygiene at that place. Gawd knows I want my fastfood clean and healthy(!) ;)

It pretty much went like this: Long line on the left behind 1 counter which was open. 2 tourists walk in, walk forward to check out the board, 2nd counter opens, and they go: Oh hey, we can immediately order. Think again, mofos. I tap one of them on the shoulder, guy turns around, looks at my face, and immediately they understand their mistake and get the fuck to the back of the line, apologising profusely :D , while my girlfriend is holding my arm whispering: "Holy fuck, you looked like you were going to kill them.... ", which I think was the first time she's ever seen me get annoyed like that. :evil:
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Masterofoneinchpunch » 23 Aug 2014, 00:38

Shingster wrote:...On the topic of internet meltdowns the greatest I've ever witnessed ...
I was a mod on criterionforum.com part II we had broke off a former criterion site when the owners stopped fullfilling the orders. So several of us got together and created another site with one person who had set-up (we later found out illegally) a site. A couple of months into it as we had copied over thousands of posts from the old site and reestablished lots of other subforums etc... along with new conversation, the admin got into an argument with several about legalizing drugs. He got so angry he posted a picture of a nuclear bomb on the main site and then wiped out the site for good. Needless to say we banned him for criterionforums.com part III.
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Unread post by Shingster » 23 Aug 2014, 00:42

Masterofoneinchpunch wrote:I was a mod on criterionforum.com part II we had broke off a former criterion site when the owners stopped fullfilling the orders. So several of us got together and created another site with one person who had set-up (we later found out illegally) a site. A couple of months into it as we had copied over thousands of posts from the old site and reestablished lots of other subforums etc... along with new conversation, the admin got into an argument with several about legalizing drugs. He got so angry he posted a picture of a nuculear bomb on the main site and then wiped out the site for good. Needless to say we banned him for criterionforums.com part III.
I think that one's going to be hard to top! :D

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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Mo » 23 Aug 2014, 05:17

Markgway wrote: Although I wasn't banned for being offensive, but for daring to argue.
How dare you. I didn't know that you argued. I think you actually should have gotten a harsher punishment than being banned.
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Mo » 23 Aug 2014, 05:21

Masterofoneinchpunch wrote: There have been a couple of bans where the mod did a wipe out of the individual (all posts, all messages etc... -- scorched Earth policy) I had one individual message me stating that he was fed up and going to complain and the next day all my messages from him were gone, his posts were gone too -- no guest posts.)

Do you remember any of the names?
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Mo » 23 Aug 2014, 05:40

Beat TG wrote:
Mo wrote:You should have seen me on the stunt people site. Beat TG remembers. I was so mad, and then when I got banned, I really lost it. I actually got so mad that I somehow managed to force myself back on the forum. It has to be one of the biggest blow ups in internet history.

But no worries these days. I just come on forums now to learn and to be entertained.
All this time I thought you was someone else from KFC, good to see you here Morgoth. And yeah, I remember that time and looking back I wholeheartedly regret the incident that were the result of me getting you mad. It's all good now as I've learned to respect opinions and openly discuss to teach as well as to be taught by others.

Yep it's me, a shell of my former self, too lazy to type in my full name these days. I am still extremely evil, just less destructive.

I can't believe you are trying to apologize for what happened on the stunt people site. I take full blame for that. You made me mad for sure, but only because you disagreed with me. It's funny I think back on it and it could have been a good discussion. And I still say Billy Chow would beat Donnie Yen in a street fight :D

This reminds me I started a thread on KFC where I rank my top 52 fighters. I'd love to see your top 10 or top 20 Beat. And the same goes for the other 10 people on this forum.
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Markgway » 23 Aug 2014, 13:43

Shingster wrote:Heck I'd gladly see this site return to its glory days of the early noughties even if it meant a return for Grandmaster level agitators like Gil (and no-one argued more with him than me back in the day)! :D
Gil!?! I'd rather have The Running Man back... oh, wait!! :|
On the topic of internet meltdowns the greatest I've ever witnessed has to be Jeroen back at the AsianDVDGuide.
I remember that. You have to admire the dedication it would require to go back and delete every single one of your posts.
Yi-Long wrote:...while my girlfriend is holding my arm whispering: "Holy fuck, you looked like you were going to kill them.... ", which I think was the first time she's ever seen me get annoyed like that. :evil:
Did it turn her on?

"Why Yi, you rippling man beast, you!" :P
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Beat TG wrote:And I still say Billy Chow would beat Donnie Yen in a street fight :D
Yeah, but Hwang Jeong-Ri would beat them both! :rock:
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Mo » 23 Aug 2014, 21:20

Yeah he probably could beat them both, at the same time. Add in a 3rd guy like Kwan Young Moon, and it would be even easier because he could triple kick them.

I just realized I might have been an ass to Beat TG. I posted right before I passed out. Basically what I meant to say is you didn't do anything wrong back then. It was all me.
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Yi-Long » 24 Aug 2014, 23:41

Markgway wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:...while my girlfriend is holding my arm whispering: "Holy fuck, you looked like you were going to kill them.... ", which I think was the first time she's ever seen me get annoyed like that. :evil:
Did it turn her on?

"Why Yi, you rippling man beast, you!" :P
What, me taking her out to KFC isn't arousing enough already....!? :icon_suspect:

Nah, I doubt many people can look sexy when they look like they're about to kill somebody :P Unless you're Hugh Jackman of course.
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Masterofoneinchpunch » 25 Aug 2014, 17:12

Mo wrote:
Masterofoneinchpunch wrote: There have been a couple of bans where the mod did a wipe out of the individual (all posts, all messages etc... -- scorched Earth policy) I had one individual message me stating that he was fed up and going to complain and the next day all my messages from him were gone, his posts were gone too -- no guest posts.)
Do you remember any of the names?
No unfortunately but one had Dragon in the name :D I would have made a note, but I had no idea my messages would also be deleted. Heck there were entire threads that dissapeared because of who started them. I remember being annoyed that my post count had shrank (this can be an admin setting; for example my site you don't lose any count numbers if posts are deleted.)

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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Masterofoneinchpunch » 25 Aug 2014, 18:42

Mark you are getting some more talk in the KFC animated gif thread.

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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Markgway » 25 Aug 2014, 19:23

Bare breasties!?!

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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by luckystars » 25 Aug 2014, 22:18

Posting the nude pic was kind of a dick move


No wait, I mean it made my dick move
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Markgway » 25 Aug 2014, 23:01

He won't get banned, because he was asked to change his avatar and did so without question.

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Unread post by Mo » 26 Aug 2014, 22:25

Compliance is all that is needed? Ok I'm gonna try out a new pic for my avatar on KFC. It's a large breasted lady full frontal shot. And she's saying "I love kum fu". The mods probably won't have a problem with it, but if they do I guess I can change it.
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Mo » 26 Aug 2014, 22:48

Masterofoneinchpunch wrote:
Mo wrote:
Masterofoneinchpunch wrote: There have been a couple of bans where the mod did a wipe out of the individual (all posts, all messages etc... -- scorched Earth policy) I had one individual message me stating that he was fed up and going to complain and the next day all my messages from him were gone, his posts were gone too -- no guest posts.)
Do you remember any of the names?
No unfortunately but one had Dragon in the name :D I would have made a note, but I had no idea my messages would also be deleted. Heck there were entire threads that dissapeared because of who started them. I remember being annoyed that my post count had shrank (this can be an admin setting; for example my site you don't lose any count numbers if posts are deleted.)
I imagine you were more annoyed by taking the time to post and then having it deleted. You do a lot of lengthy posts. You must have made teako mad. Rule #1 on KFC- don't make teako mad. Teako is supreme, and you have double crossed it. Why did you do that?
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Masterofoneinchpunch » 26 Aug 2014, 23:15

Mo wrote: ... I imagine you were more annoyed by taking the time to post and then having it deleted. You do a lot of lengthy posts. You must have made teako mad. Rule #1 on KFC- don't make teako mad. Teako is supreme, and you have double crossed it. Why did you do that?
I was a bystander caught in the one-way fire. It was the other person who had made Teako angry, however I just lost some posts because of that (and a few posts asking where were these people, where was my conversation etc...) I don't think I lost anything too lengthy, but is was a few years ago.

I have noticed when I mention Mark, those are staying up. However, I don't think that a lot of the posts are actually read by the mods -- just skimming for no-no boobies.

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Unread post by Mo » 26 Aug 2014, 23:23

You may not have made teako mad, but be careful. I think we are allowed to "mention" markgway, but try to cut down on all the boob pics. I hate to see boobs deleted.
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Markgway » 26 Aug 2014, 23:35

Masterofoneinchpunch wrote:I have noticed when I mention Mark, those are staying up. However, I don't think that a lot of the posts are actually read by the mods -- just skimming for no-no boobies.
Teako's tit detector mustn't be working. :D
Mo wrote: I think we are allowed to "mention" markgway, but try to cut down on all the boob pics.
The first rule of KFC: Don't mention Markgway.

The second rule of KFC: Don't mention Markgway





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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by Yi-Long » 27 Aug 2014, 01:21

Tits are banned. Mark is banned.

...Really...!?... Nobody could have made that connection by now...!? It all makes sense! :P
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Re: I've just got banned from KFC!

Unread post by HungFist » 27 Aug 2014, 04:48

Yi-Long wrote:Tits are banned. Mark is banned.

...Really...!?... Nobody could have made that connection by now...!? It all makes sense! :P
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Unread post by Markgway » 27 Aug 2014, 13:37

HungFist wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:Tits are banned. Mark is banned.

...Really...!?... Nobody could have made that connection by now...!? It all makes sense! :P
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Unread post by Mo » 12 Sep 2014, 07:56

It seems that we are all looking for the Tibetan White Crane. He sent me a pm a couple months ago but I didn't even realize it was him until about a week later. (yeah I'm a bit slow :? :birthday: ). But I was reading some old threads on kfc and I think I may have found out what he's doing.


http://www.kungfucinema.com/forums/show ... stcount=60
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