Bullets 'n' Babes

Arnold Pranks Fans as the Terminator...for Charity
https://youtu.be/w81g199L8YA

Now I'm proud of Finland!
https://twitter.com/Maikkari/status/605714610449195008

It's like the civil rights era never happened up north.

- https://twitter.com/CharlesFinch/status ... 0698107904

Nothing for 'T'?

- https://twitter.com/AkashaDoesStuff/sta ... 1379827712

Unexpected question in Dan Stevens breakfast interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZe777oON8w

HungFist wrote:
- https://twitter.com/AkashaDoesStuff/sta ... 1379827712

Scottish exam board says test was too difficult

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy,
went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, The man
said: "Father ... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the
Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have
no need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual
favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.'

The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did,
you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those
circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh.

However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one
more question."

" And what is that?" asked the priest.



"Should I tell her the war is over?"

I crossed the road without looking yesterday and a Scouser on a bicycle swerved to avoid me and went straight into a lamp post. The poor guy had two broken ribs and a concussion.

On the bright side, I got my bike back.

grim_tales wrote:I crossed the road without looking yesterday and a Scouser on a bicycle swerved to avoid me and went straight into a lamp post. The poor guy had two broken ribs and a concussion.

On the bright side, I got my bike back.

nothing like a bit of stereotyping.Ever actually been to Liverpool?

It's just a joke, no offence meant
I apologise

grim_tales wrote:It's just a joke, no offence meant

next time you crack one,at least try and make it funny.

When I was 16 I got a job at a strip club it was £15 an hour. The job entailed helping the strippers on with their costumes, oiling their body's up, fitting them with those twirly tassels that covered their nipples and it was great until it went up to £25 an hour.

I had to give the job up though.

There was no way I could afford that.

saltysam wrote:nothing like a bit of stereotyping.Ever actually been to Liverpool?

grim_tales wrote:I crossed the road without looking yesterday and a Scouser on a bicycle swerved to avoid me and went straight into a lamp post. The poor guy had two broken ribs and a concussion.

On the bright side, I got my bike back.

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya feckin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer feckin' balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"

DDDHouse are really trying to sell this Blu-Ray:


- http://www.dddhouse.com/v3/product_deta ... ctID=14957

Haha