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Re: The funny thread

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Re: The funny thread

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Be careful to check what's on your Facebook page before sending a link to the news media!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR17VFRl ... e=youtu.be
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Re: The funny thread

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Is he wearing wet denim, or is that leather?

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Re: The funny thread

Unread postby HungFist » 10 Apr 2014, 16:59

This was 6 years ago in the Finnish film magazine that I also "work" for...

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One of our guys designed a fake VHS cover for a supposedly ultra-rare film that doesn't actually exist and was asking collectors if they know what film it is? Apparently he even got pretty good offers for it from people who wanted to buy it...

The coolest April Fool's prank ever!!!!

He also wrote the full story as a pretty damn awesome comic strip

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I can so recognize myself :lol:

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Re: The funny thread

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Herpes Video!?! :lol:
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Re: The funny thread

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Holy shit!

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- https://twitter.com/ClubZee/status/448662398719639552

(in case you didn't recognize it, the picture is from Re-Animator)

Apparently genuine, although I can't say for sure.

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Re: The funny thread

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Is anyone getting a strong Borat vibe from this stellar review, or is it just me? Yes, this is an actual review from HKMDB, and if you can guess for which film, you get a million dollars...... enjoy.

"This very beautiful, entertainment and scale drama in genre wuxia. The Film more 10 years, but without use computer technology even, he surprises the beauty a suit and window dressing, brightness of the personages. The Chin Siu Tung - a great cinematographer. The Normal combat scenes in film practically no, and the main personages fought, basically, by means of magics and incantation, set which much hich. Magic, beautiful and seizing cinema."

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Re: The funny thread

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RetroRobot wrote:Is anyone getting a strong Borat vibe from this stellar review, or is it just me? Yes, this is an actual review from HKMDB, and if you can guess for which film, you get a million dollars...... enjoy.


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Oh, and the film is Swordsman II.

Let me know where to collect my million. :thumbs:
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Re: The funny thread

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SON OF A...... well, I guess I gotta start saving up.

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Re: The funny thread

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RetroRobot wrote:SON OF A...... well, I guess I gotta start saving up.


You can pay it off in DVDs.... :cool:
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Re: The funny thread

Unread postby RetroRobot » 23 May 2014, 12:58

You'll have to pry my precious collection from my cold dead hands :mad:

Do you take recyclable cans?

But seriously, this Jackal guy has the funniest and most incomprehensible reviews i've ever read.

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Re: The funny thread

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Rare uncut dub of Aussie soap Home and Away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M22Frt8WyBc
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Re: The funny thread

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Cardiff 'phallic' food company logo:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales ... ny-7578230

:D

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Re: The funny thread

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grim_tales wrote:Cardiff 'phallic' food company logo:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales ... ny-7578230

:D


What's their slogan?

"It's tasty... cum on in"?
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Re: The funny thread

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This Austrian beer must really be something!

http://www.fucking-hell.de/bier/#
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Re: The funny thread

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Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police
http://youtu.be/QR465HoCWFQ

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Re: The funny thread

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Golden Globes monologue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw-wODbjmZI

A few good gags here.
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Re: The funny thread

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Re: The funny thread

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Very good. :D
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Fosters Helpline

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"G'day mate, Foster's Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"

"G'day, can you help ? I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp,
it's now swollen and has completely closed up."

"Bummer mate!"

"Thanks a bunch guys, I hadn't thought of that. Bye."

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Re: Fosters Helpline

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Re: The funny thread

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Here's more Japanese for you

= Woman
= Child

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