The BNB let's review a film you haven't seen thread!!

[brooce-leroy]

I will be in Brokeback 2 if I get screentime with Anne Hathaway.

[grim_tales]

Everyone but a psycho knows murder and rape are wrong, that is not even comparable with sleeping with a member of your own sex (consensually).

[grim_tales]

I will be in Brokeback 2 if I get screentime with Anne Hathaway.

Yeah, she was hot!

[bradavon]

Holly shit this thread is moving fast. My last post was 2.5 pages back. I really cannot be bothered to read it all.

p.s - There's way, way more straight sex in Brokeback Mountain than gay sex. Go figure!

[Tutut]

I don't see many alcoholics burgling old grannies houses for the price of a bottle of whisky.

Because they're beating up their wife and children at home.

[Tutut]

Everyone but a psycho knows murder and rape are wrong, that is not even comparable with sleeping with a member of your own sex (consensually).

He didn't talk about homosexuality, but ass fucking only.

[Yi-Long]

I don't think murder is wrong. It depends on who you murder, and why.

[grim_tales]

Holly shit this thread is moving fast. My last post was 2.5 pages back. I really cannot be bothered to read it all.

p.s - There's way, way more straight sex in Brokeback Mountain than gay sex. Go figure!

Exactly, and the straight sex scenes are actually more explicit, I couldnt understand why mum didnt like the gay scenes and mentionbed just those, not the straight ones.

[Markgway]

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2: RETURN TO ASSCRACK FALLS

Rated NC-17 for excessive ass-fucking.

Verdict: Extremely poor sequel replaces two of Hollywood's best young actors with hammy unknowns Brad Avon (the skinny beardy one) and Yi Long (the fat Dutch one). There's not much story here - just two cowboys poking at each other with throbbing cocks. The leads are enthusiastic in the sex scenes: Yi seems to enjoy kissing the most ("it's no big deal if you're being paid, handsome"), whilst Brad enjoys a good reach-around ("I'm not gay, honest!!"). Production values are nil (this was shot on Handycam) and the scenery - a back alley in Brixton - less than impressive. Give this one a miss.

[saltysam]

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2: RETURN TO ASSCRACK FALLS

Rated NC-17 for excessive ass-fucking.

Verdict: Extremely poor sequel replaces two of Hollywood's best young actors with hammy unknowns Brad Avon (the skinny beardy one) and Yi Long (the fat Dutch one). There's not much story here - just two cowboys poking at each other with throbbing cocks. The leads are enthusiastic in the sex scenes: Yi seems to enjoy kissing the most ("it's no big deal if you're being paid, handsome"), whilst Brad enjoys a good reach-around ("I'm not gay, honest!!"). Production values are nil (this was shot on Handycam) and the scenery - a back alley in Brixton - less than impressive. Give this one a miss.

i thought Brad avon in particular looked a natural in the role,like it was second nature.Yi looked a little ill at ease at times,as if he didn't want to be there.Film was very well directed though

[Yi-Long]

Excellent

I'm sure it will be an underground classic though.

[oldeschool17]

What it is? Nothing. It just is forbidden. No reason given. The same as why pork is forbidden. Some people claim it's forbidden because pigs are dirty animals. But in fact God has never given a reason for forbidding the consumption of pork.

Doesn't that strike you as odd? To give no reason "at all". I'd want at least a reason, before I agreed to do something. I'm not religious though, so cannot fully understand.

Religion doesn't always run on logic so to have a reason behind anything in that realm is a bit of a moot point.

[oldeschool17]

I seriously doubt you'll turn 'gay' when you kiss a man for your role.

Maybe not... but you'll still have taken part in a gay act.

I've never had any sexual fantasy about any guy whatsoever, but if I were an actor and the role would require for me to play a gay guy, and the movie requires on-screen 'proof' of that aspect of my character's life, then yeah, I'm pretty sure you would have to kiss the other actor.

You wouldn't have to. Actors have choices. You could turn down the role. Saying "oh I'm not gay, I'm just getting paid to pretend to be gay" isn't terribly convincing when you're fondling another bloke's nuts.

Good point. Isn't this essentially masking a gay tendency/curiosity/desire by way of occupation and monetary gains?

[oldeschool17]

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2: RETURN TO ASSCRACK FALLS

Rated NC-17 for excessive ass-fucking.

Verdict: Extremely poor sequel replaces two of Hollywood's best young actors with hammy unknowns Brad Avon (the skinny beardy one) and Yi Long (the fat Dutch one). There's not much story here - just two cowboys poking at each other with throbbing cocks. The leads are enthusiastic in the sex scenes: Yi seems to enjoy kissing the most ("it's no big deal if you're being paid, handsome"), whilst Brad enjoys a good reach-around ("I'm not gay, honest!!"). Production values are nil (this was shot on Handycam) and the scenery - a back alley in Brixton - less than impressive. Give this one a miss.

That's when you want the film to be heavily interlaced so you cant see shit and downmixed with mud.

[grim_tales]

@ Mark's post

[romerojpg]

You have seen Mark's Post! crikey.

[Markgway]

Film was very well directed though

Yes, I forgot to mention the director: Wanker Wai. His first film (and last due to an on-set masturbatory "accident"). This untimely tragedy hasn't put paid to the series, however. Brad Avon is taking over direction for Part 3: The Arse Bandit's Revenge. He's cast himself as an arse bandit taking revenge against a nasty gang of arse bandits who bummed his boyfriend (a Yi Long cameo) to death. Rumours of Bruce Willis co-starring are entirely unfounded.

[thelostdragon]

@ Mark's post

@ Mark's signature

[IronMonkey]

Religion doesn't always run on logic so to have a reason behind anything in that realm is a bit of a moot point.

Religion NEVER runs on logic.

[romerojpg]

Mind you I am sure all religion would be against seeing Brad kiss another man, that would unite the world.

[Shingster]

Do people want me to split this topic up? I read through a few pages of it earlier today and it does seem to have meandered way off track only to come back vaguely.

BTW those going on about absinthe being a "knock you out in one-shot" lethal spirit - fucking lightweights!

[Markgway]

Lol... as it's a bogus thread anyways I don't think splitting it off is necessary.

[saltysam]

Alice 1/5

A Huge hit at the box office but that doesn't sway me,it looks like more Burton up his own arse pretentiousness,Depp is getting annoying in these "zany" roles, nothing more than a dismal 1/5 from me

[gasteropod]

I feel the same way tbh, Burton's remakes are irritating, as is his persistent casting of Depp.

[bradavon]

as is his persistent casting of Depp.

Scorsese, De Niro
Scorsese, DiCaprio
Greengrass, Damon
Wong, Leung

It's a bad thing, how exactly? If they work well together, more the better.

p.s - Burton is a fantastic director and Depp a fantastic actor. I'm seeing Alice in Wonderland SOON!