The BNB let's review a film you haven't seen thread!!

[Yi-Long]

Excellent

I'm sure it will be an underground classic though.

[oldeschool17]

What it is? Nothing. It just is forbidden. No reason given. The same as why pork is forbidden. Some people claim it's forbidden because pigs are dirty animals. But in fact God has never given a reason for forbidding the consumption of pork.

Doesn't that strike you as odd? To give no reason "at all". I'd want at least a reason, before I agreed to do something. I'm not religious though, so cannot fully understand.

Religion doesn't always run on logic so to have a reason behind anything in that realm is a bit of a moot point.

[oldeschool17]

I seriously doubt you'll turn 'gay' when you kiss a man for your role.

Maybe not... but you'll still have taken part in a gay act.

I've never had any sexual fantasy about any guy whatsoever, but if I were an actor and the role would require for me to play a gay guy, and the movie requires on-screen 'proof' of that aspect of my character's life, then yeah, I'm pretty sure you would have to kiss the other actor.

You wouldn't have to. Actors have choices. You could turn down the role. Saying "oh I'm not gay, I'm just getting paid to pretend to be gay" isn't terribly convincing when you're fondling another bloke's nuts.

Good point. Isn't this essentially masking a gay tendency/curiosity/desire by way of occupation and monetary gains?

[oldeschool17]

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2: RETURN TO ASSCRACK FALLS

Rated NC-17 for excessive ass-fucking.

Verdict: Extremely poor sequel replaces two of Hollywood's best young actors with hammy unknowns Brad Avon (the skinny beardy one) and Yi Long (the fat Dutch one). There's not much story here - just two cowboys poking at each other with throbbing cocks. The leads are enthusiastic in the sex scenes: Yi seems to enjoy kissing the most ("it's no big deal if you're being paid, handsome"), whilst Brad enjoys a good reach-around ("I'm not gay, honest!!"). Production values are nil (this was shot on Handycam) and the scenery - a back alley in Brixton - less than impressive. Give this one a miss.

That's when you want the film to be heavily interlaced so you cant see shit and downmixed with mud.

[grim_tales]

@ Mark's post

[romerojpg]

You have seen Mark's Post! crikey.

[Markgway]

Film was very well directed though

Yes, I forgot to mention the director: Wanker Wai. His first film (and last due to an on-set masturbatory "accident"). This untimely tragedy hasn't put paid to the series, however. Brad Avon is taking over direction for Part 3: The Arse Bandit's Revenge. He's cast himself as an arse bandit taking revenge against a nasty gang of arse bandits who bummed his boyfriend (a Yi Long cameo) to death. Rumours of Bruce Willis co-starring are entirely unfounded.

[thelostdragon]

@ Mark's post

@ Mark's signature

[IronMonkey]

Religion doesn't always run on logic so to have a reason behind anything in that realm is a bit of a moot point.

Religion NEVER runs on logic.

[romerojpg]

Mind you I am sure all religion would be against seeing Brad kiss another man, that would unite the world.

[Shingster]

Do people want me to split this topic up? I read through a few pages of it earlier today and it does seem to have meandered way off track only to come back vaguely.

BTW those going on about absinthe being a "knock you out in one-shot" lethal spirit - fucking lightweights!

[Markgway]

Lol... as it's a bogus thread anyways I don't think splitting it off is necessary.

[saltysam]

Alice 1/5

A Huge hit at the box office but that doesn't sway me,it looks like more Burton up his own arse pretentiousness,Depp is getting annoying in these "zany" roles, nothing more than a dismal 1/5 from me

[gasteropod]

I feel the same way tbh, Burton's remakes are irritating, as is his persistent casting of Depp.

[bradavon]

as is his persistent casting of Depp.

Scorsese, De Niro
Scorsese, DiCaprio
Greengrass, Damon
Wong, Leung

It's a bad thing, how exactly? If they work well together, more the better.

p.s - Burton is a fantastic director and Depp a fantastic actor. I'm seeing Alice in Wonderland SOON!

[bradavon]

Why hasn't this thread died already? Yawn fucking yawn!

[Markgway]

Because you keep posting in it?

[saltysam]

Why hasn't this thread died already? Yawn fucking yawn!

Because you keep posting in it?

do you boil your own eggs Brad,or does your partner do it for you?

[romerojpg]

Cox

[bradavon]

do you boil your own eggs Brad,or does your partner do it for you?

And now in Zulu please? Because that's as much sense as you're making.

How do you like them apples?

[grim_tales]

Lets be fair Brad was merely responding to a post Gas made and he didnt start the thread up again

[saltysam]

Lets be fair Brad was merely responding to a post Gas made and he didnt start the thread up again

The clueless dolt has made 24 posts in a thread he doesn't like.He doesn't like it because the thread was created to highlight his simpleton ways. As for you Grim will you please stop being so fucking patronising you do realise your constant stating of the obvious makes you come across almost as thick as Brad and that's a reputation you surely don't want. Makes me laugh sometimes this place,it's like a morgue most days and yet we get weasels like Brad bitching about a 9 page thread.Dickhead

[romerojpg]

Sack Cuddler.

[grim_tales]

Sorry Sam

[bradavon]

You're not being patronising at all Grim.

Salty calm down. Jesus, it's the bloody Interweb.